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drapes 06-27-2005 08:56 PM

How many of you people actually have real jobs?
 
I mean, I do, but that's because I'm the worst poker lady in the world.

Do you work 40+ hours a week? HOW DO YOU SURVIVE LIKE THAT? It must be unbearable.

Apathy 06-27-2005 08:59 PM

Re: How many of you people actually have real jobs?
 
poker IS a real job... [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

valenzuela 06-27-2005 08:59 PM

Re: How many of you people actually have real jobs?
 
I have parents. No I dont work 40 hours a week but I do have to get up at 7am to go to a male only catholic school.

drapes 06-27-2005 08:59 PM

Re: How many of you people actually have real jobs?
 
Fine, fine.


"How many of you people have jobs that require PANTS?"

skipperbob 06-27-2005 08:59 PM

Re: How many of you people actually have real jobs?
 
I have a great job; complete pussymobile; and love to spend $$$ on nice women....How bout Vegas?

Oh [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]forgot the "smooth" part [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

GrekeHaus 06-27-2005 09:00 PM

Re: How many of you people actually have real jobs?
 
Does being a grad student count? It's almost like a job.

drapes 06-27-2005 09:00 PM

Re: How many of you people actually have real jobs?
 
The Vegas where my superawesome champion boyfriend ditched me to go?


AHOY, MATEY.

Big Limpin' 06-27-2005 09:01 PM

Re: How many of you people actually have real jobs?
 
Do catholic priests in Chile have the same "bad habits" that they do in north america? [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

Edit: With any luck, i will soon overtake SFB for champion of "most emoticons per post". [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] :P

gildwulf 06-27-2005 09:04 PM

Re: How many of you people actually have real jobs?
 
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Does being a grad student count? It's almost like a job.

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skipperbob 06-27-2005 09:05 PM

Re: How many of you people actually have real jobs?
 
[ QUOTE ]
superawesome champion boyfriend

[/ QUOTE ]

How 'bout this?...U don't tell Mr. Awesome/I don't tell the Increibly Lovely Mrs. SFB...and we don't speak about the whole thing ever again in our lives [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Apathy 06-27-2005 09:16 PM

Re: How many of you people actually have real jobs?
 
[ QUOTE ]
Fine, fine.


"How many of you people have jobs that require PANTS?"

[/ QUOTE ]

like LIVE poker?!? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

DasLeben 06-27-2005 09:18 PM

Re: How many of you people actually have real jobs?
 
[ QUOTE ]
Do you work 40+ hours a week? HOW DO YOU SURVIVE LIKE THAT? It must be unbearable.

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Umm, I work 60 hours a week in sales, and I do just fine. 40 hours is an easy week for me. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

drapes 06-27-2005 09:18 PM

Re: How many of you people actually have real jobs?
 
That's not a job. That's just ridiculous.

How can you 8-table live?

Really, if you have to wear pants, its a job.

KingDan 06-27-2005 09:22 PM

Re: How many of you people actually have real jobs?
 
I'm a student, and got forced into 40 hour week job (summer counselor).

I make much more in poker , and I am not even that good.

Freudian 06-27-2005 09:23 PM

Re: How many of you people actually have real jobs?
 
[ QUOTE ]

Really, if you have to wear pants, its a job.

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Even on casual Friday? [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

GrekeHaus 06-27-2005 09:26 PM

Re: How many of you people actually have real jobs?
 
[ QUOTE ]
That's not a job. That's just ridiculous.

How can you 8-table live?

Really, if you have to wear pants, its a job.

[/ QUOTE ]

What if you're a big booty butt neked scrippa...like me?

drapes 06-27-2005 09:26 PM

Re: How many of you people actually have real jobs?
 
I do not even kow what you're talking about.

gildwulf 06-27-2005 09:28 PM

Re: How many of you people actually have real jobs?
 
[ QUOTE ]


Really, if you have to wear pants, its a job.

[/ QUOTE ]

What if you work for UPS?

drapes 06-27-2005 09:31 PM

Re: How many of you people actually have real jobs?
 
ELL
OH
ELL

Big Limpin' 06-27-2005 09:37 PM

Re: How many of you people actually have real jobs?
 
[ QUOTE ]
Really, if you have to wear pants, its a job.

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What about a MuuMuu?
(Limpin'gets ready for some poker)
http://www.answers.com/main/content/...Size_Homer.png

"I dont want to look like a wierdo, i'll just go for the muumuu"

gildwulf 06-27-2005 09:47 PM

Re: How many of you people actually have real jobs?
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Really, if you have to wear pants, its a job.

