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Johnnyj580 06-29-2005 04:46 AM

Reasons to hate Paul Phillips
 
1. We had to hear (the only two times he'll make a WPT final table) that he made millions on 'dot.com' and isn't really playing for the money.

2. He's a pretencious prick, who loves to brag about tearing up a $2-$5 NL table. Are you serious???

3. For someone with millions, his woman is QUITE sub-par.

4. If he makes this laydown, he might regret it for 10 years. Thank GOD he didn't need the money.

5. For making a spectacle out of his heads-up match with Phil Hellmuth, he really choked a bucket of something . . .

6. For exhausting time in his retirement years looking for a jpeg with the Captain Obvious line, then posting it to all us 2+2 plebians.

7. They may show his plassable girl both time's he's been on tv, but his voice REAKS of homosexuality.

8. Its a crime he still has more kidneys than Jennifer Harmen.

DarthIgnurnt 06-29-2005 04:48 AM

Re: Reasons to hate Paul Phillips
 
who's paul phillips?

PukaPlaya 06-29-2005 04:53 AM

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who's Johnnyj580?

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FYP.

-Skeme- 06-29-2005 04:54 AM

Re: Reasons to hate Paul Phillips
 
9. He spawns morons like yourself who create new accounts and waste server bandwidth.

BISCO 06-29-2005 05:04 AM

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3. For someone with millions, his woman is QUITE sub-par.

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good thing that most people marry for love and not money.

his wife is plenty cute, and i hope that you get stabbed in the face with an HIV infected needle.

clutch 06-29-2005 05:04 AM

Re: Reasons to hate Paul Phillips
 
You hide your identity to post this? Grow some balls.

Joseph Busti 06-29-2005 05:30 AM

Re: Reasons to hate Paul Phillips
 
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3. For someone with millions, his woman is QUITE sub-par.


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You went to far.

Chairman Wood 06-29-2005 05:39 AM

Re: Reasons to hate Paul Phillips
 
You are free to speak your mind and criticize a person such as Paul here but this
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3. For someone with millions, his woman is QUITE sub-par.


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Only shows that you are a giant prick and you should be ashamed of yourself. He is a big man and can take all the puny insults but don't go after his wife, it's REALLY cowardly.

mmbt0ne 06-29-2005 05:42 AM

Re: Reasons to hate Paul Phillips
 
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You hide your identity to post this? Grow some balls.

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Seriously. I'll say OP's a douche without changing my handle.

Komodo 06-29-2005 05:48 AM

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3. For someone with millions, his woman is QUITE sub-par.

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Its pretty low to attack someones woman. You have no idea how she is.

Malachii 06-29-2005 06:20 AM

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3. For someone with millions, his woman is QUITE sub-par.


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Inexcusable that you would post this garbage.

Jordan Olsommer 06-29-2005 06:23 AM

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7. They may show his plassable girl both time's he's been on tv, but his voice REAKS of homosexuality.


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Someone's never been to prison...

1p0kerb0y 06-29-2005 06:45 AM

Re: Reasons to hate Paul Phillips
 
Worst. Post. Ever.

NYCNative 06-29-2005 06:46 AM

Re: Reasons to hate Paul Phillips
 
The moderator has already been notified about this post.

TheJackal 06-29-2005 06:59 AM

Re: Reasons to hate Paul Phillips
 
Could Johnny be Smoothcall and is changing his handle once again?
Let me add something to the list:
Got me hooked on the "Get Perpendicular" song (I downloaded it, and have seen/listened to it like 50 times, pretty sad).

PukaPlaya 06-29-2005 07:03 AM

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Could Johnny be Smoothcall/Vince Lepore and is changing his handle once again?

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FYP.

valente 06-29-2005 07:23 AM

Re: Reasons to hate Paul Phillips
 
IP addresses don't lie, david can tell paul who this is.

csuf_gambler 06-29-2005 07:50 AM

Re: Reasons to hate Paul Phillips
 
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3. For someone with millions, his woman is QUITE sub-par.



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pics?

TheJackal 06-29-2005 08:06 AM

Re: Reasons to hate Paul Phillips
 
His wife isn't bad looking. I think the poster is saying since he is a millionaire, he should be able to pull a supermodel or something. Pretty flawed logic, I mean if you walk up to some little hottie and say "I'm a millionaire, impressed?" If she says yes, she is a whore. If she says no, she must care about things beyond money. This whole thread is just a character assassination, so I don't know why I am responding, and Paul is more than able to defend himself, but I doubt he cares one way or another.
Paul's Wife (far right)

DarthIgnurnt 06-29-2005 08:30 AM

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Paul's Wife (far right)

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She looks pretty good to me.

Andy Block Chasing a Duck

jakethebake 06-29-2005 08:30 AM

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3. For someone with millions, his woman is QUITE sub-par.

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This is against the rules. Someone should take you out and beat the [censored] out of you, but I guess that's why you stick to anonymous Internet forums.

Russ McGinley 06-29-2005 09:05 AM

Re: Reasons to hate Paul Phillips
 
http://trephination.net/gallery/macr...hreadsucks.gif

meow_meow 06-29-2005 09:11 AM

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3. For someone with millions, his woman is QUITE sub-par.


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What, Paul's wife is a scratch golfer?
He never mentions it in his blog, he must be jealous or something.
That's pretty low.

Daliman 06-29-2005 09:12 AM

Re: Reasons to hate Paul Phillips
 
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1. We had to hear (the only two times he'll make a WPT final table) that he made millions on 'dot.com' and isn't really playing for the money.

