A Forum Tribute (by way of Haiku)
 

So, I reached Pooh-Bah too quickly and didn't prepare anything uber-cool or uber-sweet to post. However, I took a few moments today to reflect on my time in this forum and all I have read. These following Haikus are the result of my meditations:

<font color="red">
Remember William?
Who has heard of Stagemusic?
They all live on here.
</font>
<font color="blue">
Where has CrisBrown gone?
What happened to you Frozen?
How about Pitcher???
</font>
<font color="red">
Ultimate throwback
Before this forum was here:
Craig H. vs. Raymer! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
</font>
<font color="blue">
Yay Praying Mantis!
Folding equity divine,
I am on the path.
</font>
<font color="red">
That Eastbay is dope,
Not just because of his home,
His math is sexy.
</font>
<font color="blue">
Jason Strasser rulez!
‘Any two baby’ is cool
Uh-oh I got called.
</font>
<font color="red">
Gigabet knows all
But his visit was too short.
Where are his brothers??
</font>
<font color="blue">
I cannot forget,
About Aleo Magus.
More than just spreadsheets.
</font>
<font color="red">
How about a name,
For beloved ICM:
The Bozebaygrinder?
</font>
<font color="blue">
This forum was lame,
Until the Yugoslav came.
Three cheers for Yugo! [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
</font>
<font color="red">
Irie is profound,
Wit and strategy for all.
Put that hookah down!
</font>
<font color="blue">
Desdia I miss,
For he would cause brilliant flames,
Followed by insight.
</font>
<font color="red">
Suited is the man,
The master of avatars
And a good father.
</font>
<font color="blue">
Raptor is a punk!
My favorite maniac.
Holla, 3uo.
</font>
<font color="red">
Hey Lori, Lori!
Please change your avatar back,
So happily cute. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
</font>
<font color="blue">
Dali, so funny.
Please don’t fold aces preflop.
The worst fold ever!
</font>
<font color="red">
Sixteen hundred posts,
Far too many were bad jokes, [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
Redouble my efforts.
</font>
<font color="blue">
This forum is best
And a secret from the rest.
I hope you see why.
</font>
<font color="red">
Philly, Adanthar,
Without the two of you here,
Who could play postflop??
</font>
<font color="blue">
C’mon curtains, man!
Hook a brother up with sis,
Promise I won’t fold, [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img].
</font>
<font color="red">
Forum Bot Skipper,
You are hilarious man:
‘Pinko, commy, [censored]!’ [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
</font>
<font color="blue">
Ursher who here knew?
Pai Gow was so fun to watch!
Wasn’t my money, [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img].
</font>
<font color="red">
Zen you must post here!
You read this every day,
Yet you are silent, [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img].
</font>
<font color="blue">
TJ? Caffione?
PM, Easty, Bozeman, please!
Nothing else you need.
</font>
<font color="red">
Yay marijuana!
I’m Pooh-bah of the ganga,
Smoke that Iriedork! [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
</font>
Yugoslav
Who doesn’t care that most of the forum won’t get half to most/all of this post.

Re: A Forum Tribute (by way of Haiku)
 

[ QUOTE ]
Who doesn’t care that most of the forum won’t get half to most/all of this post.

[/ QUOTE ]

I was just mesmerized by all the purty colors.

Re: A Forum Tribute (by way of Haiku)
 

congrats. i'm amazed i somehow beat you to poohbah. now maybe i can get back to playing cards.

nice post, sadly though now you're going to get a million pms or responses asking for links to posts by the elders of this forum.

citanul

Re: A Forum Tribute (by way of Haiku)
 

I gotta say, I'm a little offended I didn't make it into your post Yugo. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

Even after that sweet poll I made about you...

Re: A Forum Tribute (by way of Haiku)
 

[ QUOTE ]

<font color="blue">
Jason Strasser rulez!
‘Any two baby’ is cool
Uh-oh I got called.
</font>


[/ QUOTE ]

This one made me laugh.

eastbay

Re: A Forum Tribute (by way of Haiku)
 

Here's one more for you Yugo:

<font color="blue">An ode to Yugo
You're not gay and nor am I
But I'd still do you</font>

Re: A Forum Tribute (by way of Haiku)
 

Nice avatar.

Re: A Forum Tribute (by way of Haiku)
 

I like yours better. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Re: A Forum Tribute (by way of Haiku)
 

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]

<font color="blue">
Jason Strasser rulez!
‘Any two baby’ is cool
Uh-oh I got called.
</font>


[/ QUOTE ]

This one made me laugh.

eastbay

[/ QUOTE ]

me too [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Re: A Forum Tribute (by way of Haiku)
 

I'm so glad the horses are gone.

Haiku: the shortest form of Japanese poetry. Centers on some aspect of spirituality and provokes an emotional response in the reader

No one has yet to
Compose a Haiku so far
Can Yugo see why?

Irieguy

Re: A Forum Tribute (by way of Haiku)
 

I'm pretty sure mine fits this description.

