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TheCroShow 07-19-2005 12:15 AM

Worst Movie Lines ever
 
I was watching "Cursed" and man that had some bad lines in there! I ran a search for a thread similiar to this, good old 2+2 search=for the lose.

Here are a few gems:

"The best part of being a fairy is that you can fly."-Dude from "Cursed," talking trash to a homophobic high school wrestler.

"So it begins."-Eomer, King of Rohan, "Lord of the Rings: Two Towers."

ANY line from Dirty Dancing

"Welcome to Earth." Will Smith "Independance Day"

all i can think of for now...add some to the list!

TheWorstPlayer 07-19-2005 12:17 AM

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ANY line from Dirty Dancing


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"It's a GREAT room!"
"You're WILD!"
"Nobody puts Baby in a corner."
"...or 'I Feel Pretty'?"
"I don't see you standing up to your parents and saying 'He's my guy'"
"I'm the worst actor in the world."
"No, I'm the worst actor in the world."

RacersEdge 07-19-2005 12:19 AM

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I'm not a huge LOTR fan, but why is "So it begins" a bad line?

-Skeme- 07-19-2005 12:19 AM

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I promise Jack, I won't let go!
[5 minutes pass]
*Rose pries Jack's hand off of hers and drops him in the water*

TheCroShow 07-19-2005 12:21 AM

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I'm not a huge LOTR fan, but why is "So it begins" a bad line?

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because too many nerds ruined the line, at the beginning of a warcraft 3 game "so it begins...." at the beginning of a match or round in counterstrike, "so it begins...." you get the idea, after that i hated the line.

a friend of mine claims that "I carried a watermelon!" from Dirty Dancing is the best line in the history of movies...What a horrible line

A_C_Slater 07-19-2005 12:22 AM

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Ice to see you.

-- Arnold Schwarzenegger, as Mr. Freeze in one of those god-awful Batman films.

-Skeme- 07-19-2005 12:22 AM

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Doesn't the term predate LOTR?

TheCroShow 07-19-2005 12:23 AM

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don't forget the other gem from that batman movie, also spoken by arnold "Cool party."

fluxrad 07-19-2005 12:24 AM

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Aragorn from the last scene of FoTR: "Let's hunt some Orc!"

private joker 07-19-2005 12:33 AM

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I promise Jack, I won't let go!
[5 minutes pass]
*Rose pries Jack's hand off of hers and drops him in the water*

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I'm sick of this complaint. God, some people are retarded. The whole friggin' point of the scene is how Rose won't "let go" of Jack in her heart, but will have to let go of his body to keep herself alive. It's called dramatic irony. Plus, he froze to death in the water -- what's she gonna do, hang onto his corpse?

Titanic isn't the greatest movie of all time, and there are plenty of cheesy lines in there -- but people who object to this part are morans.

Anyway, the answer to the thread is when Charlie Sheen goes out onto his balcony in Wall Street and says, "Who AM I?"

B Dids 07-19-2005 12:35 AM

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Aragorn from the last scene of FoTR: "Let's hunt some Orc!"

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I loved this bit, ties it to the start of the 2nd movie wonderfully.

-Skeme- 07-19-2005 12:42 AM

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Yeah, there was absolutely NO way I was just joking. None at all. Get real. In fact, when I saw the movie for the first time when I was 10 I walked out of the theatre and said the following: "Don't let go Rose! What was she supposed to do? Chop his hand off and walk around with it?"

Settle down.

private joker 07-19-2005 12:48 AM

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Yeah, there was absolutely NO way I was just joking. None at all. Get real.

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This sarcasm is even more confusing. If you were indeed joking that the line was bad, does that mean you think it's one of the best movie lines ever? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

Russ McGinley 07-19-2005 12:48 AM

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"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" (shakes fists)

- Darth Vader, Star Wars Ep. III

-Skeme- 07-19-2005 12:53 AM

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This sarcasm is even more confusing. If you were indeed joking that the line was bad, does that mean you think it's one of the best movie lines ever? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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No, it means that I understood what he meant. It means I didn't actually think Jack meant she should literally never let go of his hand. It's not the line that's bad, it's the action that follows. Very ironic and not a great place to have her drop him in the water. If Jack said, "Rose! Never forget" I wouldn't mind.

I really liked Titanic.

TheCroShow 07-19-2005 12:56 AM

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Maybe a mis-quote, but you get the jist of it...

