Getting \'turned down\' by a girl way below your league
 

Seriously... if I'm in the majors this broad is just learning how to hit off a T. She might be in litle league but if she is she's the goofy kid they stick in right field.

4th of July my friend and I get drunk at a beach party. It winds down and at about 3am we head to my friends house who has some people over. I drink some more beers and this girl there comes and lays with me on the couch. Starts taking my hands and feeling her tits, etc. By now I'm extremely drunk and I try to get her in the bathroom to get head. Drawing dead.

Hour or two goes by, now my friend is in on the play and we are saying the most obscene [censored] to this girl. She's loving it. But she's not ready to blow yet, so I'm trying to finesse a little bit. I've got her shirt off and I'm playing with her tits, I even tongue her nipple a little bit. Now there's the problem...

An hour or two go by more, me and my friend are totally demolished and I'm very blunt about wanting a blowjob. Very obscene [censored]. She continues being a cocktease, I call her some names, neither of us get blown, he passes out for a while, I play some limit online. End of the night

I wake up the next evening after sleeping off my hangover, log on to MySpace, and see a friendship request from her. Now the real problem begins... after remembering what she looks like, I feel kind of nauseous anytime I eat now. The most I did was suck her tit, but I'm still grossed out. She is not a 1, but she is at best a 4. So I can't help but think if I accept her as a friend on MySpace, I will want to yack everyday. Do I tell her I couldn't help but feel vomitous if I added her as a friend and deny the request, add her as a friend and risk puking up a few burritos, or just ignore it?

I would normally not have a problem adding an ugly girl to my friendship list as I am very compassionate, but I can't stop thinking about how gross this girl is and how my tongue actually touched a part of her body.

I'm hoping the feeling goes away the next time my mouth touches a woman. Like being painted over or some sht

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there is a certain group of girls i went to school with who hate me because one time i was really drunk and yelled at one for them for not hooking up with me. the girl was kind of attractive, not good looking though, probably a 6 or a 7. i said some realllllyyyy dumb crap, about how could she have the nerve to not hook up with me. i was so wasted i was genuinely surpised and angry this girl would not get with me.

my attitude was basically "wait, no. you can't do that. im better looking than you and regularly pull girls much hotter than you. you cant turn me down."

good times.

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I wake up the next evening after sleeping off my hangover, log on to MySpace, and see a friendship request from her. Now the real problem begins...

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I'd highly recommend re-evaluating where you are in life.

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I would normally not have a problem adding an ugly girl to my friendship list as I am very compassionate,

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Yes this post just ooozes compassion

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You're a dipshit.

-SmileyEH

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there are some serious assholes in OOT but man, you just shot straight to the 98th percentile in my book.

What a dick.

I promise, you ain't in the majors.

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Link to her profile immediately. Or at least PM it.

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Link to her profile immediately. Or at least PM it.

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Link to her profile immediately. Or at least PM it.

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Brilliant idea. OP, post a link to yours and hers and we'll tell you if you're really out of her league.

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Link to her profile immediately. Or at least PM it.

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Agreed

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Link to her profile immediately. Or at least PM it.

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I've been avoiding signing back onto MySpace so when she sees I haven't added her she will notice I last signed on the day after (which could have been the 'night' of actually), and haven't actually been ignoring the request. See, I really am compassionate

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Link to her profile immediately. Or at least PM it.

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Brilliant idea. OP, post a link to yours and hers and we'll tell you if you're really out of her league.

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Let the public decide.

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DO IT PUSSY!!!!!!

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Link to her profile immediately. Or at least PM it.

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I've been avoiding signing back onto MySpace so when she sees I haven't added her she will notice I last signed on the day after (which could have been the 'night' of actually), and haven't actually been ignoring the request. See, I really am compassionate

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Jesus, how old are you? 12? IT'S [censored] MYSPACE

Now get linking!

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DO IT PUSSY!!!!!!

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How is this guy a dipshit? He's wasted and a girl comes us to him and grabs his hands so he can feel her up. I'd want some action too. Cockteasing is not cool.

And yes, we dont need the link to her profile, but at least a pic.

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he isn't a dipshit, but he is a pussy.

LINK THE FCKING PROFILE!!!!!!!!!!!

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Link to her profile immediately. Or at least PM it.