Haiku: the shortest(Mine was short) form of Japanese(I'm 1/3 Japanese) poetry. Centers on some aspect of spirituality(doing it) and provokes an emotional response in the reader(wanting to do it)

Re: A Forum Tribute (by way of Haiku)
 

Congrats on the quick Poo-bah status Yugo, I appreciate your posts.

Now that you're big time we better not lose you to OOT...

Re: A Forum Tribute (by way of Haiku)
 

Of all of our dear forum's hosts
Poor Yugo has suffered the most
upon him abuse has been heaped
in turn, grace we have reaped?
ok, well we did get 1600 posts

and

Yugo you did take some time
Your tribute was fine
but why all haiku?
is it that you
were too lazy to rhyme?

and

There once was a very nice fellow
When called commie f.a.g. he was mellow
He's the forum star
with the wild avatar
And he's one hell of a post-ho

All in good fun. Congrats.

Re: A Forum Tribute (by way of Haiku)
 

You've hurt me for the last time.

So now....

[ QUOTE ]
*** You are ignoring this user ***

[/ QUOTE ]

Re: A Forum Tribute (by way of Haiku)
 

My haiku rules [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

Re: A Forum Tribute (by way of Haiku)
 

[ QUOTE ]
I'm so glad the horses are gone.

Haiku: the shortest form of Japanese poetry. Centers on some aspect of spirituality and provokes an emotional response in the reader


[/ QUOTE ]

This makes me sad, [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img].

I had a very spiritual experience writing these Haikus and infusing them with my spiritual energy. I poured my heart and soul into them...delving deeply in a reflective meditation on my STT journey over the past several months, truly connecting with my posting roots.

And you felt *nothing* reading them?!

I have let you down sensei....I will fully center myself next time and reach even deeper.

[ QUOTE ]

No one has yet to
Compose a Haiku so far
Can Yugo see why?

Irieguy

[/ QUOTE ]

How ironic....I'm sure you see why.

Yugoslav
PS Happy 4/20...I'm sure you got particularly Irie today.

Re: A Forum Tribute (by way of Haiku)
 

Dude, you hadn't posted in like...6 hours!!!

I thought you was dead.

Re: A Forum Tribute (by way of Haiku)
 

CONGRATS ON KISSING EVERY DECENT POSTERS ASS HERE EXCEPT CITANUL. i am drunk as hell right now, but you are still gay.

edit:since we are all poker fiends, we have all seen the degree comercials on the US OPEN championships for action men.....Yugo=The suckup (with attachable lips)

Re: A Forum Tribute (by way of Haiku)
 

[ QUOTE ]
Congrats on the quick Poo-bah status Yugo, I appreciate your posts.

Now that you're big time we better not lose you to OOT...

[/ QUOTE ]

<font color="red">
OOT sucks ass
when it is compared to us.
I have a home here.
</font>

Oh...and one more:

<font color="blue">
Who doesn't value,
Apathy's keen insight here,
about drinking/drugs. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
</font>

Yugoslav

Re: A Forum Tribute (by way of Haiku)
 

[ QUOTE ]
congrats. i'm amazed i somehow beat you to poohbah. now maybe i can get back to playing cards.

nice post, sadly though now you're going to get a million pms or responses asking for links to posts by the elders of this forum.

citanul

[/ QUOTE ]

Oh, wtf....here's one for you too Citanul (couldn't help myself):

<font color="green">
Citanul insight:
Everytime that you post trash,
baby jesus cries.
</font>

Yugoslav
PS My link library is off limits to all but the most exceptional posters...
PPS Sorry Shadow...;)

Re: A Forum Tribute (by way of Haiku)
 

[ QUOTE ]
CONGRATS ON KISSING EVERY DECENT POSTERS ASS HERE EXCEPT CITANUL. i am drunk as hell right now, but you are still gay.

edit:since we are all poker fiends, we have all seen the degree comercials on the US OPEN championships for action men.....Yugo=The suckup (with attachable lips)

[/ QUOTE ]

No Haiku for you!

Yugoslav

Re: A Forum Tribute (by way of Haiku)
 

Congrats on getting your pooh-bah, Yugo. Very nice tribute, and the names really bring back memories... Pitcher, where are you? I remember he beat me HU at the end of a 2+2 SNG (during the golden era, where you could *almost* meet Raymer there...) only I didn't know it's him, since he played under a different name, neutron999 or something. So when I discussed the game here later on I said some nasty stuff about the random (i.e, non 2+2) luckbox that somehow managed to win the game. Then he suddenly exposed himself as being Pitcher. Pretty embarassing for me.

Also, do you remember ddubois?

<font color="blue"> ddubois so unlucky
fish suck out always
if you reply i ignore
</font>

Actually, some of this guy's posts were the reason I decided to write some coherent stuff about FE, and to my surprise it seemed as if it was the first time some people actually realized what it means - which was flattering but also scary in a way.

Edit: only to make it clear - the above is not a haiku but a reverse haiku (7-5-7), kind of like the implied odds of Japanese poetry.

