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KeysrSoze

06-27-2005 07:13 PM

Check your egos at the door and post your most embarassing hand.

I'm going through my pocket pair play, and this one completely baffles me. Was I drunk or something, donking it up on my birthday? I can't even remember this.

Party Poker 0.5/1 Hold'em (10 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. CO posts a blind of $0.5.
UTG calls, Hero calls, 4 folds, CO (poster) checks, Button calls, SB completes, BB raises, UTG calls, Hero calls, CO folds, Button folds, SB calls.

Flop: (10 SB) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (4 players)
SB checks, BB bets, UTG folds, Hero raises, SB calls, BB calls. (Hmm)

Turn: (8 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets, SB raises, BB folds, Hero calls. (Uh...)

River: (12 BB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB bets, Hero calls (WTF???).

Final Pot: 14 BB

Results in white below: 
SB has Ks Ts (full house, kings full of sixes).
Hero has 2c 2h (two pair, kings and sixes).
Outcome: SB wins 14 BB. 

[img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

Fantam

06-27-2005 07:23 PM

Re: Check your egos at the door and post your most embarassing hand.

Yes maybe you were drunk. Flop fold looked about right.

I havent got any embarassing hands to post. LOL. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

@bsolute_luck

06-27-2005 07:33 PM

Re: Check your egos at the door and post your most embarassing hand.

oh that one is easy for me. it just happened 2 days ago.

Hero CO A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
Preflop
weak MP1 limps in, folded to hero, Hero raises, Button and SB fold, BB 3-bets, MP1 cold calls, Hero caps?!?! - in my defense this part was a misclick, BB calls, MP1 calls.

and let my brilliance shine here:

Flop: T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
BB bets, MP1 calls, Hero raises?!?!, BB 3-bets, MP1 folds, Hero calls.

Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
BB bets, Hero calls

River: 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
BB bets, Hero folds

what a doof!

NDHand

06-27-2005 07:39 PM

Re: Check your egos at the door and post your most embarassing hand.

I just played a hand where I accidently cold-called with 93o. It actually went to showdown. People must have thought I was some the best fish out there =D

Shillx

06-27-2005 07:49 PM

Re: Check your egos at the door and post your most embarassing hand.

Wow either you play really crappy when you are trashed or I play really well. Since I do it all the time I tend to think that it is the latter. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

DeathDonkey

06-27-2005 07:56 PM

Re: Check your egos at the door and post your most embarassing hand.

You just become the drunken rock. Which is surprisingly difficult to distinguish from the sober rock [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

-DeathDonkey

Bradyams

06-27-2005 08:07 PM

Re: Check your egos at the door and post your most embarassing hand.

Here's mine. I played this hand like such a pussy.

Party Poker 1/2 Hold'em (6 max, 5 handed) converter

Preflop: Brady is MP with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
UTG calls, Brady raises, Button calls, SB calls, BB 3-bets, UTG calls, Brady calls, Button calls, SB calls.

Flop: (15 SB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (5 players)
SB checks, BB bets, UTG calls, Brady raises, Button calls, SB calls, BB 3-bets, UTG folds, Brady caps, Button calls, SB calls, BB calls.

Turn: (16 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Brady bets, Button raises, SB calls, BB folds, Brady calls.

River: (22 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB checks, Brady checks, Button bets, SB calls, Brady calls.

Final Pot: 25 BB

Results:
SB has 9s 6c (two pair, sevens and sixes).
Brady has As 7s (three of a kind, sevens).
Button has 9d 7c (three of a kind, sevens).
Outcome: Brady wins 25 BB.

TomBrooks

06-27-2005 08:58 PM

Re: Check your egos at the door and post your most embarassing hand.

I won't be able to find the hand, but I had some offsuit middle junk a couple of weeks ago that I meant to fold. It got raised before me to boot, but somehow I accidentally hit raise and three bet it. I made some kind of hand on the flop - I think it was two pair and I rammed and jammed the pot. It didn't go to showdown but I unclicked the automatic hand mucker so everyone could see it and think I was bonkers.

DerFleischmeister

06-27-2005 08:59 PM

Re: Check your egos at the door and post your most embarrassing hand.

