What do you say to Hellmuth?
 

You're playing in the ME at a table with Hellmuth. He criticizes your play and calls you a donkey. What do you do/say?

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You're playing in the ME at a table with Hellmuth. He criticizes your play and calls you a donkey. What do you do/say?

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"Hee-haw"

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You're playing in the ME at a table with Hellmuth. He criticizes your play and calls you a donkey. What do you do/say?

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"Hee-haw"

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I second that, its pure genious!

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You're playing in the ME at a table with Hellmuth. He criticizes your play and calls you a donkey. What do you do/say?

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Pull my JOPKE hat out of my pocket and put it on, and ask how UB has been going lately

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Why do you feel compelled to say anything?

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stick it in your pooper you bonified bubblehead.

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I'd ask him who he is.

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El burro sabe mas que tu.

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If I did say something, it would be along the lines of, "Lick me in the bad part of my ass."

But that wouldn't just be reserved for Hellmuth.

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You're playing in the ME at a table with Hellmuth. He criticizes your play and calls you a donkey. What do you do/say?

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Umm...nothing? Just play poker.

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I'd ask to see his moobs.

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Walk over to him and whisper in his ear "I'm going to [censored] kill you of you don't shut the [censored] up" and then walk back to your seat and pretend nothing happened.

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"Donkey? Mr. Hellmuth I learned everything I know about poker by reading Play poker like the pros".

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Option #1.

Following Doyle's example, remind him that we aren't at the TV table so he isn't going to get any of the additional camera time he thinks is so precious for being an ass.

Option #2.

Ask him if his mom is in the crowd. I would not want to bust him unless she's there so he can get his loser consolation hug from mommy like in 2003.

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You're playing in the ME at a table with Hellmuth. He criticizes your play and calls you a donkey. What do you do/say?

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That was you?

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I would tell him make sure you play better than me before criticizing my play dopey.

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Funny, that was the line I thought of too. Way to go!

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Ask him if he would like YOUR autograph.

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I'd ask him who he is.

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nh

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I'd go up to him and shake his hand, and tell him it's an honor to be playing cards with a world class player.

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I'd go up to him and shake his hand, and tell him it's an honor to be playing cards with a world class player.

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You are a donkey if you do this.

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I'd ask him who he is.

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I like this.

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I'd ask him who he is.

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nh

Or call him Paul, Pete, etc. repeatedly.

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Oops.. I'm one of the few people here that actually likes Phil.

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"Dude! Dude! Do you know who that is?! That's Pete Hellmuth man!! I saw him on TV once!"

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I'd ask him who he is.

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follow up:
You're not Phil Hellmuth. Phil Hellmuth is seven feet tall.

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Reply with:

"Come on Mr. Fillmath, that's not very sportsmanlike."

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I may be a donkey, but you sir are an ass.

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I would scream out that he could go eat a bucket of cocks.

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"You know something Phil...if it weren't for luck you'd still be a douchebag."

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"I bet you Phil would be pissed if he saw you acting like him"

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"you will die friendless and alone"

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i'd shrug and say i saw someone play like that on TV

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Wanna look into my sole b*tch?

Then kick him in the face.

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I may be a donkey, but you sir are an ass.

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That is pretty good.

You could also say:

"If it weren't for luck, you wouldn't have 9 bracelets.

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That's good.

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That would work, except, I think he IS 7 feet tall.

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Thats just askin for a fall to the floor, some tears, a walk around the casino, and quite possibly some very wise words of wisdom from hellmuth. I'd have to say id rather say nothing than have him go on with his antics.

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If I did say something, it would be along the lines of, "Lick me in the bad part of my ass."

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Good times! Stealing this one... [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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I may be a donkey, but you sir are an ass.

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you win