Top Five 2+2 Posters You Would Like to Punch in the Face
 

1. Zeno (This is obvious)
2. Natedogg (This is even more obvious)
3. Salt-your-cracker (He just posts way too much)
4. Elysium (Did he die?)
5. Turning Stone Pro (Is he real or just made up?)

Honorable mention: Andy Fox, John Cole, and John Feeney - Liberals are annoying, especially the really smart ones.

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A Merry Christmas and Holiday Cheer to all.

I'm off on Vacation and will be null and void for awhile on 2+2 after tomorrow.

-Zeno

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1) Turning Stone Pro
2-5) The last 4 people to start "party is rigged threads"

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All the idiots who contribute to the WPT forum with stuff like, "I heard Annie Duke is a slut!" or "Paul Phillips is broke!". Ugh.

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1. Mason Malmuth
2. David Sklansky
3. Ed Miller
4. Ray Zee

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1. Mason Malmuth
2. David Sklansky
3. Ed Miller
4. Ray Zee



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5. Chuck Whateverhisnameis

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thanks zeno - i feel the need to vent

1. al capone - king of the sycophants
2. bernie - a wanker of impressive proportions
3. turning stone pro - i suspect he is a clever 9 year old
4. eugeneel (and aliases) - the old Oz term would be illywhacker
5. david sklansky - dangerously disengaged with reality

stripsqueez - chickenhawk

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1. Mason Malmuth
2. David Sklansky
3. Ed Miller
4. Ray Zee



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5. Chuck Whateverhisnameis

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Actually Chuck Weinstock helped me purchase Ed Miller's book with my Neteller, so he's ok. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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Neteller thru this site?

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Yeah it was a purchase option for preordering SSH, but I think there were some problems with it so I don't know if they still do it. Basically I just ended up doing a person to person transfer to Chuck and they recorded that I was down for the book.

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Actually Chuck Weinstock helped me purchase Ed Miller's book with my Neteller, so he's ok.

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Then replace Chuck whatshisname with Mat Sklansky, and call it good.

-Zeno

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Raymer and it isn't even close. You always go after the deep pockets [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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I'd like to punch kerssens in the face....but that's because I beat him at darts or Halo2 or poker, especially pool....if you can't tell by the spelling, the Cracka signed in and left the comp free so kerssens hijacked the comp and posted.

The French Defender must DIE!!!!!!
 

I would love to punch No_Thumb in the face. He and I have had several heated arguements about those damn Frenchies. I realize that he almost has had his thumb cut off by some dude trying to kill him with a knife, so I'm not saying I am going to win. But I don't like fighting pussies. Even though you defend the French and happen to be missing a thumb(s), I'm sure you'll put up a good fight.

Btw, is it hard pleasing your woman without those thumbs?

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balkii.

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ahahahah

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easily one of Zeno's best posts.

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1. TSA : for flooding what used to be my "new" favorite forum with all his "What should I do today : YOU DECIDE!" posts.
2. The Dude : for racking up over $700 (according to my online statement) in the last week on my Visa that he stole and still has not returned.
3. Gonores : for making the word gonorrea pop into my head every time I see his username.
4. David Sklansky : to be able to say I punched David Sklansky in the face.
5. Schneids : so maybe he'll stop having a weird thing for Avril Lavigne.

GoT

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balkii.

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Do I get all 5 slots?

Get outta my forum, lamo.

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I have done that three times.

my list

1. Jokerswild
2. Chris Alger
3. Hack
4. Sponger
5. Tolbiny

the first three are legit, the second two are jokes.

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Clarkmeister--rabid conservative and a Cardinals fan.

\"3. turning stone pro - i suspect he is a clever 9 year old\"
 

Actually, not too far from the truth!

Great Post.

TSP

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I've never hit anyone in my life in the face. I've never been in a fight (well, my brother when we were kids but that doesn't count).

I'm not going to start now.

Peace,
Joe Tall

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Joe tall, cause I know he won't fight back. [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

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Joe tall, cause I know he won't fight back. [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

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lol yeah and if you ever saw him again with friends you could be like, "you see that tall dude? yeah i took him, he's a pu[/i]ssy."