2. He's a pretencious prick, who loves to brag about tearing up a $2-$5 NL table. Are you serious???

3. For someone with millions, his woman is QUITE sub-par.

4. If he makes this laydown, he might regret it for 10 years. Thank GOD he didn't need the money.

5. For making a spectacle out of his heads-up match with Phil Hellmuth, he really choked a bucket of something . . .

6. For exhausting time in his retirement years looking for a jpeg with the Captain Obvious line, then posting it to all us 2+2 plebians.

7. They may show his plassable girl both time's he's been on tv, but his voice REAKS of homosexuality.

8. Its a crime he still has more kidneys than Jennifer Harmen.

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Reasons to hate Johnnyj580

1. We had to read (concerning the 2 WPT final tables PP has made, which is 2 more than johnny will, oh and don;t forget turning stone either...) that he actualy created an account just to rip on a great player.

2. He's a moron, who doesn't reaize PP is tongue-in-cheek about tearing up a 2-5 table, and is also jealous because he couldn't. PP may be a bit PRETENTIOUS, but he makes up for it with equal amounts of self-effacement.

3. For someone with his millions, his woman is QUITE attractive, intelligent, and actually someone he is in love with, rather than a trohy wife, and almost assuredly beter looking than johnnyj's woman.

4. I'm sure the laydown he did or didn't make STILL equals 10x what johnny will EVER make in poker.

5. For someone having fun with PH, some people sure do misiniterpret him as choking, even though PP said earlier he wasn't very good at headsup play, and that PH was a decided favorite vs. him. Yes, HUGE choke, losing to the eventual winner and one of the best tourney players of all time.

6. http://www.frontiernet.net/~joe14580...%20obvious.jpghttp://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/btn/c...the_rescue.gif

Daliman: Not retired. Time "exhausted" finding 2x as many Captain obvious jpeg's: 26 seconds. And I'm not a tenth as net-savvy as PP.
7.I'll let you pass on the "plassable" typo, but it's WREAKS or even REEKS, but not REAKS, you moran.

8. IF you're so worried about kidneys, donate your own.

Oh, and here's another 17 seconds of MY workday wasted;
http://www.minilifemusic.com/my%20fa...fuck%20off.jpg

LuvDemNutz 06-29-2005 09:23 AM

Re: Reasons to hate Paul Phillips
 
10. He's smarter than you, richer than you and infinitely better at poker than you'll ever be.

LetYouDown 06-29-2005 09:25 AM

Re: Reasons to hate Paul Phillips
 
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7.I'll let you pass on the "plassable" typo, but it's WREAKS or even REEKS, but not REAKS, you moran.

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I love when someone goes out of their way to criticize someone's spelling and calls the OP a "moran".

Moonsugar 06-29-2005 09:26 AM

Re: Reasons to hate Paul Phillips
 
grow up

LetYouDown 06-29-2005 09:28 AM

Re: Reasons to hate Paul Phillips
 
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grow up

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You tell him! Besides, I think OP is Sklansky.

jcmack13 06-29-2005 09:31 AM

Re: Reasons to hate Paul Phillips
 
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7.I'll let you pass on the "plassable" typo, but it's WREAKS or even REEKS, but not REAKS, you moran.

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I love when someone goes out of their way to criticize someone's spelling and calls the OP a "moran".

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It's an internet jopke to spell it "moran".

LetYouDown 06-29-2005 09:33 AM

Re: Reasons to hate Paul Phillips
 
That's a good joke. I'll be sure to save that for parties.

Daliman 06-29-2005 09:36 AM

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That's a good joke. I'll be sure to save that for parties.

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I'm guessing you bummed that smoke from negativity.

LetYouDown 06-29-2005 09:46 AM

Re: Reasons to hate Paul Phillips
 
Got me. Ouch.

mike_sharpe 06-29-2005 09:54 AM

Re: Reasons to hate Paul Phillips
 
Get A BRAIN! MORANS

tylerdurden 06-29-2005 09:54 AM

Re: Reasons to hate Paul Phillips
 
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I love when someone goes out of their way to criticize someone's spelling and calls the OP a "moran".

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http://www.wilsonsalmanac.com/images1/morans.jpg

jakethebake 06-29-2005 10:01 AM

Re: Reasons to hate Paul Phillips
 
It would be awesome if this was a Paul Phillips gimmick account.

LetYouDown 06-29-2005 10:02 AM

Re: Reasons to hate Paul Phillips
 
Grammar humor. Life is now complete.

drewjustdrew 06-29-2005 10:14 AM

Re: Reasons to hate Paul Phillips
 
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It would be awesome if this was a Paul Phillips gimmick account

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That was the first thing I thought, but the wife shot was pretty harsh. Maybe he put that in to sell it????

jakethebake 06-29-2005 10:17 AM

Re: Reasons to hate Paul Phillips
 
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It would be awesome if this was a Paul Phillips gimmick account

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That was the first thing I thought, but the wife shot was pretty harsh. Maybe he put that in to sell it????

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She might've been sitting there when he did it. Who knows? This would be his kind of humor though. I was a Paul Phillips hater, but now I actually find him pretty entertaining.

PokerBob 06-29-2005 10:30 AM

Re: Reasons to hate Paul Phillips
 
I don't know anything about Paul Phillips. But after reading this, I now know one thing about you: You either have a very small penis and it bothers you tremendously, or you are uncomfortable with your inability to satisfy a woman sexually.

coolhandkuhn 06-29-2005 11:18 AM

Re: Reasons to hate Paul Phillips
 
Seriously, you deserve what you will inevitably get. Karma's a bitch.


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