Does the Size Matter?
 

Situation: You sit down by yourself to watch an evening of Porn.

There is the hottest girl you have ever seen in your life laying in the bed naked on the TV.

So I ask who do you want to see Hit It?

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Wow what? Never thought of it that way before?

Steve

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Wow what?

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Muscular Guy with 10 inch monster cock

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FWIW, no, I've never thought of it that way. But, you and I are on different teams for this one [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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I forget which comedian does this bit in his act...

but yeah, I wanna see her get opemed up like a thanksgiving turkey

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meh. no preference.

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but yeah, I wanna see her get opemed up like a thanksgiving turkey

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Isn't the phrase stuffed like a thanksgiving turkey?

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One of my best friends is on record saying (while completely intoxicated), that his porn needs to quote: "have some dick in it, and it better be big."

-SmileyEH

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One of my best friends is on record saying (while completely intoxicated), that his porn needs to quote: "have some dick in it, and it better be big."

-SmileyEH

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Why do you think most porn stars have big rods?

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http://www.89.com/v/?v=Blowjob

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only homos watch this stuff.

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I forget which comedian does this bit in his act...

but yeah, I wanna see her get opemed up like a thanksgiving turkey

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Ron White did a bit where he said he was talking to one of his friends who had a problem with gay people. So to prove a point, he asked this friend about his porn preferences...

Something along the lines of:
"You watch porn don't you"
"Damn right!"
"Well, do you only watch scenes that have just women in them?"
"No, a man and a woman making love is a beautiful thing."
"Well, do you like watching scenes where the man has a little 2-inch flaccid penis?"
"Hell no I like a big throbbb......ohhhhh...."

Close enough, point taken I'm sure.

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One of my best friends is on record saying (while completely intoxicated), that his porn needs to quote: "have some dick in it, and it better be big."

-SmileyEH

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He must owe you a lot of favors [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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I give up. What's with the #s? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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Stick to blackjack.

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I give up. What's with the #s? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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Istewart's post in SS (which is the forum I post in when posting on poker) are essentially all off topic. Like, he has hundreds. And none of them are at all related to poker theory.

And I make fun of him about this, and say he has 5000 completely worthless posts. Then I saw this and told him over AIM that he has 1 good post. Since then, I've been couting. He has 9.


He has just opted to copy me.

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I'd say big cock just cause you know no girl is going to make the noises a porn star makes over a pencil dick.

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I'd say big cock just cause you know no girl is going to make the noises a porn star makes over a pencil dick.

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The only way anyone could "know" this for sure is if they had a pencil dick. So I'm sure you were just guessing right?

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I'd say big cock just cause you know no girl is going to make the noises a porn star makes over a pencil dick.

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The only way anyone could "know" this for sure is if they had a pencil dick. So I'm sure you were just guessing right?

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They would also have to have [censored] every girl.

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http://www.forumspile.com/Gay-Country.jpg

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what are you doing watching a porn with a hot chick in it steve?

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That's why girl on girl pwns.

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what are you doing watching a porn with a hot chick in it steve?

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I don't.. I prefer this...

Falcon Studios

Steve

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what are you doing watching a porn with a hot chick in it steve?

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I don't.. I prefer this...

Falcon Studios

Steve

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no offense, but there is no way in hell i am clicking on that link. i wanna get some sleep tonight.

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Obviously the big cock. Why is this so difficult for some of you to talk about? Obviously part of the turn-on is that not only *can* she take the huge cock, it's that she *want's* to take the huge cock.

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what are you doing watching a porn with a hot chick in it steve?

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I don't.. I prefer this...

Falcon Studios

Steve

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no offense, but there is no way in hell i am clicking on that link. i wanna get some sleep tonight.

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LOL

Steve

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Who are the 17 guys who picked 2.5?

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i voted 17 times for 2.5 but that's cause i thought it said 2.5 feet.

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i voted 17 times for 2.5 but that's cause i thought it said 2.5 feet.

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lmao