whats the best type of pants to where when you get lapdances?
 

i kinda like the sweatpants. it allows for... free movement.

zippers are my enemy,
fuji

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no pants.

do you see why?

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Anything but basketball shorts.

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mesh shorts no underwear, believe it or not strippers like it.

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in what way? closer to the source?

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Khakis>Jeans

less friction

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i know a few that told me they would rather grind on cock instead of hard blue jeans with a jagged zipper etc. and most are whores anyway that enjoy it.

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Khakis>Jeans

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And they're looser. These do not belong in the same category at all.

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Khakis, not close.

Comfortable, loose, very little friction and classier than sweatpants.

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sorry i sort of smashed all the long pants with zippers into one.

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The answer is linen pants, case closed.

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The answer is linen pants, case closed.

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linen pants = sweatpants with class, do you see why? I'll let others elaborate. (God I hate that [censored] line)

Edit: In case I need to get ridiculously specific, I do mean a linen/cotton blend.

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khakis with no underwear.

DO NOT WEAR JEANS.

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The answer is linen pants, case closed.

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Which one are you?

http://www.indielondon.co.uk/img/miami_vice.gif

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and most are whores anyway that enjoy it.

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No need to disrespect these ladies. Maybe some enjoy it on a personal level (very few I suspect) and maybe its just business, but would you want to live in a world without strippers?

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but would you want to live in a world without strippers?

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have you read any of the previous posts? why are you asking this if you have?

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No need to disrespect these ladies.

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You're really unclear on the concept of strippers aren't you?

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haha. well played jake.

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Cords. Everybody likes alittle ribbed action

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http://www.rodcogroup.com/sliding.jpg
or
http://www.3rdchannel.com/imgs_storefront/5/5_72_2.jpg

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i would think the best answer is danglers


cheers

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Khakis, not close.

Comfortable, loose, very little friction and classier than sweatpants.

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And we all know how important it is to look 'classy' while in a sleezy strip joint... [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

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You need Velour!

Lap Dance Uniform

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Soccer shorts, or something like that.

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Nice smooth gym shorts.

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if i recall, a lot of places disallow pants that show obvious boner-age. it probably varies tho

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always akward walking out from the booth with a huge boner

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Anything but basketball shorts ... and you aren't really getting a lapdance .

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green sparkle thong

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always akward walking out from the booth with a huge boner

[/ QUOTE ] Yah, do you guys not care? I've never actually been to a strip club yet, not much interest in it.

Ponks

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this thread is pathetic

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always akward walking out from the booth with a huge boner

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why?

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if i recall, a lot of places disallow pants that show obvious boner-age. it probably varies tho

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Yes. Strip clubs generally have pants specifications. Wtf? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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if i recall, a lot of places disallow pants that show obvious boner-age. it probably varies tho

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Yes. Strip clubs generally have pants specifications. Wtf? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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In NY they do. You can't wear shorts to a strip club. Edit: or sweats or velour or anything (maybe velour if you are JayZee. They make you wear nice jeans or slacks.

Jake's area is different, you live in the trashy south.. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img].


home of MUCH better strip clubs.

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if i recall, a lot of places disallow pants that show obvious boner-age. it probably varies tho

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In NY they do. You can't wear shorts to a strip club. Edit: or sweats or velour or anything (maybe velour if you are JayZee. They make you wear nice jeans or slacks.

home of MUCH better strip clubs.

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Yea. But that's just dress code. A lot of them also don't allow hats or t-shirts. That has nothing to do with showing "obvious boner-age". Who the hell wears velour anyway?

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whats the best type of pants to where when you get lapdances?

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Preferably pants with a dictionary in the front pocket to help you with the where/wear conundrum? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Loose-fitting sweatshorts. Allows easy access up the pant leg to the stripper, should she see fit to help you out a bit.