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cause I know he won't fight back

Who said anything about fighting back? I've never been hit, so I can't say what will happen. Frankly, I'm afraid if it came down to it I'd kill someone w/my 38" long arms.

Peace,
Joe Tall

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Frankly, I'm afraid if it came down to it I'd kill someone w/my 38" long arms.

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[img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] I cheerfully withdraw my previous statement.

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Frankly, I'm afraid if it came down to it I'd kill someone w/my 38" long arms.

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Me too, and did I mention how good looking Joe is?

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I've never hit anyone in my life in the face. I've never been in a fight (well, my brother when we were kids but that doesn't count).

I'm not going to start now.


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Same. Not a big fan of fighting. Never quite understood it.

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All these jerks who come into a thread about good ol' fashioned punchin and talk about not hitting people.

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1) Sponger - For ruining my cool new avatar.
2) Sponger - Because he's never been in a fight except with his mom (true story).
3) Sponger - Because I already own him at the poker tables, might as well rub it in.
4) Sponger - Because I beat him in a HU PLO Sit N Go.
5) Sponger - Because he still owes me $15.

Justin A

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Just steal his credit card and spend $700, that'll learn him!

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1) Sponger - For ruining my cool new avatar.

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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA

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2) Sponger - Because he's never been in a fight except with his mom (true story).

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Ok. Some guy offered to fight us at ocean's the other day, and my response was "The only fight i've ever been in before was with my mom. I forgot to clean my room and she was really pissed"...or something. Not like I actually punched my mom.

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3) Sponger - Because I already own him at the poker tables, might as well rub it in.

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this...uh....isn't for sure yet.

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4) Sponger - Because I beat him in a HU PLO Sit N Go.


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dude [censored] that! We had like a 2200 chip pot where we went all in on the turn, I had top two and you had some two pair and a flush draw, and your flush it.

SOOOOOO LUCKY. I dominated most of that SNG.

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5) Sponger - Because he still owes me $15.


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Alright how is this for a story. We go to Ocean's last monday and before Justin says "lets do 50% of eachothers action" I say ok and at the end of the night I win $70 and he breaks even, so I try and pay him $35....except we didn't have anything other than $20's or $100's, so I figured I'd owe him the $15. Then we go on wednesday and he REFUSES TO SHARE THE ACTION WITH ME! HOW CHEAP!

Also, you really think you're getting your $15 back? hahahahaha sucker

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dude [censored] that! We had like a 2200 chip pot where we went all in on the turn, I had top two and you had some two pair and a flush draw, and your flush it.

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Ok, this was Omaha, so I had like thirty outs. I had two pair, a flush draw, and some weird wrap around straight draw.

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Alright how is this for a story. We go to Ocean's last monday and before Justin says "lets do 50% of eachothers action" I say ok and at the end of the night I win $70 and he breaks even, so I try and pay him $35....except we didn't have anything other than $20's or $100's, so I figured I'd owe him the $15. Then we go on wednesday and he REFUSES TO SHARE THE ACTION WITH ME! HOW CHEAP!

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After seeing Sponger play the first time, it was in my best interest NOT to take his action again.

Justin A

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After seeing Sponger play the first time, it was in my best interest NOT to take his action again.


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Apparently you weren't impressed on that hand where it was folded to the button who was the tighest player at the table by a mile, he raised to $9 and I was in the BB and I folded King's face up.

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Apparently you weren't impressed on that hand where it was folded to the button who was the tighest player at the table by a mile, he raised to $9 and I was in the BB and I folded King's face up.

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I would have thought it was a good play, but the SB had called and you were berated by the dealer for exposing your cards during a live hand.

Justin A

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I would have thought it was a good play, but the SB had called and you were berated by the dealer for exposing your cards during a live hand.

Justin A

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Oh yeah? Well I had sex with your fiance!

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Justin, Sponger, I wish you would stop these stupid arguments, the forum doesn't care.

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Justin, Sponger, I wish you would stop these stupid arguments, the forum doesn't care.

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Ah if only NLSoldier.....errr....anyone were here to defend that because I'm sure that he....you guys don't really mind.

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Argument? I assumed they were flirting.

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Oh yeah? Well I had sex with your fiance!

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That's a bit too far. Seriously.

Justin A