"Get him...get him good."-James King, "Sin City"

"You bastad...you god damn bastad!"-Brittany Murphy "Sin City"

don't get me wrong, I absolutely LOOOOOOOOVE Sin City and I know the lines are supposed to be delivered in a cheesy manner, but those lines bothered me.

-Skeme- 07-19-2005 12:58 AM

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Yes, Brittany Murphy had like 3 horrid lines in that movie that didn't fit in well at all.

"You fool, you damn fool!"

DMBFan23 07-19-2005 12:58 AM

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Keanu Reeves: "I know kung fu"

Trebek: "For the last time, no you don't"

Turkish 07-19-2005 01:01 AM

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Worst spoken line ever:

At the end of Point break, Keanu says to Swayze " I don't CAAARRREE....You Gaata go Doowwn!" Everytime i hear him say that i just want to stab myself in the face.

Matt Flynn 07-19-2005 01:03 AM

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"The moon cast a light upon my soul"

[still shot of bird]

- The Thin Red Line

Pocket Trips 07-19-2005 01:16 AM

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I'm drunk as [censored] right now but i saw Charlie and the chocolate factory earlier tonight and just about every word spoken in this damn POS qualifies

nervous 07-19-2005 01:18 AM

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I promise Jack, I won't let go!
[5 minutes pass]
*Rose pries Jack's hand off of hers and drops him in the water*

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Was actually thinking of this exactly as I read the topic.

TheCroShow 07-19-2005 01:26 AM

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"How you gonn'u play me like dat??!?!?!" -Producer dude from "Honey" among the worst movies of all time.

Russ McGinley 07-19-2005 01:28 AM

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"How you gonn'u play me like dat??!?!?!" -Producer dude from "Honey" among the worst movies of all time.

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Producer dude from "Honey" = Young Josh Baskin from "Big"

His career really skyrocketed.

Punker 07-19-2005 01:29 AM

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Foul! Point Break is one of the great time killing movies of all time. "People trusted you and the died Bodie...you gotta go down!"

youtalkfunny 07-19-2005 02:18 AM

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"Rambo...don't!"

--Richard Crenna, First Blood

TheCroShow 07-19-2005 02:21 AM

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Producer dude from "Honey" = Young Josh Baskin from "Big"

His career really skyrocketed.

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lol is that really him? i thought buddy looked familiar. jessica alba was kinda hot in that movie, but man...that movie was AWFUL

Happy Hour 07-19-2005 02:32 AM

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Brandon Lee to Dolph Lungren in Showdown in Little Tokyo:

"Just in case we get killed, I wanted to tell you, you have the biggest dick I have ever seen on a man."

pryor15 07-19-2005 03:06 AM

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"You can't die...because I love you."

-- The Matrix

Vavavoom 07-19-2005 03:35 AM

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Worst Line.....I can remember off the top of my head...

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"I've never been in a club with such intense dance vibes"

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I won't say what film......but its a 80's movie....(I'm ashamed to say one of my favourites....

TimM 07-19-2005 03:47 AM

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Pulling out an obscure one:

Tequila Sunrise (1988)

Carlos: "By the way, you [censored] like a world champion. Four [censored] hours! I got hungry just watching you."

Not something one straight guy should be saying to another.

plaster8 07-19-2005 04:02 AM

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Stallone as a bad-ass cop in "Cobra":

Bad guy: "I could blow this whole store up, man!"
Stallone: "Go ahead. I don't shop here."

thatpfunk 07-19-2005 04:44 AM

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[Addressing the Soviet Union]
Rocky: I guess what I'm trying to say is, if I can change, and you can change, everybody can change.

macdaddy991 07-19-2005 04:51 AM

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"Hold me like you did by the lake on Naboo"

battschr 07-19-2005 04:53 AM

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[Addressing the Soviet Union]
Rocky: I guess what I'm trying to say is, if I can change, and you can change, everybody can change.

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Did you mean to post this under 'best movie line ever?"

billyjex 07-19-2005 05:02 AM

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Vin Diesel in Fast and the Furious:

"I live life a quarter mile at a time. For those 10 seconds, I'm free."

thatpfunk 07-19-2005 05:03 AM

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One of the best/most ridiculous quotes, yes.

battschr 07-19-2005 05:04 AM

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Vin Diesel in ANY MOVIE EVER

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FYP

ChipWrecked 07-19-2005 05:15 AM

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As long as we're hacking on Sly:

"Stop! Or my mom will shoot!"

battschr 07-19-2005 05:16 AM

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This reminds me of the SNL skit where Norm is dying in the car and Sly is trying to help him. Funny stuff.


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