I CAN\'T WAIT TO WATCH ALL THE JOKES AT THE WSOP THIS YEAR
 

BOY,
I CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH ALL THE JERKOFFS LIKE MATTIAS ANDERSON, MIKE MATUSOW, DUTCH BOYD, SCOTT FISHMAN, JOSH ARIEH AND ALL THE OTHER DOOCHEBAGS WHO THINK THEY ARE TEXAS HOLDEM'S FAVORITE SON. WHAT JOKES. IT'S JUST SAD THE BIGGEST JOKE OF THEM ALL FOSSILMAN WON THE WHOLE THING LAST YEAR.

zsmith69 [img]/images/graemlins/ooo.gif[/img]

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The $5M were no joke though.

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WHAT, WE CAN'T HEAR YOU

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oh im sorry let me speak up for you then "I SAID EVERYONE AT THE WSOP IS A JOKE. CAPITAL J CAPITAL O CAPITAL K CAPITAL E. HELLMUTH ALWAYS GETS ROBBED AND SUCKED OUT ON. THIS WILL BE HIS YEAR MARK MY WORDS."


zsmith69

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I hope zsmith doesn't see me there and call me a joke, that would so ruin my buzz! [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] I believe there is an old Chinese proverb that says... "he who calls others jokes in all capital letters is actually a huge joke himself"
~Justin

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i thought matusow was in prison.

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HERES A CHINESE PROVERB FOR YOU. KNOCK KNOCK "WHO'S THERE" WHAT A JOKE

zsmith69

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HERES A CHINESE PROVERB FOR YOU. KNOCK KNOCK "WHO'S THERE" WHAT A JOKE

zsmith69

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Well I certainly cannot match wits with a proven academic like yourself. I regrettably crown you king of these forums!
Sincerely,
Justin "The Joke" Rollo

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Is that Zane Smith?
Weren't you a picher for the Atlanta Braves in the 1980's?

Welcome to the forums. Pleasure to have you here.

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I think he pitched for the Pirates back in the day too, I didn't put 2 and 2 together before you mentioned it micro. For those who don't know... welcome Zane to our family.

http://web.indstate.edu/athletics/zanefence.jpg

Again, sorry for giving you problems Zane, glad to see a bigleaguer in the zoo! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
~Justin

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Did Canseco point the finger at him during in his book? Too bad steroids don't help with the poker game.

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Must be Zaxx19's little bro.

Sigh.

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Owl, Zane definately juiced, what you dont see in the picture is that he is actually holding up that fence in the air after ripping it out of the ground, not to mention doing so with relative ease.
~Justin

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Those old sky-blue uniforms RULED!!

Yes...he pitched for Pittsburgh also.


Incredibly, I can tell that the picture was taken at the old Riverfront Stadium in Cincinnati.

I'm not kidding...the yellow-border on the top of the wall...the people standing in the background right underneath his left arm-pit (in the outfield corner...you can see that they are just to side of the foul-pole which looks like it is coming directly out of Zane's head)
...and the clincher is the yellow seats at the top of the pic in the shade as well as the number of rows in the section beneath the yellow.
It's very obviously a pic from the old Cincy stadium.

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raymer changed his pokerstars handle to FATASSHOLEMAN He thinks he is the man but we all know otherwise.

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if he is, perhaps he'll get out for good behavior and can manage to play

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http://trephination.net/gallery/macros/genepool.jpg

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Pirates back in the day too

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Also pitched for the Expos

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http://trephination.net/gallery/macros/genepool.jpg

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oh my... [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

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Is that Zane Smith?
Weren't you a picher for the Atlanta Braves in the 1980's?

Welcome to the forums. Pleasure to have you here.

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That's a name from the past. Remember Rob Deer? I think that guy had about 22 singles and 29 home runs one year. Awesome.

Dan

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oh im sorry let me speak up for you then "I SAID EVERYONE AT THE WSOP IS A JOKE. CAPITAL J CAPITAL O CAPITAL K CAPITAL E. HELLMUTH ALWAYS GETS ROBBED AND SUCKED OUT ON. THIS WILL BE HIS YEAR MARK MY WORDS."


zsmith69

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Then you would take a 100 to 1 sidebet on helmuth winning it then right? PM me if you're interested.

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*** You are ignoring this user ***

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oh im sorry let me speak up for you then "I SAID EVERYONE AT THE WSOP IS A JOKE. CAPITAL J CAPITAL O CAPITAL K CAPITAL E. HELLMUTH ALWAYS GETS ROBBED AND SUCKED OUT ON. THIS WILL BE HIS YEAR MARK MY WORDS."


zsmith69

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Then you would take a 100 to 1 sidebet on helmuth winning it then right? PM me if you're interested.

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hard to take your advice with that avatar you are floating.

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So you and "the Beat" are going to this year's Series to show these players how its done? Raymer sucks? Wanna play against him, on your own bankroll? I would imagine he still gets down to Foxwoods from time to time; plenty of seats open.

I may not like all the players depictions on TV, but I do respect their game (most of them anyway)

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Yeah...Can't do much about it though. Only one more week to go with it up.