Poker haiku
Man, what's with all the haiku? With just a little looking, I found some great ones out there. Here're a few of my favs.
ChrisV: Wind stirs the blossoms With eight or less blinds preflop Move allin or fold. ColdestCall: Two all-ins pre-flop. Should I fold my rockets here? I have no scrotum. Many poker hands have more than one way to play. People need to chill. With many cold calls Top pair, top kicker no good. Don't blow your stack here. rory: Late frost burns the bloom Does a fool defend his blind With unsuited trash? Bob Ciaffone: Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Better Than Slowplaying Hands What an Easy Game! If you flop the nuts And it's checked around to you You should bet it out parttimepro: Tree grows where seed lands Playing Ace Seven offsuit Root of all error. irisheyes: Ace and King offsuit Few callers, but I won't limp Less chance of suck out young nut: Fish at the table Must relieve them of their cash As quick as I'm able. And thanks to google: I see an orange Lying on a poker table Johnny Chan is here Wow, mid connectors Please, just give me a flop, please [censored], maybe I bluff Why did I call him With middle pair, no kicker? It was not a bluff. Flopped a straight-flush draw so many outs, but of course a pair of twos wins This hand will raise now. There is no I who does this; The cards themselves act |
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This post of shadow
I cannot see more clearly As his best post ever. Spring sun overhead Shadows abound all around Bask in the haiku. El D would approve With a poem of reknown But not here, not now. Aleo is back To put us all at our ease, Where is my spreadsheet?! Yugoslav Who has never written one of these awkward thingies b4... |
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I call with pot odds
Brilliant in my opinion four five offsuit wins! |
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<font color="red"> Value call my nuts </font> Brilliant in my opinion <font color="red"> King Jack NOT suited! </font> [/ QUOTE ] Couldn't help it... Yugoslav |
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Folding here is fine
Smarter, though, to bet all-in Those blinds are juicy eastbay |
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Nice post... Heres mine about a cash game played a month or so ago.
I flop bottom set All-in, uh oh, theres the nuts can I river quads? -Apathy |
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I call with pot odds Brilliant in my opinion four five offsuit wins! [/ QUOTE ] I curse this forum Haiku bad beats posted here People never learn [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] Just kidding Mack |
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From a recent thread
Another Apathy Haiku: Do not play for first Or to finish in-the-money listen: PROFIT BITCH! -Apathy |
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Long time lurker
I know my results are unsustainable sample size too small |
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Limit grind wears thin
I search for greener pastures SnGs, I'm home! |
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BisonBison please Review your hand history EZ for to read |
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LOL - posted this in another thread today b4 stumbling upon this one, but I guess is makes more sense here (particularly since someone had like 12 syllables in the second line of one of these....)
Take five syllables Next add a line of seven Five more makes haiku. and, while I'm at it... Limping pokcet pairs EP in the fifty-fives Is overrated. -Coldest Call who started doing this haiku thing as an attention getting ploy after a number of serious posts were roundly ignored... and, what the heck, while I'm here.... Tight till level four Then start pushing your chips in What an easy game. When I am first in, The other guy isn't sure That I have nothing. and The pain increases Another big hand busted I should drink more beer. |
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Clarkmeister:
Never fold headsup Especially with a pair Often one pair wins |
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Pocket kings: reraise!
Respect my authority! Oh... you have aces. |
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can I get rakeback?
I want to cheat poker sites. Oh why am i banned I have a great plan to beat roulette, just bet red over and over. |
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Some more, from RGP, courtesy of Google:
slamster: the Way of Poker is simply to play the game not to win or lose the cards do not care What happens: flop, turn, river push the chips. next hand gmr: ace and king of spades fantastic, I flopped two pair! oh no! running flush! Eleaticus: me pocket-rockets and small blind 5-2 offsuit the poker gods chuckle Saint Cad: aces in the hand sitting at a tight table only buys the blinds DP75089: my kings are beaten it cannot be my playing on-line poker cheats Perry Friedman: Omaha hi/lo Unfuckingbelievable I'm rivered again Doctor K: Pocket Aces. Cracked. He flopped a straight with deuce-five. Nice hand, sir. Well played. Terrence Chan: Discipline like monk Skillful with game selection Adequate bankroll Dan Kimberg: It takes more to play poker than I can express in twenty-five words Karlon West: The fish want to call The fish do not want to fold Make them call, get rich Mr. Bob: a haiku on poker more precise term is needed i suggest poku anonymous: money you don't lose matters more in the long run than money you win good holdem players must remain aggressive. oops, ran into aces |
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