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Kevin Bowen 05-03-2005 01:12 AM

Bill Fillmaff\'s Secret System - Chapter 3: Swimming With Sharks
 
There's a new episode of Bill Fillmaff's Secret System:

In this video chapter, "The incredible Bill Fillmaff inspires and enlightens in this motivational guide to navigating the choppy waters of professional gambling. It's sink or swim!"

http://www.billfillmaff.com

I have no idea what this video is supposed to teach about poker. I'm beginning to think this Bill Fillmaff is just some weirdo who doesn't know what he's talking about!

Also see if you notice the "friendly" shout out to a certain 2+2 poster at the end.

DemonDeac 05-03-2005 01:31 AM

Re: Bill Fillmaff\'s Secret System - Chapter 3: Swimming With Sharks
 
that whole 7 card pool or whatever was gay
beginning and end was kinda funny

ClaytonN 05-03-2005 01:33 AM

Re: Bill Fillmaff\'s Secret System - Chapter 3: Swimming With Sharks
 
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that whole 7 card pool or whatever was gay
beginning and end was kinda funny

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What he said, 'cept I laughed more.

I liked the references to Sklansky and Matusow.

I laughed at the very end -> "Smoothcall/Vince is an imbecile"

Paradigm 05-03-2005 01:57 AM

Re: Bill Fillmaff\'s Secret System - Chapter 3: Swimming With Sharks
 
these videos are strangely well-produced

i don't get why they are free? or what exactly they are trying to promote. where's the incentive to keep producing?

but i like them, for sure

Kevin Bowen 05-03-2005 02:12 AM

Re: Bill Fillmaff\'s Secret System - Chapter 3: Swimming With Sharks
 
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these videos are strangely well-produced

i don't get why they are free? or what exactly they are trying to promote. where's the incentive to keep producing?

but i like them, for sure

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Bill Fillmaff pays a company to produce these videos in order to promote himself and how great he is. I don't know why someone would advertise themselves so openly like that. But that's Bill Fillmaff's thing.

And they're free because paying to view this crap would be a huge rip-off.

Phill S 05-03-2005 02:12 AM

Re: Bill Fillmaff\'s Secret System - Chapter 3: Swimming With Sharks
 
im on crappy dial up so may take awhile to see, so cant judge this one.

my money goes to students making it. a brain or two behind it. someone to act it, someone to shoot and access to university editing equipment and your there.

all the extras will be friends brought in for buying them a beer for the chance to be on the internet im guessing.

as for benefits, if i did this id get legendary status pretty quickly round here.

as for the vince/smoothcall reference, im sure ill piss myself laughing at it. it has some 2+2 influence in there somewhere and that makes me proud.

bill, if your out there, pm me, ill send you the money via a site so you can buy you and your buddies a few drinks.

Phill

Skipbidder 05-03-2005 02:46 AM

Re: Bill Fillmaff\'s Secret System - Chapter 3: Swimming With Sharks
 
[ QUOTE ]
that whole 7 card pool or whatever was gay
beginning and end was kinda funny

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Wrong.
The whole episode is the nuts.
I'll let others elaborate.

SoftcoreRevolt 05-03-2005 02:51 AM

Re: Bill Fillmaff\'s Secret System - Chapter 3: Swimming With Sharks
 
Bill Fillmaff's good friend Fragmaster is the man behind the legendary film DOOM HOUSE, so Team Fillmaff has a lot of experience under their belts.

Ryner 05-03-2005 02:53 AM

Re: Bill Fillmaff\'s Secret System - Chapter 3: Swimming With Sharks
 
This series is going downhill...

i wanna be me 05-03-2005 03:05 AM

Re: Bill Fillmaff\'s Secret System - Chapter 3: Swimming With Sharks
 
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This series is going downhill...

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#1 was the best BY FAR - the captions within are getting worse and worse (the you + poker = sucks caption was hilarious)

jeffraider 05-03-2005 03:16 AM

Re: Bill Fillmaff\'s Secret System - Chapter 3: Swimming With Sharks
 
[ QUOTE ]
There's a new episode of Bill Fillmaff's Secret System:

In this video chapter, "The incredible Bill Fillmaff inspires and enlightens in this motivational guide to navigating the choppy waters of professional gambling. It's sink or swim!"

http://www.billfillmaff.com

I have no idea what this video is supposed to teach about poker. I'm beginning to think this Bill Fillmaff is just some weirdo who doesn't know what he's talking about!

Also see if you notice the "friendly" shout out to a certain 2+2 poster at the end.

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The JOPKE reference was [censored] awesome!

Phill S 05-03-2005 03:42 AM

Re: Bill Fillmaff\'s Secret System - Chapter 3: Swimming With Sharks
 
gotta agree, im loving the references.

but its definately going down hill. beers off on me. too many english jokes for my liking.

curtains 05-03-2005 03:58 AM

Re: Bill Fillmaff\'s Secret System - Chapter 3: Swimming With Sharks
 

Yeah the first one was by far the best. It's veering too far away from poker and is becoming too over the top. Subtlety is important.

flyingmoose 05-03-2005 04:12 AM

Re: Bill Fillmaff\'s Secret System - Chapter 3: Swimming With Sharks
 
The series peaked with "I value call my nuts."

TheCroShow 05-03-2005 05:21 AM

Re: Bill Fillmaff\'s Secret System - Chapter 3: Swimming With Sharks
 
i love this video! i did not catch the sklansky reference though. mike the mouth references were hilarious, and the tilt references were great! 2 thumbs up here

Phill S 05-03-2005 06:08 AM

Re: Bill Fillmaff\'s Secret System - Chapter 3: Swimming With Sharks
 
i dont watch poker, so to be honest i didnt get the matusow references. anyone wanna point em out, cos two of the guys i know like him.