[/ QUOTE ]

What about a MuuMuu?
(Limpin'gets ready for some poker)
http://www.answers.com/main/content/...Size_Homer.png

"I dont want to look like a wierdo, i'll just go for the muumuu"

[/ QUOTE ]

NH!

Gusti 06-27-2005 10:24 PM

Re: How many of you people actually have real jobs?
 
Im a chess pro! Thats the greatest job in the world! You should try it drapes, its almost like poker except that theres a lot more luck in chess and it doesnt pay well. Werent you supposed to be A Grandmaster by the end of this month anyway?

Voltron87 06-27-2005 10:29 PM

Re: How many of you people actually have real jobs?
 
so maybe you dont have szchiophrenia curtains, more like multiple personality disorder?


and no, i dont have a job i have to wear pants to. i have a "holla" source of income.

drapes 06-27-2005 10:29 PM

Re: How many of you people actually have real jobs?
 
Let's see...
Drapes' chess skills DAY ONE: 0 SIX MONTHS LATER: 0
Drapes' poker skills DAY ONE:0 ONE MONTH LATER: ITM, BITCH

drapes 06-27-2005 10:31 PM

Re: How many of you people actually have real jobs?
 
A) I'm not Curtains. I am his (much) better half.
B) "Source of income" sounds an awful lot like "trust fund" to me.

GrekeHaus 06-27-2005 10:32 PM

Re: How many of you people actually have real jobs?
 
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I do not even kow what you're talking about.

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What part of "big booty butt neked scrippa" don't you understand?

Sykes 06-27-2005 10:36 PM

Re: How many of you people actually have real jobs?
 
Real jobs are overrated.

Voltron87 06-27-2005 10:39 PM

Re: How many of you people actually have real jobs?
 
trust fund= untrue

at least i dont live in williamsburg. manhattan > brooklyn.

morningside heights 4 life

Newt_Buggs 06-27-2005 10:53 PM

Re: How many of you people actually have real jobs?
 
I bet that there are several others in addition to me on this forum that are under 21 making $50+ an hour playing poker that would be lucky to make $10 an hour in a real job. Even though I'm not taking summer school, I'm still a student....Does that count for anything?

drapes 06-27-2005 10:57 PM

Re: How many of you people actually have real jobs?
 
You little kids crack me up so much.

It's super adorable that you're all such little champions.

Really. It's cute.

Newt_Buggs 06-27-2005 11:02 PM

Re: How many of you people actually have real jobs?
 
meh, I can't help it if society makes it so that me getting a real job would be -EV.

drapes 06-27-2005 11:07 PM

Re: How many of you people actually have real jobs?
 
I've decided that if we ever have little Blinds or Valances, they'll be permitted to drop out of school to play poker. At like, the 8th grade level.

School is for suckers.

microbet 06-27-2005 11:11 PM

Re: How many of you people actually have real jobs?
 
I couldn't resist the last answer, but I at least pretend to work something near 40 hours a week.

microbet 06-27-2005 11:17 PM

Re: How many of you people actually have real jobs?
 
[ QUOTE ]
Does being a grad student count? It's almost like a job.

[/ QUOTE ]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, he he he he, ha ha ha ha haw haw he ha ha ha!!!!!!

drapes 06-27-2005 11:17 PM

Re: How many of you people actually have real jobs?
 
That's nuts. Even I only work 25 hours a week. Doing what, you may ask. WALKING DOGS. HA! It's not a real job!

Work is for suckers.

gildwulf 06-27-2005 11:19 PM

Re: How many of you people actually have real jobs?
 
Are you the guy from 'I am Sam'?

microbet 06-27-2005 11:25 PM

Re: How many of you people actually have real jobs?
 
Well, walking dogs doesn't sound bad, except for that one thing you have to do.

40 hours sounds like a lot, but a lot of my job involves eating pastrami sandwiches.

drapes 06-27-2005 11:25 PM

Re: How many of you people actually have real jobs?
 
[ QUOTE ]
I do not even know what you're talking about.

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drapes 06-27-2005 11:29 PM

Re: How many of you people actually have real jobs?
 
Trade you poop for pastrami?

gildwulf 06-27-2005 11:31 PM

Re: How many of you people actually have real jobs?
 
What's the spread on that poop?


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