A live home game, 6-handed. A .25/.50 game, with a full kill, but plays like a TAG/ sometimes LAG 2+2 table...in fact, is hosted by a 2+2er. Was over a year ago, when I was still basically clueless about basic limit concepts (yes, I realize I'm leaving myself wide open here, and I don't care.)

-MP is a smart LAG, who has been playing poker for over 20 years, but Hold'em for only about 1½. His one preflop weakness is, he is prone to playing (and often raising) any ace.

-CO is the TAG 2+2er host.

The table was in one of its LAGgish streaks. In a kill pot, I'm dealt 6 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] on the button. UTG folds, MP (the Kill) raises (he ALWAYS raised PF when he had the Kill, and collected some rather ridiculous kill pot winning streaks, as a result), CO 3-bets, I COLD-CALL 3 (UGH), SB folds, BB folds, MP calls.

Flop: 2 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 3 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 5 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (9 SB)

MP bets, CO calls, I call.

Now, for the ugly part.

Turn: 6 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (6 BB)

MP bets, CO raises, I 3-bet (I HAVE A SET...DONKDONKDONKDONK), MP caps, CO calls, I FOLD. (Laugh at me...PLEASE!!)

River: 5 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (17 BB)

MP bets, CO raises, MP 3-bets, CO calls.

CO shows K [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
MP shows A [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (there's that Any Ace again), in what would have been basically, for the limit, a 54 BB pot, (assuming I call the turn cap, 3-bet the river, and they both just call), where I 3-bet/folded the best hand, with odds to call.

After that, that table made plays at me for the next two months, and with good reason.

When I post here or play, I always try to check my ego at the door...I find egotism to be -EV.

Greg J

06-27-2005 09:10 PM

Re: Check your egos at the door and post your most embarassing hand.

This was still while I was at the nanos.

.05/.1 Paradise: recreated imperfectly from memory:

I am in MP and get dealth J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

UTG raises, one folded to me, I 3 bet, one cold call to the raiser who caps.

4 to the flop: J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
BB checks, UTG bets, I call, LP 3 bets, BB folds, UTG caps, both call.

3 to the turn: 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG bets, I call, LP folds.

River: 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
UTG bets, I call.

grjr	06-27-2005 09:14 PM

Re: Check your egos at the door and post your most embarassing hand.

Party Poker 0.5/1 Hold'em (9 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
UTG calls, Hero raises, MP1 calls, 2 folds, CO calls, 2 folds, BB calls, UTG calls.

Flop: (10.50 SB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (5 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets, MP1 raises, CO calls, BB calls, UTG folds, Hero calls.

Turn: (9.25 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (4 players)
BB checks, Hero checks, MP1 bets, CO calls, BB calls, Hero raises, MP1 calls, CO calls, BB calls.

River: (17.25 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (4 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, MP1 calls, CO raises, BB folds, Hero folds, MP1 calls.

Final Pot: 22.25 BB

Results in white below: 
MP1 has Td 4d (two pair, tens and fours).
CO has Ac 3s (high card, ace).
Outcome: MP1 wins 22.25 BB. 

I value fold the nuts on the river.

TripleH68

06-28-2005 01:58 AM

And to think I actually give advice!?

Party Poker 2/4 Hold'em (9 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is SB with T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
1 fold, UTG+1 calls, 4 folds, Button calls, Hero completes, BB checks.

Flop: (4 SB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, UTG+1 checks, Button checks.

Turn: (2 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4 players)
Hero bets, BB folds, UTG+1 calls, Button folds.

River: (4 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks...

Augster

06-28-2005 02:12 AM

Re: Check your egos at the door and post your most embarassing hand.

grjr, thanks for the great laugh! I needed it.

I'm going through the hand, I like that, I like that, he hit it-party time run it up. River, bet, raised, fold with the nuts. Awesome.

I'd never heard the term, "value fold the nuts".

Thanks for sharing man.

bottomset

06-28-2005 02:16 AM

Re: Check your egos at the door and post your most embarassing hand.

Entity posted a hand we played where I put 4bets in on the river(and 3on the turn i think, i bet/3bet the river, called the cap) with a pair of 8's nokicker, I should dig the thread up since Entity didn't name his hand or mine, and seeing the 2+2ers ideas on my hand were pretty good, Entity even said that trying to figure out my hand was pointless [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

MrWookie47

06-28-2005 02:22 AM

Re: Check your egos at the door and post your most embarassing hand.

grjr gave you a sneak preview. That term will be officially released in the 3rd edition of WLLH.

grjr	06-28-2005 04:06 AM

Re: Check your egos at the door and post your most embarassing hand.

