Post your one line poker tips here
 

I'll start:

You need a much stronger hand to call a raise than you do to raise the pot yourself

Don’t raise a re-raiser

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I like burritos, but chalupas and taquitos are also good.

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Prove the following,

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Getting so drunk that you barely can look at your screen but can buy in for a couple of hundred bucks on 4 tables is not +EV

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If the glove don't fit, you must acquit.

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fold preflop

-SmileyEH

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Never stay in a poker game, hoping to get even.

You already are even!

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dont get mad,
GET EVEN...

Serentity NOOOOWWWW!

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Masturbation during early stages of MTTs is +EV

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Don’t raise a re-raiser

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you aren't serious about this are you? where do people come up with this crap, anyway? what book did this come out of, so i won't waste my money?

cheers!

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I'll start:


Don’t raise a re-raiser

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How about:

one-line advice is [censored] and don't listen to it.

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So there are no one line tips in your head that you would use. It's all just books and paragraphs that you go over in your mind while you are in a hand.

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So there are no one line tips in your head that you would use. It's all just books and paragraphs that you go over in your mind while you're in a hand.

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So there are no one line tips in your head that you would use. It's all just books and paragraphs that you go over in your mind while you are in a hand.

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yep, just books and paragraphs. one liners are for dummies.

cheers!

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I'll start:

You need a much stronger hand to call a raise than you do to raise the pot yourself

Don’t raise a re-raiser

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Did you quote this from HOH vol. 1....hmmmm Gap concept

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So there are no one line tips in your head that you would use. It's all just books and paragraphs that you go over in your mind while you are in a hand.

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yep, just books and paragraphs. one liners are for dummies.

cheers!

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So there are no one line tips in your head that you would use. It's all just books and paragraphs that you go over in your mind while you are in a hand.

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yep, just books and paragraphs. one liners are for dummies.

cheers!

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I don't know why exactly, but the original poster's ignorance really irritates me.


Adam

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Don't take poker advice from 2+2ers with <2000 posts...

JunkHead

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Masturbation during early stages of MTTs is +EV

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I've tried it, with sporadic results. Never make an All-In decision in the middle of an orgasm....



JunkHead

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One liners are for comedians; poker players need to evaluate the situation and make a decision.

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Believe everything you hear.

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"People are a lot like bears. We have the white bears up north. And the black bears down south. But, in the end, they're all just bears."

- Ted Turner

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Read.

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When you can't even sit up straight in your chair, stop playing.

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Just remember, when you control the mail, you control... information

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You have to know when to hold'em and know when to fold'em.


(am I reading this right? Did everyone miss this?)

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Here are a few:


Any two can win!!

But they're sooooted!!


And...from a guy in my 10/20 game the other night, "the 5 is in every straight except Broadway...just like the 10 is in every straight except the wheel."
The dealer and I pointed out that the 5 doesn't quite make it into the K-high straight either for example (among others) but didn't labor on the point and just got a nice laugh.


Some others:

Stealing the blinds is easier from UTG.

33 is the 'magic' hand.

AA never wins.


And another one live from the table, "those statistics they show on TV aren't how the cards really run. When it says a hand wins 80% of the time it usually only wins around 50%."



My two live at the table quotes were both from the past couple weeks.

C'mon out to Tunica y'all!!
Sometimes they make 'em a bit stupider here in the good ol' south!!

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Pokah is a game of bluffing your opponent off the best hand... and staring into others souls.

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Get an education instead.

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If someone checkraises you twice in one hand call down.

Krishan

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You see, you gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away, and know when to run.

Oh yeah: You should never count your money when you're sittin' at the table. There'll be time enough for countin' when the dealin's done.

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There are no bad hands, only bad flops.

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Self improvement is masturbation

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Here are a few:


Any two can win!!

But they're sooooted!!


And...from a guy in my 10/20 game the other night, "the 5 is in every straight except Broadway...just like the 10 is in every straight except the wheel."
The dealer and I pointed out that the 5 doesn't quite make it into the K-high straight either for example (among others) but didn't labor on the point and just got a nice laugh.


Some others:

Stealing the blinds is easier from UTG.

33 is the 'magic' hand.

AA never wins.


And another one live from the table, "those statistics they show on TV aren't how the cards really run. When it says a hand wins 80% of the time it usually only wins around 50%."



My two live at the table quotes were both from the past couple weeks.

C'mon out to Tunica y'all!!
Sometimes they make 'em a bit stupider here in the good ol' south!!

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the guy should have said that nobody can have a straight without a 5 or a 10 in it... which is correct and kinda mind-boggling



"but they're suited" is a classic line... well done



my additions are:

"i hate pocket jacks"
-comes from people who suck

and

"that's poker"
-comes from people who suck but are lucky

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Masturbation during early stages of MTTs is +EV

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Huh. Maybe I'll try this at the WSOP this year.

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Never play a MTT when you have to work in 2 hours. It is -EV for both your game and your job.

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Drink Bud Light, Play Tight.

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If you want to beat the matador in a cash game, you better get out of the kiddy pool and start making moves.

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