Re: A Forum Tribute (by way of Haiku)
 

[ QUOTE ]

Also, do you remember ddubois?

<font color="blue"> ddubois so unlucky
fish suck out always
if you reply i ignore
</font>


[/ QUOTE ]

Ahhh yes. Desdia was more my time and will always have a special place in my STT memories, but there always seems to be one and often he/she leads to *the* best posts from the heavyweight posters who get fed up with the stupidity.

Glad you liked the blast from the past, [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img].

Yugoslav
Who wasn't even reading the 2+2 forum when many of these ghosts were in their heyday, [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img].

Re: A Forum Tribute (by way of Haiku)
 

Yugo is Pooh-Bah.
Way too much time on his hands.
Haiku this, bee-otch.


Congrats. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

Re: A Forum Tribute (by way of Haiku)
 

[ QUOTE ]
You've hurt me for the last time.

So now....

[ QUOTE ]
*** You are ignoring this user ***

[/ QUOTE ]

[/ QUOTE ]

You *do* realize this means you're now ignoring like 10% of this forum, don't you??

[img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Besides, who knows? Perhaps I'll post something of value one of these days in the distant future, [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img].

Yugoslav

Re: A Forum Tribute (by way of Haiku)
 

Ugh, guess the sarcasm detector was off tonight. I could never ignore you, yugo. You bring so much to this forum.

I was just dissapointed that I was not worthy to be included in your post [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Re: A Forum Tribute (by way of Haiku)
 

I'm sure you would have been if you still had the funny-kid-getting-hit-in-the-head avatar.

Re: A Forum Tribute (by way of Haiku)
 

[ QUOTE ]
You've hurt me for the last time.

So now....

[ QUOTE ]
*** You are ignoring this user ***

[/ QUOTE ]

[/ QUOTE ]

Re: A Forum Tribute (by way of Haiku)
 

Butt-kissing for everyone:

I'm just a n00bie
But I'm learning so much here
Thanks for all the help

Re: A Forum Tribute (by way of Haiku)
 

What's Haiku ?

Like Top Rammen ?

Re: A Forum Tribute (by way of Haiku)
 

I didnt even read any of the replies.


I am too pissed off.

I feel you Martin... Now I feel you...


Jesus even Desdia got a poem...

Where is the love ????

<font color="white"> I WANT MY NUTS HUGGED TOO!</font>

Re: A Forum Tribute (by way of Haiku)
 

In retrospect however..

Does anyone else notice who Yugo admires the most? I mean... Its evidently clear he has a crush on someone...

I didnt realize it was this kind of party... Well forget it then.



Now I am waaay to jealous to even think about it.

Re: A Forum Tribute (by way of Haiku)
 

[ QUOTE ]

Desdia I miss,
For he would cause brilliant flames,
Followed by insight.


[/ QUOTE ]

Gotta fold these nines
My girl said, and if I lose
She won't ever shut up [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

I miss Desdia too, wtf happened to him.

Mack

Re: A Forum Tribute (by way of Haiku)
 

[ QUOTE ]
Does anyone else notice who Yugo admires the most? I mean... Its evidently clear he has a crush on someone...

[/ QUOTE ]

I don't know who you mean, but I'm going to go with the least obvious guess. Lorinda.

Re: A Forum Tribute (by way of Haiku)
 

Yeah, I missed tons of posters....oh well. As I mentioned, I basically did those up for a Pooh-Bah post so I could get on with posting strategy (which is my bread and butter/claim to fame [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] ).

So....while I was quite inspired, I left out way too many posters. These are for you SS [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] :

<font color="red">
F#ck!? Seat Eleven.
How am I gonna win this?
I know! Bad beat him!
</font>
<font color="blue">
The first avatar,
used by the Stupid Sucker,
Frightened me dearly.
</font>
<font color="red">
When you have to go,
Just book it with no clothes on.
That's what SS does. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
</font>
<font color="blue">
I used to catch bees,
At summercamp in Oakland.
Mills is da bomb man!
</font>

Yugoslav

Re: POOH - BAH
 

A pompous, ostentatious official; esp. one who, holding many offices, fulfills none of them. A sinecure, one who enjoys high standing without any responsibility

OMG = A Yugo [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Re: A Forum Tribute (by way of Haiku)
 

[ QUOTE ]
A pompous, ostentatious official; esp. one who, holding many offices, fulfills none of them. A sinecure, one who enjoys high standing without any responsibility

[/ QUOTE ]


OMG = A Yugo

Re: A Forum Tribute (by way of Haiku)
 

Does this mean I hold 'high standing'? Sweeeet! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Also, Skipper, your next challenge is to view threads in 'flat' mode to save you the perceived need to post almost the same thing twice...

Yugoslav

Re: POOH - BAH
 

Sometimes I Very Much Hate Poker Very Much

/threadjack

Re: A Forum Tribute (by way of Haiku)
 

I rise to the challenge; Let's start with "WTF is the flat mode" &amp; "HTF do I do it?" [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]