Bahahahahahaha
 

So I had like $8 in my party account, and I felt like just going to a NL table and wasting it cause I'm a moran.

***** Hand History for Game 1961836330 *****
$25 NL Hold'em - Wednesday, April 27, 16:06:13 EDT 2005
Table Table 39138 (6 max) (Real Money)
Seat 5 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 1: Blue_pants ( $24.25 )
Seat 3: slbell2 ( $36.44 )
Seat 4: martinofvale ( $16.95 )
Seat 2: Sponger15aa ( $8.84 )
Seat 5: beantown1983 ( $32.25 )
Seat 6: Ty_Lumps ( $21.75 )
Ty_Lumps posts small blind [$0.1].
Blue_pants posts big blind [$0.25].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Sponger15aa [ Th Kh ]
Sponger15aa is all-In [$8.84]
slbell2 folds.
martinofvale folds.
beantown1983 calls [$8.84].
Ty_Lumps folds.
Blue_pants folds.
** Dealing Flop ** [ Qs, Js, 9h ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 4d ]
** Dealing River ** [ 8c ]
Sponger15aa shows [ Th, Kh ] a straight, nine to king.
beantown1983 shows [ Qc, Qd ] three of a kind, queens.
Sponger15aa wins $17.13 from the main pot with a straight, nine to king.

So this happens, and the guy starts tripping out and we sit there cussing at each other for a while and I'm just like laughing maniacally.

I leave the table right after than, and then like a few minutes later I get this...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...a/Bahahaha.jpg

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You should have gone and played 10/20 with him [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

-dB

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Hahahahahah..priceless!
~Justin

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no offense, as you are a way better player than me, but isnt this the type of play that would get you riled up if you were on the other end? I mean its not like he knew you were just trying to give money away, maybe he just thought you were a fool. Either way you got pretty dang lucky [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] I second the go play $10/$20 with him notion though.

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Take the invite, get out the kiddy pool and start making some moves...triple up then double up. Then piss on his happy...etc. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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would have been kind of funny if the board had paired.

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Take the invite, get out the kiddy pool and start making some moves...triple up then double up. Then piss on his happy...etc.

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print out the invite and wipe your ass with it. print it twice if you ate chili

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For some reason that name rings a bell, I'm pretty sure I've played with him at 5/10, and he is *horrible* I'd take that invite anytime.

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Fold preflop.

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This happened to me at a 2-4 table a while back after I put a beat on a guy. It wasn't even a bad beat, I had odds the whole way.

Anyway, he challenged me to play 10-20 heads up, I was very excited. That's the sign you've finally made it as a poker player! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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moran.


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Obviously.

7 entries found for moron.
mo·ron ( P ) Pronunciation Key (môrn, mr-)
n.
A stupid person; a dolt.
Psychology. A person of mild mental retardation having a mental age of from 7 to 12 years and generally having communication and social skills enabling some degree of academic or vocational education. The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive.

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tell him he should have folded that cheese preflop. that'll get him really riled up

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tell him he should have folded that cheese preflop. that'll get him really riled up

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Awesome, that's what I was going for.



I thought it was pretty obvious that my post was a joke....no?

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moran.


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It's a joke.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/images/morans.jpg

Re: Bahahahahahaha
 

He lost < $9 and was only about a 2:1 favorite. What is there to get upset about?

BTW, why did you leave the table and not try to keep doubling up?

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Heh, what a great day in the Zoo... someone gets eThreatened in one thread and the word "moran" gets specllchecked in this one.

I <3 U GUYZ.

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May I say threatened COMPLETELY out of the blue too.
~Justin

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BTW, why did you leave the table and not try to keep doubling up?

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Because it is much much funnier to win someones like that money and get up and leave.

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Good use of moran. [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

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I know it's a joke.

Isn't posting the dictionary.com definition of the word along with it's spelling automatically imply my sarcasm?

Jeesh.

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BTW, why did you leave the table and not try to keep doubling up?

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Because it is much much funnier to win someones like that money and get up and leave.

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Que?