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GuyOnTilt 07-15-2005 03:11 AM

Kind of a Lame Post : Name Me
 
Um yeah. This is pretty lame, I will admit, but I need a restaurant name. My real name is Brighten, and when I make reservations for a restaurant over the phone or give my name to the cashier at a coffee shop or Jamba or whatever, it's always a pain because they have to ask me to repeat it more than once. So I think it would be best if I came up with an alternate identity for when I go out for food, just to simplify things and make life easier both for me and the restaurant employee. I've been meaning to do this for a while kind of, but have never taken the time to come up with a name that would be fun. I use Rufio sometimes at Jamba. But anyway, if anybody has any ideas that'd be nice. I would probably plan on using this for quite a while, probably years.

Name me.

GoT

gr8vertical 07-15-2005 03:13 AM

Re: Kind of a Lame Post : Name Me
 
Dodd

easy to tell them. THey say name, you say "Dodd" "d-o-d-d"

very easy. thats what i do, but then again its also my last name [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

sexdrugsmoney 07-15-2005 03:13 AM

Re: Kind of a Lame Post : Name Me
 
[ QUOTE ]
Name me.

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Ruebenstein.

The Dude 07-15-2005 03:14 AM

Re: Kind of a Lame Post : Name Me
 
Wu.

tdarko 07-15-2005 03:16 AM

Re: Kind of a Lame Post : Name Me
 
oswald.

jgorham 07-15-2005 03:18 AM

Re: Kind of a Lame Post : Name Me
 
You think the carpet pissers did this?

Nick B. 07-15-2005 03:18 AM

Re: Kind of a Lame Post : Name Me
 
Fernando

wacki 07-15-2005 03:20 AM

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http://img305.imageshack.us/img305/1...vendick8ga.jpg

Boris 07-15-2005 03:21 AM

Re: Kind of a Lame Post : Name Me
 
My real name is Bearcat so I have the same problem. Boris works pretty well. You can use it too if you want.

wacki 07-15-2005 03:23 AM

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http://img306.imageshack.us/img306/8...ywacker3wl.jpg

slickpoppa 07-15-2005 03:34 AM

Re: Kind of a Lame Post : Name Me
 
Joey Joe Joe Shabadoo

battschr 07-15-2005 03:43 AM

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[ QUOTE ]
Joey Joe Joe Shabadoo

[/ QUOTE ]
My god, that's the worst name I've ever heard.

IronDragon1 07-15-2005 03:43 AM

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[ QUOTE ]
Joey Joe Joe Shabadoo

[/ QUOTE ]

[incredibly predicatble reply]That's the worst name I've ever heard.[/incredibly predictable reply]

EDIT: Damnit!

fimbulwinter 07-15-2005 03:43 AM

Re: Kind of a Lame Post : Name Me
 
jack

eric5148 07-15-2005 03:49 AM

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Eric.

AsiaKurosawa 07-15-2005 03:50 AM

Re: Kind of a Lame Post : Name Me
 
Milo.

bernie 07-15-2005 03:52 AM

Keith Kozar
 
F*ck that. It's a memorable name(repeat customer-wise). How often are they going to run into someone named Bright? Sure, at first they'll fumble and call you something close.

People screw up my name all the time. Brian, Ryan, Vernon, Benni, Ernie and countless more. When I used to contract, I'd just let the customer call me whatever. I'd know who they were talking to. I just made sure they spelled it right when they cut the check.

You have a unique name, use it.

But if you must, why not use Dim? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

b

EliteNinja 07-15-2005 03:58 AM

Re: Keith Kozar
 
Raiden
Jim
Bob
Jim-bob
Todd
Jeff
Jack
Tim
Arokosaki (The Shredder)
Blargon from the planet Boron

zephed 07-15-2005 04:05 AM

Re: Kind of a Lame Post : Name Me
 
Bob Knob.

krazyace5 07-15-2005 04:07 AM

Re: Kind of a Lame Post : Name Me
 
Tony Montana

SCfuji 07-15-2005 04:09 AM

Re: Kind of a Lame Post : Name Me
 
PIMPDADDY
HOTSAUCE
DIRK DIGGLER

brick 07-15-2005 04:09 AM

Re: Kind of a Lame Post : Name Me
 
Miles

Stu Pidasso 07-15-2005 04:18 AM

Re: Kind of a Lame Post : Name Me
 
Jinky

shant 07-15-2005 04:51 AM

Re: Kind of a Lame Post : Name Me
 
O.J.

ClaytonN 07-15-2005 04:54 AM

Re: Kind of a Lame Post : Name Me
 
Donny.

This is just perfect, given you and TheDude. I mean, come on.

Blarg 07-15-2005 05:00 AM

Re: Kind of a Lame Post : Name Me
 
Max Power. MISTER Power, to ordinary folk.

Skjonne 07-15-2005 05:18 AM

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Larson E. Whipsnade?
Cuthbert J. Twillie?
Cornelius O'Hare?
C. Ellsworth Stubbins?

DasLeben 07-15-2005 05:23 AM

Re: Kind of a Lame Post : Name Me
 
I feel your pain. My last name is long and very German. Nobody can pronounce it correctly, even though I think it's honestly pretty easy. The hard "ich" sound at the end gets everyone especially.

Sooga 07-15-2005 05:28 AM

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Mason

diebitter 07-15-2005 05:58 AM

Re: Kind of a Lame Post : Name Me
 
Jesus H. Christ

jakethebake 07-15-2005 08:51 AM

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Ron Mexico

cokehead 07-15-2005 08:59 AM

Re: Kind of a Lame Post : Name Me
 
Furious Styles

evans075 07-15-2005 09:06 AM

Re: Kind of a Lame Post : Name Me
 
What about simply TILT

TheWorstPlayer 07-15-2005 09:10 AM

Re: Kind of a Lame Post : Name Me
 
My name is Dov. I use Batman.

Bluffoon 07-15-2005 09:13 AM

\"Chip\" n/m
 
nm

asofel 07-15-2005 09:58 AM

Re: Kind of a Lame Post : Name Me
 
Jack.

ThaSaltCracka 07-15-2005 10:02 AM

Re: Kind of a Lame Post : Name Me
 
Jerry Curl.

DMBFan23 07-15-2005 10:05 AM

Re: Kind of a Lame Post : Name Me
 
Cornelius

Wes ManTooth 07-15-2005 10:06 AM

Re: Kind of a Lame Post : Name Me
 
Frank Rizzo

WackityWhiz 07-15-2005 10:09 AM

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Seimen Yuk


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