[ QUOTE ]
grjr gave you a sneak preview. That term will be officially released in the 3rd edition of WLLH.

[/ QUOTE ]

Actually, it's already out. Look for my chapter titled "Fit or Fold? HAH!!"

Griovejas

06-28-2005 07:53 AM

Re: Check your egos at the door and post your most embarassing hand.

[ QUOTE ]
I'm going through my pocket pair play, and this one completely baffles me. Was I drunk or something, donking it up on my birthday? I can't even remember this.

Party Poker 0.5/1 Hold'em (10 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. CO posts a blind of $0.5.
UTG calls, Hero calls, 4 folds, CO (poster) checks, Button calls, SB completes, BB raises, UTG calls, Hero calls, CO folds, Button folds, SB calls.

Flop: (10 SB) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (4 players)
SB checks, BB bets, UTG folds, Hero raises, SB calls, BB calls. (Hmm)

Turn: (8 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets, SB raises, BB folds, Hero calls. (Uh...)

River: (12 BB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB bets, Hero calls (WTF???).

Final Pot: 14 BB

Results in white below: 
SB has Ks Ts (full house, kings full of sixes).
Hero has 2c 2h (two pair, kings and sixes).
Outcome: SB wins 14 BB. 

[img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

[/ QUOTE ]
I can't stop laughing [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
Damn, tears came

milesdyson

06-28-2005 08:01 AM

Re: Check your egos at the door and post your most embarassing hand.

Party Poker 1/2 Hold'em (6 max, 6 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is CO with 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
2 folds, Hero raises, Button 3-bets, SB calls, 1 fold, Hero calls.

Flop: (10 SB) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, Button raises, SB folds, Hero calls.

Turn: (7 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets, Button raises, Hero 3-bets, Button caps, Hero calls.

River: (15 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets, Button raises, Hero 3-bets, Button caps, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 23 BB

he flips J9.

Griovejas

06-28-2005 08:02 AM

Re: Check your egos at the door and post your most embarassing hand.

I think I've beaten the stupidest hand of all time record. Sorry, no hand history, it's in a smallish poker room with no such options.
I've got TT in mid position, raised preflop, 3 callers, button 3bet, everyone calls, 5 people see the flop.
flop comes 57T rainbow. 1 player checks, I bet, 2 call, button raise, early player folds, I reraise, everyone calls. Turn - A. I bet, everyone calls, button raises, I reraise, everyone calls (4 players). River J (no flush on board). I am first to act, I click on bet, but somehow, in hell, I hand slipped and I clicked on FOLD! And the damn room doesn't have a check/fold protection, so my hand is folded immediately. FS! I almost busted my mouse.

The pot was ~26 BB. The winner showed down two pair. Aw...

Russ McGinley

06-28-2005 08:22 AM

Re: Check your egos at the door and post your most embarassing hand.

[ QUOTE ]
Party Poker 1/2 Hold'em (6 max, 6 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is CO with 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
2 folds, Hero raises, Button 3-bets, SB calls, 1 fold, Hero calls.

Flop: (10 SB) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, Button raises, SB folds, Hero calls.

Turn: (7 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets, Button raises, Hero 3-bets, Button caps, Hero calls.

River: (15 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets, Button raises, Hero 3-bets, Button caps, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 23 BB

he flips J9.

[/ QUOTE ]

You would have won had you capped preflop.

chaz64

06-28-2005 09:50 AM

Re: Check your egos at the door and post your most embarassing hand.

My first royal flush...

Party Poker 0.5/1 Hold'em (9 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
1 fold, UTG+1 calls, 6 folds, Hero raises, UTG+1 calls.

Flop: (4.50 SB) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets, UTG+1 calls.

I think "Wow, a royal flush draw. Yeah, THAT will happen. Oh well, enough to bet."

Turn: (3.25 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets, UTG+1 raises, Hero 3-bets, UTG+1 calls.

"A straight! I'm gonna win." Forget all about RF.