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Brilliant idea. OP, post a link to yours and hers and we'll tell you if you're really out of her league.

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Brilliant idea. OP, post a link to yours and hers and we'll tell you if you're really out of her league.

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and linking profiles is out of the question. Not so much for anyone seeing her or me, but I know there's enough people here that would go and send her a message about this post, which would really hurt her feelings, and is a lot more assholic than me making this post for legitimate advice. Use your imaginations, I'm averagely cute and she's about 150 pounds overweight with pretty ugly. I mean really guys, if I was going to lie about how this girl looked, I would have just said she was a perfect 10.

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and linking profiles is out of the question. Not so much for anyone seeing her or me, but I know there's enough people here that would go and send her a message about this post, which would really hurt her feelings, and is a lot more assholic than me making this post for legitimate advice. Use your imaginations, I'm averagely cute and she's about 150 pounds overweight with pretty ugly. I mean really guys, if I was going to lie about how this girl looked, I would have just said she was a perfect 10.

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I hate you. This is easily the worst thread ever.

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Really, at least you can put a picture of her in photobucket. You dont have to like to her profile, no foul play shall happen.

This thread sucks without a picture.

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cut and paste a picture then

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Really, at least you can put a picture of her in photobucket. You dont have to like to her profile, no foul play shall happen.

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okay, I can post a picture I suppose, but my only link to her profile is in my request box and like I said, I don't want to log on until I figure out the best way to handle it. All things considered, her feelings and my vomit. You guys aren't focusing on the vomit enough

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pics or die.

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just post a pic man.

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this is one of the stupidest girl related posts i have ever seen. one thing that you will learn as you get to know about girls and the birds and the bees is that normal girls will not give you a blowjob just because you asked her to. you need flowers and prime rib my man.

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this is one of the stupidest girl related posts i have ever seen. one thing that you will learn as you get to know about girls and the birds and the bees is that normal girls will not give you a blowjob just because you asked her to. you need flowers and prime rib my man.

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You don't meet the right girls.

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pics or die.

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and linking profiles is out of the question. Not so much for anyone seeing her or me, but I know there's enough people here that would go and send her a message about this post, which would really hurt her feelings, and is a lot more assholic than me making this post for legitimate advice. Use your imaginations, I'm averagely cute and she's about 150 pounds overweight with pretty ugly. I mean really guys, if I was going to lie about how this girl looked, I would have just said she was a perfect 10.

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I can almost promise you that nobody cares enough to do that.

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I'm pretty sure the standard of getting the girl wasted still works. However, you can still dip into your wallet if you find it necessary.

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and linking profiles is out of the question. Not so much for anyone seeing her or me, but I know there's enough people here that would go and send her a message about this post, which would really hurt her feelings, and is a lot more assholic than me making this post for legitimate advice. Use your imaginations, I'm averagely cute and she's about 150 pounds overweight with pretty ugly. I mean really guys, if I was going to lie about how this girl looked, I would have just said she was a perfect 10.

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I can almost promise you that nobody cares enough to do that.

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less talk, more pics.

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pics or die.

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If you're one of us, you'll post the pic!

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this is one of the stupidest girl related posts i have ever seen. one thing that you will learn as you get to know about girls and the birds and the bees is that normal girls will not give you a blowjob just because you asked her to. you need flowers and prime rib my man.

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You don't meet the right girls.

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what are you talking about? yes there are lots of girls that will give you a blowjob the first time you meet them. but if you read carefully you will see that i said 'normal girls' and i am right about that one. if you date girls that give you a blowjob the first time you met them just because you asked then you are not doing too well for yourself.

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Sir... this thread.... it is terrible

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i told a similar story to #sstakes involving a myspace profile of a really ugly fat girl. i posted the link, you should to

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pics or die.

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what are you talking about? yes there are lots of girls that will give you a blowjob the first time you meet them. but if you read carefully you will see that i said 'normal girls' and i am right about that one. if you date girls that give you a blowjob the first time you met them just because you asked then you are not doing too well for yourself.

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there was no mention of dating ever.

P(BJ)->1 as S*A->infinity
Where S = sluttieness and A = appletinis. Notice even a 1 on the sluttiness scale approaches a probably of a BJ of 1 as the number of appletinis goes to infinity.

Like I said, there was no mention of dating, just getting BJs from normal girls.

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