HOLD EM HAIKU
 

Lets make this a FUN post. Enjoy.

big blind with ace ace
i call all in 72
runner runner STRAIGHT!

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Lovely search function
Stops needless repetition
Reduces clutter

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Your haiku sucks bad
so bad that you are ignored
please stop posting here.

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I looked at this thread
for no reason. Poetry = dumb.
Back to the poker grind.

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AA on the button
capped six ways, flop KKQ
party skins are rigged

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AA on the button
capped six ways, flop KKQ
party skins are rigged

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I know what you mean
Big slick suited in my hand
River was the ace

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It's been 50 years since I wrote haiku in college freshman English class, but as I remember it is a metric of 5-7-5. Five syllables,followed by seven, followed by five. I could be wrong.

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Bill Fillmaff is God
Secret System for the win
World-wide poker champ!

I can shuffle chips,
I watch World Poker Tour,
Now I think I'm good.

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Hold'em haiku thread
is dying, page 2, page 3
bring it back to life

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big blind with ace ace
i call all in 72
runner runner STRAIGHT!

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It's been 50 years since I wrote haiku in college freshman English class, but as I remember it is a metric of 5-7-5. Five syllables,followed by seven, followed by five. I could be wrong.

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Isn't that what he's got? 5/7/5? I am assuming you should read 72 as SEVEN-TWO.

-RMJ

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No he's got 6

I...call...all...in...seven....two

Well seven is debatable, I seem to say it as one.

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Real weird... I don't know how you (or the other guy) read seven as a single syllable.

-RMJ

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pokerstarS is fixed
POCKET ACES PRE FLOP
runner runner quads!

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pokerstarS is fixed
POCKET ACES PRE FLOP
runner runner quads!

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5-6-5, boo!

you suck at poems
when other poets see you
they think "hey, a fish!"

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You say Party's rigged
But really, I just plan it
So you lose your stack

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Hellmuth whines a lot
If it weren't for luck he'd win
jopke, jopke, joke

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Texas Dolly old
But beat the young pro he does
His the money is

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i skip class today
on Full tilt i cant catch [censored]
dad send me money

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Playing poker now
But why cant I win anymore?
Sick of losing

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Gamble for fun?
No, gamble to win money
calling it a night

My haiku: aces
 

Raise it up I say
You re-raise and smile at me
I crush your puny tens.

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Bodacious tatas
Just slightly animated
Behind the tall stack

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What is a Haiku?
Sorry, don't really get it...
Wait...isn't THIS one?

-ZEN

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First night was for fun
Second night was for real cash
Now I'm in big debt

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T.E.C freeroll
with fifteen hundred people
I came 18th, yay

playing 7-card-ball
stupid dirtbag pots the eight
pip pip cheerio

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where are all the girls?
13 to 1 ratio?
i need to get laid!

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my haiku from the last trip to Vegas for the World Poker Blogger Tour

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no luck the first day
second day the fish pay off
time to run like hell

RB

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Poker on TV
is really friggin stupid
ill designed structure

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From last night:

I have pocket jacks,
His pocket eights are no good...
F***ing two-outer.

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Two Seven offsuit
What do you mean, a bad hand?
I made a full house

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exams are coming
but I wanna play poker
chemistry is lame

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There is a surprising number of non-5/7/5 efforts here.

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There is a surprising number of non-5/7/5 efforts here.

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WROST HAIKU EVAR.

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There is a surprising number of non-5/7/5 efforts here.

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WROST HAIKU EVAR.

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Here's a quick makeup attempt:

Ace-kings left and right!
Miss flop at all three tables
Joy turns into pain

Dude, the last haiku I wrote before this compared girls to Frankenstein. Why I thought I needed to tell my date about this, I don't know.

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Playing Swedes is fun
Just check call check call check call
King high wins pot

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I am go fish pro
Do you have any deuces?
no, go fish, biatch!

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Hold'em is the best
But not legal in Texas
Change the laws, dammit!

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a new one for this night...

A sick run of cards
bad turns, rivers; tilt tilt tilt
break time for a week

-RMJ

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made me laugh!

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one month probation
Cant use f*** word in bad beats
i hate pokerstars