Two Types of People
 

I am a big fan of 'Two Types of People' lists.

For example, "There are two types of people, people who jaywalk and people who don't jaywalk."

A list like that, IMO, gives some insight into a person's characteristics [rule breaker v. rule follower]. Then when you meet someone, you can ask them if they jaywalk and see if there answer matches yours, thus giving you some quick insight into the type of person they are.

The guideline I follow is that the types have to be mutually exclusive. Everyone should fit into one or the other and only that one. Things like "People who like baseball and people who like football" are bad, some people like neither or both.

Also, it works best when you can find people from each side who would defend their position, thus revealing more about themself.

Best to explain by example:

There are two types of people...

...People who will use someone else's toothbrush and people who won't.

...People who pee in the shower and people who don't

Anyone have their own?

KJS

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People who go through others' medicine cabinets and people who don't.

I have never understood sneaking through someones' private things like that.

b

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Good one.

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There certainly are two types of people...

Masturbaters and liers.

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There certainly are two types of people...

Masturbaters and liers.

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Good spellers and bad spellers.

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the people who this this thread is dumb, and those that don't

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People who try to categorize people and people who don't.

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girls who suck dick and girls that deny it

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girls who suck dick and girls that deny it

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In that case,

Girls that swallow, and girls that spit.

b

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There are 10 types of people.

Those who know binary, and those who don't.

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There are 10 types of people.

Those who know binary, and those who don't.

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I wish I didn't get that.

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I knew my binary math class would come in handy for something. [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

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You laugh, and then you cringe.

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People who think everyone is the same and people who don't

KJS

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I knew my binary math class would come in handy for something. [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

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You took an entire class on binary math? I wish I wasn't impressed.

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actually, it works best if you do three types. For instance....


There are three types of people in the world. Those that can count, and those that cant.

peace

john nickle

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I knew my binary math class would come in handy for something. [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

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You took an entire class on binary math? I wish I wasn't impressed.

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If by impressed you mean shocked that anyone could take a full semester to "get it" then I'm in agreement.

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People who go through others' medicine cabinets and people who don't.

I have never understood sneaking through someones' private things like that.

b

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1) They are looking for drugs like lithium, Epzicom (HIV).....

2) They are pill hungry thieving drug fiend that is only good for poking and ditching 24 hours later. Lock up your valuables!!!!!

3) Absolutely no sense of privacy.

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actually, it works best if you do three types. For instance....


There are three types of people in the world. Those that can count, and those that cant.

peace

john nickle

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Best post of thread.

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There are two types of women.. Wome with big tits, and women who wish they had big tits..

There are two types of guys.. Guys with big dicks, and guys who wish they had big dicks.

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There are 10 types of people.

Those who know binary, and those who don't.

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SO [censored] OLD AND LAME.

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A good one I remember reading about the difference between men and women: A man will f_ck any thing that moves. A woman, won't.

People who play music loud enough to ennoy their neighbors, and people who won't.

People who gossip, and people who don't.

People who go crazy and get all their aggressions out when driving, and people who don't.

People who care how badly they drive, and people who don't.

People who know how well they drive, and people who don't.

People who eat deli sandwiches with mayonnaise, and people who eat them the right way -- with mustard.

People who let their kids run wild, and people who don't.

People who have family arguments in public, and people who don't.

People who eat people's food out of the fridge at work, and people who don't.

The one I've never gotten behind is, people who like dogs, and people who like cats. I see people saying you're a dog person or a cat person all the time, and thinking that it really means a lot. I grew up with tons of both and love them both.

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People who eat deli sandwiches with mayonnaise, and people who eat them the right way -- with mustard.


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This one does not qualify.

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People who go through others' medicine cabinets and people who don't.

I have never understood sneaking through someones' private things like that.

b

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Yeah, that's always struck me as borderline depraved.

I've had people over before and walked out of the room and come back and found them opening and closing drawers and cabinets, looking inside. That blows my mind. I would never do something so incredibly rude...and not just rude, but something that seems halfway toward stealing.

A guy did that one time and found bullets in a drawer, then started to give me a lecture on how wrong it was to be a gun owner. I mean, WTF? Who the hell does someone think he is to go rooting around uninvited in your stuff and then have the nerve to criticize what he finds?

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girls who suck dick and girls that deny it

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Women who think a blowjob is a handjob with a little posing and licking on top, and those who don't.

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girls who suck dick and girls that deny it

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Women who think a blowjob is a handjob with a little posing and licking on top, and those who don't.

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Posing? hahahahah

That visual struck me as funny.

b

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People who eat deli sandwiches with mayonnaise, and people who eat them the right way -- with mustard.


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This one does not qualify.

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Mayonnaise on deli sandwiches is sacreligious. Furthermore, it's a known symptom of being a [censored].

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People who eat people's food out of the fridge at work, and people who don't

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This one is right in line with my medicine cabinet post.

Why do some think that just because there's a fresh sack lunch in the company fridge that it's open game? I never really worked in an office, but I've heard plenty of stories like this. What are these idiots thinking? I'd feel like booby trapping my food. Which then reminds me of that hot sauce thread.

b

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People who feel uncomfortable the first time they are in someone else's home, and people who dont.

People who dissconnect from a Poker game, and people who dont.

People who take OOT forum seriously, and people who dont.

People who have hitchhiked in a foriegn country, and people who havent.

People who can quote the last paragraph of Kerouac's On The Road, and people who cant. ((or whatever particular piece of literature art that means alot to you)).

People who say they have never eaten school lunch all year, and havent, and those who say they have never eaten school lunch, and have.

People who say they didnt study for a test even though they did, and people who dont.

People who cut in line, and those that dont.

People who tell someone to get back at the end of the [censored] line, and people who dont.

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Huh?

If you are italian you eat mayo on an italian sub. i eat mayo and mustard.

if you hate mayo on a sub, youre probally mexican or something.

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People who eat deli sandwiches with mayonnaise, and people who eat them the right way -- with mustard.


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This one does not qualify.

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Mayonnaise on deli sandwiches is sacreligious. Furthermore, it's a known symptom of being a [censored].

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I don't like Animaniacs.

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the people who think this thread is dumb, and those who think this thread is dumb

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FYP

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2) They are pill hungry thieving drug fiend that is only good for poking and ditching 24 hours later. Lock up your valuables!!!!!

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MAN I wish that didn't hit home so hard!! And she seemed like such a nice girl...

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girls who suck dick and girls that deny it

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Women who think a blowjob is a handjob with a little posing and licking on top, and those who don't.

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Posing? hahahahah

That visual struck me as funny.

b

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ditto. that's hilarious.

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Huh?

If you are italian you eat mayo on an italian sub. i eat mayo and mustard.

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a proper italian sub has oil&vinegar, not mayo. that would be gross.

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I knew my binary math class would come in handy for something. [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

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You took an entire class on binary math? I wish I wasn't impressed.

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Uh no. It was one class period during the semester. Binary math is not hard.

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Mayo is maybe for WASPS who think they're Italian.

Mayo is what Englishwomen have on their cucumber sandwiches, or for making tuna salad with. Putting mayo on salami is an affront to all that is decent and holy. I'd be surprised if it didn't trigger the apocalypse. Certainly it's a shameful habit that shouldn't be discussed.

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There are two types of people. Those who divide the world into 2 types of people and those who don't

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Those who fish and those who don't.

Most who claim to fish really don't, those that do,know what I mean.

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There are 10 types of people.

Those who know binary, and those who don't.

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ugh, for christmas my sister gave me a t-shirt that says this.