I\'m a socially awkward loser who can\'t get girls, please help
 

Alright not really, but since I've got your attention I'd like to share a mildly funny conversation because I'm bored right now and have nothing to do. This happened a few nights ago between me and an extremely hot girl that I made out with a few years ago when she was going to be a sophmore in high school and I just graduated.

Anyways, me and my 2 friends decide to leave a party and go hang out with these girls at the beach, I realize on the way that 1) these girls are incredibly stupid and its almost unbearably to hang out with them and 2) I have a girlfriend and don't really want to sit around freezing my ass off while watching my friends try to hook up with them so I decide to just sleep in the car while they tried their best.

So they are on the beach for whatever ammount of time, and I wake up as we were leaving and my friend asks me if I remember what happened when they walked up to the car and get more beer, I have no idea what they are talking about because I am a pretty heavy sleeper and also I was pretty drunk...

So they tell me that this conversation took place between me and the girl I made out with a while back:

Her: Do you remember me?
Me: Yeah I do
Her: What is my name?
Me: Its andy
Her: No that is your name, what is mine?
Me: Andy
Her: No.....ok I'll give you a hint, it starts with an L
Me: Landy
Her: Ok, starts with a Linds and ends in a Y
Me: Lindsey
Her: Good job
Me: Bye


I'm a pimp, what can I say

We Know.
 

Only read title.

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landy LOL

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Her: No that is your name, what is mine?
Me: Andy
Her: No.....ok I'll give you a hint, it starts with an L
Me: Landy

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Bravo.

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Landy - that is solid.

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Reminds me of the Seinfeld episode of a similar nature. He can't remember her name and is sure that it rhymes with a body part. "Mulva?"

Side note: googling for the episode made me stumble across this
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go on amazon.com

get "nice guys and players" and read it

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Landy, nice. Joey joe joe junior shabedoo.

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Landy - that is solid.

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I know a Landy. Unfortunately for sponger....he's a guy.

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I know a Landy. Unfortunately for sponger....he's a guy.

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unfortunately for Landy, he's a guy.

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not cool dude. i just spit milk all over my keyboard while reading this thread.

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I know a Landy. Unfortunately for sponger....he's a guy.

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unfortunately for Landy, he's a guy.

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Shrug.

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Landy, nice. Joey joe joe junior shabedoo.

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That's the worst name I've ever heard.

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Joey joe joe junior shabedoo.

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bruiser that is the worst name i've ever heard.

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Landy, nice. Joey joe joe junior shabedoo.

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That's the worst name I've ever heard.

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dammit I lose.....serves me right for going to type out this joke and getting sidetracked for 2 minutes.

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Landy, nice. Joey joe joe junior shabedoo.

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That's the worst name I've ever heard.

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dammit I lose.....serves me right for going to type out this joke and getting sidetracked for 2 minutes.

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You could've screamed and then ran out of the bar.

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landy LOL

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he might as well have guessed Lythaghwbertunmdrae

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Landy, nice. Joey joe joe junior shabedoo.

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That's the worst name I've ever heard.

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dammit I lose.....serves me right for going to type out this joke and getting sidetracked for 2 minutes.

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You could've screamed and then ran out of the bar.

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Hey! Joey Joe Joe!

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this would be funny but it's probably the same thing you do when you're sober thus scaring away any potential prospects.

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this would be funny but it's probably the same thing you do when you're sober thus scaring away any potential prospects.

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Most likely, its been so long since I've hooked up with someone though cause of my cockblocking girlfriend.

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this would be funny but it's probably the same thing you do when you're sober thus scaring away any potential prospects.

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Most likely, its been so long since I've hooked up with someone though cause of my cockblocking girlfriend.

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does she belong to this club?
http://www.cracksmokingshirts.com/products/blok_t.jpg

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Sponger,

If that is a pic of you in your avatar then I can see why you have no trouble with the ladies. You look a lot like DMX. Has anyone ever told you that?

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i just spit milk all over my keyboard while reading this thread.

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no you didn't.

goddamn i hate when people type that. you can lick sponger's balls in much more original ways than spitting up liquids on high tech devices.