in love... or she\'s an idiot. i can\'t decide
 

im out for dinner with a girl saturday night.

she sees a license plate: GGG 777.

She goes "bad beat, set over set"

Is she retarded or do I pop the question now?

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i think the correct play is to tell her that the g's were ahead the whole way and that it wasn't a bad beat.

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If we are talking strip poker, a set of Gs definitely beats a set of 7s.

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Stick it in her pooper

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hey, at least she's trying. gotta give her credit for that.

b

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I would check her PT stats first... if ya know what I mean. (Feel free to invent some sexual stat acronyms that could be fake PT stats... I am leaving work and don't feel like it right now.... [ok fine, here's one: VPHIP - voluntarily put hands in pants])

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"Put it in her mouthhh, in her mother f-ing mouthhh."

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I would check her PT stats first... if ya know what I mean. (Feel free to invent some sexual stat acronyms that could be fake PT stats... I am leaving work and don't feel like it right now.... [ok fine, here's one: VPHIP - voluntarily put hands in pants])

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i just want to know how often the backdoor draw comes in.

Re: in love... or she\'s an idiot. i can\'t decide
 

Maybe she was nearsighted and thought GGG was QQQ .... She did go out with you.

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What's that old joke about women being bad carpenters?

b

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i've flopped so many sets of g's...


i'm unsure.

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Stick it in her pooper

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This is the correct line

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Stick it in her pooper

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This is the correct line

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Guess it would work even if she turned out to be a guy.

Cheers
Magi

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You people are tough! How high do the standards have to be?

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Yep.

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