My hatred for Greg Raymer
 

here i am. ive been watching the 2004 WSOP marathon for about 4 hours, and the final table is with grag raymer commentary. great. now, i dont like greg raymer really at all. i think hes a nobody who won way more than he deserved ( $5 MILLION ). i mean, just the fact that the largest 1st place prize in the history of the WSOP went to him is enough to make me sick. anyways. i have been watching raymer piddle his fat ass around table to table collecting many undeserved chips. his play is so "blah" nothing to it. most of the decisions he made were stupid anyways. now its the final table and the first hand they show raymer re raises pocket aces with 10's . the other guy is all in. raymer flops a 10. now i hear him say " this was one of only TWO hands the whole week where i was a significant dog when all the money went in". i just about [censored] myself. here i have been watching this douche go around picking up chips with ridiculous hands and hes saying that hes only "sucked out" twice all week, and this was the FIRST of those 2. i'll tell you what needs to be sucked out buddy. next hand ... raymer goes all in with A 10... gets called by A K... and goes runner runner for a 6 7 8 9 10. let me guess, this was # 2 right, greg? this guys probably never won a holdem tournament in his life and here he is catching these cards when $5 million bucks is on the line. god just listening to him talk about every pot makes me want to break my own tv. look at his fossils. "fossilman". jesus christ. look at those cheap little things. if he spent $1 of that 5 million on fossils im gonna go mug him. alrite, ive gotta turn this off. its bad for my health. lets just hope raymer isnt in the money this year. maybe hes lost the 5 mil by now and has moved on to a new hobby. "fossilman".

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here i am. ive been watching the 2004 WSOP marathon for about 4 hours, and the final table is with grag raymer commentary. great. now, i dont like greg raymer really at all. i think hes a nobody who won way more than he deserved ( $5 MILLION ). i mean, just the fact that the largest 1st place prize in the history of the WSOP went to him is enough to make me sick. anyways. i have been watching raymer piddle his fat ass around table to table collecting many undeserved chips. his play is so "blah" nothing to it. most of the decisions he made were stupid anyways. now its the final table and the first hand they show raymer re raises pocket aces with 10's . the other guy is all in. raymer flops a 10. now i hear him say " this was one of only TWO hands the whole week where i was a significant dog when all the money went in". i just about [censored] myself. here i have been watching this douche go around picking up chips with ridiculous hands and hes saying that hes only "sucked out" twice all week, and this was the FIRST of those 2. i'll tell you what needs to be sucked out buddy. next hand ... raymer goes all in with A 10... gets called by A K... and goes runner runner for a 6 7 8 9 10. let me guess, this was # 2 right, greg? this guys probably never won a holdem tournament in his life and here he is catching these cards when $5 million bucks is on the line. god just listening to him talk about every pot makes me want to break my own tv. look at his fossils. "fossilman". jesus christ. look at those cheap little things. if he spent $1 of that 5 million on fossils im gonna go mug him. alrite, ive gotta turn this off. its bad for my health. lets just hope raymer isnt in the money this year. maybe hes lost the 5 mil by now and has moved on to a new hobby. "fossilman".

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Good luck mugging him.

Re: My hatred for Greg Raymer
 

you are a waste of oxygen
That is all.

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Raymer is currently one of the chipleaders in this year's Main Event, with only 50 or so players left until the money.

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examples please

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Recommended reading

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uh,
what is YOUR chip count, chief?
and, were you even in it this year?

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Who are you?

DON\'T READ THIS POST, 60181, WHATEVER YOU DO!!!!!
 

"Greg Raymer is looking like a champion in late Day 2 action. He just busted out Bill Ferrand after his pocket sixes held up against Ferrand's pocket twos. Raymer now has about $315,000 and one of the top five chip stacks with 650 players remaining. "

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Who are you?

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Mike Matusow
“I have the biggest balls in No-Limit Hold'em in the world.”

Re: My hatred for Greg Raymer
 

I agree with the OP

Proof that Raymer is nothing but a lucky amatuer

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Mike Matusow

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Nice.

+8 points for LargeCents

Re: DON\'T READ THIS POST, 60181, WHATEVER YOU DO!!!!!
 

haha nooooo!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] if he wins it again then the world must be tipped off its axis. the end is near.

look, guys, this post is appropriately named. i dont think you clicked it hoping to read about my love for "the fossilman". so to all you raymer-huggers out there just close your eyes and move your mouse around clicking all over and eventually you will find the "back" button and you can go on like you never were forced into reading such a vulgar piece of literature. i do reccommend getting a hold of this final table commentary episode tho. i've vomited 8 times already and theres still 6 players left!

Re: My hatred for Greg Raymer
 

I haven't seen many of his hands, but this attitude towards him at the table, might be the reason for his success through day 2 of WSOP 2005.

-scarr

Re: DON\'T READ THIS POST, 60181, WHATEVER YOU DO!!!!!
 

You weren't forced to read our responses, either. It's silly to act like the only people who can respond are those who agree with your mindless rant.

You knew exactly the type of responses you would get to such a blatantly wrong post.
Now, either stop being foolish, or stop being a troll.

Re: DON\'T READ THIS POST, 60181, WHATEVER YOU DO!!!!!
 

"Greg 'Fossilman' Raymer is up to 320k and is reportedly terrorizing his rather short-stacked table."

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You hate him this much and yet you're watching the entire commentary? Uh-huh. The sooner you admit you're lusting over his man-meat, the better.

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can anyone tell if he spent any of that 5 mil on a weight loss program? - just wondering, it doesnt really matter.

Re: My hatred for Greg Raymer
 

Reported for trolling and a lack of paragraphs.

Greg Just Got Busted By Pocket Kings!
 

"Greg Raymer limps in, and the player in Seat 7 raises to $6,600. The action folds around to Raymer who calls. The flop comes Jd-8s-3h. Raymer checks, and Seat 7 bets out $25,000. Raymer mucks almost immediately, and says, "Aces? Or Kings this time?" In a sportsmanlike gesture, Seat 7 shows his pocket kings."

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It's funny, there aren't many round here who are better than Greg but you....

OP teaches NL forum about suited connectors

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You made me smile.

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You hate him this much and yet you're watching the entire commentary? Uh-huh. The sooner you admit you're lusting over his man-meat, the better.

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Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! Priceless. Good one.

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It's funny, there aren't many round here who are better than Greg but you....

OP teaches NL forum about suited connectors

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nice
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Re: My hatred for Greg Raymer
 

I smell jealousy, really I do.

That said, if I were Raymer and won $5M last year the first thing I'd have done is hired a personal trainer and shed some damned weight. Then I'd buy less ridiculous looking glasses.

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I smell ignorance

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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...Poker/lock.gif

Pure flame posts usually get deleted.

But, when they've got a lot of responses, I'll just lock them.