Rushmore 05-03-2005 08:25 AM

Re: Bill Fillmaff\'s Secret System - Chapter 3: Swimming With Sharks
 
Sure, it was low on poker content, but there's some damned funny stuff here.

"Bill will bury your bloated corpse!"

"Jopke." (Now, how many people are really going to GET that?)

"VINDICATION!! ONE TIME!!" (Funny as hell)

Put it this way: when I see the link, I click it, watch it, and laugh. It's certainly "good enough."

Don't hate. Just enjoy.

P.S. I DO wish he'd get back to poker, though. It's not like there's not enough poker material to make these things for 100 years.

Rekwob 05-03-2005 08:27 AM

Re: Bill Fillmaff\'s Secret System - Chapter 3: Swimming With Sharks
 
It was the 'bill has massive balls, you have tiny balls' text on screen.

Phill S 05-03-2005 08:35 AM

Re: Bill Fillmaff\'s Secret System - Chapter 3: Swimming With Sharks
 
funnily, now you mention it i do remember seeing that.

greg, may you ever be praised for knocking that guy out.

emil3000 05-03-2005 09:08 AM

Re: Bill Fillmaff\'s Secret System - Chapter 3: Swimming With Sharks
 
The "Do you see why?" in episode three is pretty subtle. The creator seems pretty familiar with 2+2... I wonder if he's one of us.

on_thg 05-03-2005 09:43 AM

Re: Bill Fillmaff\'s Secret System - Chapter 3: Swimming With Sharks
 
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The whole episode is the nuts.

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"Do you see why?"

TheCroShow 05-03-2005 11:17 AM

Re: Bill Fillmaff\'s Secret System - Chapter 3: Swimming With Sharks
 
apparantly the producer/editor took things out of context and did not include all the poker stuff fillmaff wanted.

http://www.forumplanet.com/planetsta...mp;tid=1648139

BarronVangorToth 05-03-2005 11:38 AM

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The JOPKE reference was [censored] awesome!

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Agreed. I wonder if Bill Fillmaff has the time to check out the various sites for other poker professionals OR if he got that funny tidbit from some lackey? The world may never know. Regardless: genius.

Barron Vangor Toth
www.BarronVangorToth.com

Rushmore 05-03-2005 12:03 PM

Re: Bill Fillmaff\'s Secret System - Chapter 3: Swimming With Sharks
 
See, now even THAT is some funny shyt.

"They only show me falling, which only happened once."

RoyalLance 05-03-2005 12:28 PM

Re: Bill Fillmaff\'s Secret System - Chapter 3: Swimming With Sharks
 
I laughed like hell when he knock a guy out with a pool ball and did the arm stomp from Tilt.

MDBLakers 05-03-2005 03:17 PM

Re: Bill Fillmaff\'s Secret System - Chapter 3: Swimming With Sharks
 
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The creator seems pretty familiar with 2+2... I wonder if he's one of us.

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Yes he has made one post in the general texas hold em forum.

kurosh 05-04-2005 03:33 PM

Re: Bill Fillmaff\'s Secret System - Chapter 3: Swimming With Sharks
 
What is the JOPKE reference to?

NM, found it on PP's blog.

Voltron87 05-04-2005 04:28 PM

Re: Bill Fillmaff\'s Secret System - Chapter 3: Swimming With Sharks
 
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apparantly the producer/editor took things out of context and did not include all the poker stuff fillmaff wanted.

http://www.forumplanet.com/planetsta...mp;tid=1648139


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hilarious

Smoothcall 05-05-2005 08:41 AM

Re: Bill Fillmaff\'s Secret System - Chapter 3: Swimming With Sharks
 
What is his posting handle? How does he know i'm vince? I mean what makes him think i'm vince? And why is he calling me an imbecile? Did i make i video because i need attention? Am i the guy that pays people so i can get attention? Very sad. He looks like another broke wannabe that couldn't hack it playing. So he now pays people to get attention so he can feel like somebody. Bill, stop now before you embarrass yourself anymore. I actually worried about him. He may be a lost soul.

kenberman 05-05-2005 09:04 AM

Re: Bill Fillmaff\'s Secret System - Chapter 3: Swimming With Sharks
 
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How does he know i'm vince? I mean what makes him think i'm vince?

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probably for the same reasons everyone else knows

Smoothcall 05-05-2005 09:11 AM

Re: Bill Fillmaff\'s Secret System - Chapter 3: Swimming With Sharks
 
Care to wager? You seem very sure. So it should be no problem for you to make this easy bet?

kenberman 05-05-2005 10:44 AM

Re: Bill Fillmaff\'s Secret System - Chapter 3: Swimming With Sharks
 
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Care to wager? You seem very sure. So it should be no problem for you to make this easy bet?

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sure, send me you passport that says "Smoothcall".

Vincent Lepore 05-05-2005 03:17 PM

Re: Bill Fillmaff\'s Secret System - Chapter 3: Swimming With Sharks
 
First I think it's better that you send Smoothcall a passport that says "Dopey". That way we will know for sure who you are before we reveal are true identities. You see, neither Smoothcall nor I is a liar as you infer. We are two different people, unlike you and Dopey.

Vince

n1stunnor 05-05-2005 04:08 PM

Re: Bill Fillmaff\'s Secret System - Chapter 3: Swimming With Sharks
 
Ghaye.

Do you not see why not to see why?

And it's not even marginal.

Good Game.


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