River: (9.25 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets, UTG+1 raises, Hero calls.

What did I think here? "Damn, the board paired. I just lost to a boat, pot too big to fold though."

Final Pot: 13.25 BB

Results in white below: 
Hero has As Qs (straight flush, ace high).
UTG+1 has 2d Tc (three of a kind, tens).
Outcome: Hero wins 13.25 BB.

evans075

06-28-2005 09:54 AM

Re: Check your egos at the door and post your most embarassing hand.

This is BAD!

SayGN

06-28-2005 10:18 AM

super fish! super fish! he\'s super fishy

I'm SB with 8 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]8 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
folded around to the button.

Button raises, Hero 3-bets, BB folds, Button caps, hero calls.

Flop: 7 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 10 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
-Hero bets, Button raises, Hero 3-bets, button caps, hero calls.

Turn: J [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
-Hero checks, button bets, hero calls.

River: 9 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
-Hero bets, Button Raises, Hero 3-bets, button calls.

Results:

Hero Shows 88 for straight, Jack high
Button shows AA for three of a kind Aces

The only truly massive suckout I've ever had in limit.

michaliv

06-28-2005 10:51 AM

Re: Check your egos at the door and post your most embarassing hand.

3/6 B&M
Had 99 in BB. Flop 555. SB bet and I raised. He made a comment that he was worried about his kicker. Turn 9. He checked I bet. River he checked and I bet b/f looking at the board (then noticed the river was the case 5). He called and won w/ 4 of a kind w/ an Ace kicker.

beekeeper

06-28-2005 11:30 AM

Re: Check your egos at the door and post your most embarassing hand.

All-in with AQ too many times.

VoraciousReader

06-28-2005 11:55 AM

Re: Check your egos at the door and post your most embarassing hand.

This was live 3/6 when I was still brand new, but it went something like this:

My hole cards: K [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]7 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. One raise to me and I call (off to a brilliant start). There were maybe 4-6 seeing the flop, which comes (I think) K-J-T. There's a bet, I raise, get reraised, and cap. We lose all but 3 of us. The turn is a Q. The now the two in front of me bet and raise. I reraise. They call. The river is an A. I'm sure one of them has an ace, when one of them bets, I fold my pair of kings.

The board plays and they split a big pot. A very nice old man next to me explained what happened. I couldn't even figure it out for myself, I was so confused. Oh the horror.

crownjules

06-28-2005 12:04 PM

Re: Check your egos at the door and post your most embarassing hand.

This was shortly after I had found 2+2's forums and books. Still a relative newb to poker, but learning quickly. Table was your typical casino $2-4 table, usually 5-6 seeing the flop and mostly passive. My friend who introduced me to poker and 2+2 was sitting to my immediate left. Recalled as best I could from memory.

I'm dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] in mid position. I raise and there's 4 callers. Villain in the hand is last to act. Fairly loose and calls down with any piece of the board.

Flop is 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
I bet out, 1 calls, villain raises, I 3-bet, caller folds, villain calls.

Turn is A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
I bet out, villain calls. At this point, I am so concentrated on this river not being a heart. I'm about 95% sure villain has the hearts for the flush.

River is a [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
I mutter my disgust and check/call. Villain flips over two random hearts for the flush. I turbo-muck disappointed in my fortune.

My friend and another player look at me and say "So you didn't have an Ace?" I look at them perplexed and say "Of course I did, but he had a flush." My friend laughs and points to the river card. I had only taken note of the the fact that the card was a heart, not that it happened to be the 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. Doh!

Too late since I threw my hand away.

DeuceKicker

06-28-2005 02:39 PM

Re: Check your egos at the door and post your most embarassing hand.

About a week after I first started playing, I went down to the local Casino and sat at the 5/10 table armed with the knowledge (gleaned from an extensive web search) that any hand containing two cards eight or higher was profitable.

To make a long story short, I ended up putting in about ten bets on the river with the nut flush on a paired board. To make matters worse, my opponent three times stopped, studied the board, and looked back at his cards to be sure he had the nuts before reraising, but I never did a double-take.

DavidC

06-28-2005 02:54 PM

Re: Check your egos at the door and post your most embarassing hand.

