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BK1248 07-11-2005 08:58 PM

Anybody got a sister..
 
I need to meet a girl that has insurance and then we will fall in love and get married. A lil cute with insurance is what im looking for. Ill send her my picture and she'll be like "damn hes pretty".

CallMeIshmael 07-11-2005 09:03 PM

Re: Anybody got a sister..
 
Yes ladies.... HE'S SINGLE!

tworooks 07-11-2005 09:03 PM

Re: Anybody got a sister..
 
One of my sisters is 3. I would definitely SIIHP. Maybe I'll hook you up.

YourFoxyGrandma 07-11-2005 09:05 PM

Re: Anybody got a sister..
 
He seems like a nice enough guy.

Joshssj4 07-11-2005 09:07 PM

Re: Anybody got a sister..
 
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One of my sisters is 3. I would definitely SIIHP. Maybe I'll hook you up.

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Wrong.

BK1248 07-11-2005 09:11 PM

Re: Anybody got a sister..
 
"Yes ladies.... HE'S SINGLE! "

actually im not single i got a g/f in boston and piece in cambridge on the side, but willing to give both up for a girl with insurance.

jason_t 07-11-2005 09:13 PM

Re: Anybody got a sister..
 
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One of my sisters is 3. I would definitely SIIHP. Maybe I'll hook you up.

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She's 3. She's your sister. You would stick it in her pooper?

Wow.

Arnfinn Madsen 07-11-2005 09:13 PM

Re: Anybody got a sister..
 
ALL the women I know are above your league so I can't help you [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img].

sexypanda 07-11-2005 09:14 PM

Re: Anybody got a sister..
 
Girl with insurance? Like health insurance? Or is this some sort of slang I'm unaware of?

BK1248 07-11-2005 09:17 PM

Re: Anybody got a sister..
 
"ALL the women I know are above your league so I can't help you . "

Im pretty and my bankroll is skyhigh, what else is there. I been grinding 4 years and sick of not having health insurance.

gorie 07-11-2005 09:22 PM

Re: Anybody got a sister..
 
how pretty ?

kerssens 07-11-2005 09:28 PM

Re: Anybody got a sister..
 
My sister works in insurance.

sexypanda 07-11-2005 09:29 PM

Re: Anybody got a sister..
 
If your "bankroll is skyhigh", why don't you just buy insurance?

BK1248 07-11-2005 09:31 PM

Re: Anybody got a sister..
 
"My sister works in insurance. "

perfect match then, tell her u got a lead to her love life

BK1248 07-11-2005 09:32 PM

Re: Anybody got a sister..
 
"how pretty ? "

a young brad pitt

kerssens 07-11-2005 09:32 PM

Re: Anybody got a sister..
 
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"My sister works in insurance. "

perfect match then, tell her u got a lead to her love life

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I doubt this will happen.

Arnfinn Madsen 07-11-2005 09:36 PM

Re: Anybody got a sister..
 
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"how pretty ? "

a young brad pitt

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Okay, you are getting close. Do some plastic surgery and you will be considered [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img].

BK1248 07-11-2005 09:36 PM

Re: Anybody got a sister..
 
"I doubt this will happen. "

ask her, whats there to lose , i got references on here

ChipWrecked 07-11-2005 09:38 PM

Re: Anybody got a sister..
 
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i got a g/f in boston and piece in cambridge on the side,

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So as long as your sis has insurance and you don't mind this dude cheating on her... it's good.

MoreWineII 07-11-2005 09:40 PM

Re: Anybody got a sister..
 
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If your "bankroll is skyhigh", why don't you just buy insurance?

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This question was not answered.

BK1248 07-11-2005 09:43 PM

Re: Anybody got a sister..
 
If your "bankroll is skyhigh", why don't you just buy insurance?

Its like 200 a month for shitty catastrophe coverage that i never use, i do need to get it and i looked into it, but if anyone knows a good coverage in boston let me know. And Im burned out and hate playing poker and trying to cut down on my expenses.

kerssens 07-11-2005 09:44 PM

Re: Anybody got a sister..
 
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trying to cut down on my expenses.

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A 3rd girl is counter-productive to this.

BK1248 07-11-2005 09:47 PM

Re: Anybody got a sister..
 
"A 3rd girl is counter-productive to this. "

you guys are funny, im going to get rid of the other 2 girls, neither has insurance, 1 has 2 kids and the other has 1. Im going to start a new relationship with ur guys help. thx in advance.

YourFoxyGrandma 07-11-2005 09:50 PM

Re: Anybody got a sister..
 
Oh, wait. He's serious.

moondogg 07-11-2005 10:14 PM

Re: Anybody got a sister..
 
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"A 3rd girl is counter-productive to this. "

you guys are funny, im going to get rid of the other 2 girls, neither has insurance, 1 has 2 kids and the other has 1. Im going to start a new relationship with ur guys help. thx in advance.

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Wow, you're just kicking ass in this whole life thing. Good work, stay the course (no matter how many people tell you that you're a moron).

gorie 07-11-2005 10:16 PM

Re: Anybody got a sister..
 
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"how pretty ? "

a young brad pitt

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ok nevermind.

sexypanda 07-11-2005 10:30 PM

Re: Anybody got a sister..
 
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[ QUOTE ]
"how pretty ? "

a young brad pitt

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ok nevermind.

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Sorry Gorie, apparently you have to look like a dude for this guy to be interested in you. Personally, I think you're better off.

BeerMoney 07-11-2005 10:49 PM

Re: Anybody got a sister..
 
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Anybody got a sister

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I used to f**k a sista...

BK1248 07-11-2005 10:50 PM

Re: Anybody got a sister..
 
"I used to f**k a sista... "

i havent banged a white girl in 5 years

BottlesOf 07-11-2005 10:58 PM

Re: Anybody got a sister..
 
What is SIIHP? NOOb here.

Voltron87 07-11-2005 10:58 PM

Re: Anybody got a sister..
 
stick it in her pooper

TimM 07-12-2005 01:50 AM

Re: Anybody got a sister..
 
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Im pretty and my bankroll is skyhigh, what else is there. I been grinding 4 years and sick of not having health insurance.

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Damn, I thought you meant life insurance. I was thinking "stay away from my sister you sick bastard!"

pokerdirty 07-12-2005 03:34 AM

Re: Anybody got a sister..
 
i think the real question here is,

"What did you do to yourself/What is wrong with you that you need insurance?"

Kirg 07-12-2005 03:35 AM

Re: Anybody got a sister..
 
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Its like 200 a month for shitty catastrophe coverage that i never use

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Would you rather be using it all the time? I'm sure you can get yourself into some catastrophies to fill the need.

LargeCents 07-12-2005 07:49 AM

Re: Anybody got a sister..
 
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i think the real question here is,

"What did you do to yourself/What is wrong with you that you need insurance?"

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This thread is hilarious. Thank you, OOT!

kasey2004 07-12-2005 09:51 AM

Re: Anybody got a sister..
 
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i think the real question here is,

"What did you do to yourself/What is wrong with you that you need insurance?"

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This thread is hilarious. Thank you, OOT!

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What did i ever do before finding OOT ?

[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Kasey [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

BK1248 07-12-2005 01:54 PM

Re: Anybody got a sister..
 
I got 3 leads that are not all that bad looking, ill bang anything my standards are not that high anyway, thx for the PMs guys.


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