After the butler had taken my ego's coat and poured it a snifter of brandy, we got around to talking about embarassing hands:

link (crappy qq hand)

@bsolute_luck

06-28-2005 03:15 PM

Re: Check your egos at the door and post your most embarassing hand.

[ QUOTE ]
After the butler had taken my ego's coat and poured it a snifter of brandy, we got around to talking about embarassing hands:

link (crappy qq hand)

[/ QUOTE ]

i was his butler: dumb bluffer

HentaiGaijin

06-28-2005 04:04 PM

Re: Check your egos at the door and post your most embarassing hand.

Did I not respect my opponent or what? What was I thinking?

Party Poker 1/2 Hold'em (9 max, 9 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is SB with 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
1 fold, UTG+1 calls, 5 folds, Hero raises, 1 fold, UTG+1 calls.

Flop: (5 SB) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets, UTG+1 calls.

Turn: (3.50 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets, UTG+1 raises, Hero 3-bets, UTG+1 caps, Hero calls.

River: (11.50 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 bets, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 13.50 BB

QTip	06-29-2005 11:02 PM

Re: Check your egos at the door and post your most embarassing hand.

Just played this one and thought of this thread immediately after I tried to find out why the chips didn't come to me...

Party Poker 2/4 Hold'em (10 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is Button with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
3 folds, MP1 calls, MP2 calls, 2 folds, Hero raises, 2 folds, MP1 calls, MP2 calls.

Flop: (7.50 SB) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players)
MP1 checks, MP2 checks, Hero bets, MP1 calls, MP2 raises, Hero calls, MP1 calls.

Turn: (6.75 BB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
MP1 checks, MP2 checks, Hero checks.

River: (6.75 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players)
MP1 checks, MP2 bets, Hero raises, MP1 folds, MP2 3-bets, Hero caps, MP2 calls.

Final Pot: 14.75 BB

Results in white below: 
MP2 has Ts Ks (three of a kind, tens).
Hero has Kd Qd (one pair, tens).
Outcome: MP2 wins 14.75 BB. 

Turns out you need a Jack in there to have a straight...go figure. I must have been seriously fed up in the head, because I didn't think I had the straight with the first ten....I have no idea where I was, but all I was thinking was, haha you lag! Sucked out on you!

rusellmj

06-30-2005 12:33 AM

Re: Check your egos at the door and post your most embarassing hand.

Absolute Poker 0.50/1 Hold'em (8 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
UTG folds, Hero folds...

Oops

Final Pot: 0.75 BB

AlmightyJay

06-30-2005 12:46 AM

Re: Check your egos at the door and post your most embarassing hand.

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grjr gave you a sneak preview. That term will be officially released in the 3rd edition of WLLH.

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Actually, it's already out. Look for my chapter titled "Fit or Fold? HAH!!"

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More like "Fit AND Fold" [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

rivered_again

06-30-2005 02:31 AM

Re: Check your egos at the door and post your most embarassing hand.

Party Poker 0.5/1 Hold'em (9 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
UTG calls, 2 folds, MP2 calls, Hero calls (WTF???), 1 fold, Button calls, SB completes, BB checks.

Flop: (6 SB) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (6 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG checks, MP2 bets, Hero calls, Button folds, SB calls, BB folds, UTG calls.

Turn: (5 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (4 players)
SB checks, UTG checks, MP2 checks, Hero checks.

River: (5 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4 players)
SB checks, UTG checks, MP2 checks, Hero checks.

Final Pot: 5 BB

Results below:

SB has 3d Qd (one pair, tens).
UTG has Kd As (one pair, tens).
MP2 has 4h 4s (two pair, tens and fours).
Hero has 2d 7h (two pair, tens and sevens). 
Outcome: Hero wins 5 BB. (WTF???)

ellipse_87

07-09-2005 06:08 PM

Re: Check your egos at the door and post your most embarassing hand.

Poker Stars .05/.10 yesterday, folded AcAh with four clubs on board, about 35 BB in pot. Had been getting emotional from terrible run of cards/luck, was cursing, "Of course, my Aces got beat by a flush again." Middle of next hand: "Wait...what suits were those Aces." Lessons: 1. Getting emotional makes good play impossible; 2. Never fold on river w 35 BB in pot; the chances of your hallucinating and seeing fictional cards alone justifies a call; 3. Maybe I'll push back my WSOP entry one year. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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