MrOrgasm on PP
 

Does anyone know who is MrOrgasm on PP ?

KingMedecine and I just play a SNG satellite for the PPM Super Satellite and he played an all-in all the times game. Claimed to play all the big tourneys and having won 2.5M+ in the last 2 years but would not say who he was.

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*smack

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Does anyone know who is MrOrgasm on PP ?

KingMedecine and I just play a SNG satellite for the PPM Super Satellite and he played an all-in all the times game. Claimed to play all the big tourneys and having won 2.5M+ in the last 2 years but would not say who he was.

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He must've forgotten to specify that he won 2.5M in play money

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He mentionned playing with Gus, Phil Ivey, Chip Reese, etc.

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this is a thought, maybe he was not being totally genuine in his chat. [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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he's some dude who plays party 3/6

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Sounds like a case for BreakEvenPlayer.

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Well in the unlikely event he was telling the truth, Hoyt Corkins? I believe he is EasyH on Stars and thats his tourney style there more or less.

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MrOrgasm. VPIP 25.93%, PF Raise 14.81%, in 27 Party 3/6 hands. He won $103. Aggressive, maybe a little loose, but analysis suffers from sample size...

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MrOrgasm. VPIP 25.93%, PF Raise 14.81%, in 27 Party 3/6 hands. He won $103. Aggressive, maybe a little loose, but analysis suffers from sample size...

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I've got similar stats for him over a 100 or so hands at 10-20 although in my sample he's down 300 or so. He appears to be lag-tastic...

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daryn!

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this is a thought, maybe he was not being totally genuine in his chat.

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I can't believe you would suggest that a poker player would be anything less than 100% honest in his table chat. Shame! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Cris

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hey frenchie,

he's nobody. ive played with him before. his all-in tactic of picking up 25 chips and showing the table his 39o over and over is, my guess, the result of too much weed.

if he were a pro, would he get offended and lash out against people making fun of him after his Q8o busted him out on his 20th all-in of the sng?

just make a note on him and look forward to seeing him sit with you next time! (oh yea, and try to sit to his left)

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If it was said on the Internet, it must be true.

KoW

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I can't believe you would suggest that a poker player would be anything less than 100% honest in his table chat. Shame!

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Daryn didn't say he thinks the guy was lying. Only that he didn’t trust the guy not to lie. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]




Note: statement for humorous purposes only. The logic is wafer thin.

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he plays in speed tournies

I think we all know what this means

made a hellmuthian rant when 72o called for 800 chips in a 15k pot to knock him out

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he plays in speed tournies

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That he likes things that are fun?

DAMN HIM TO HELL!!!

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To MrOrgasm!

The reason Michael Jackson had to get a new face is that MrOrgasm ate the old one.

Did I ever tell you about MrOrgasm’s lifelong goal to reunite the cast of Police Academy? Well MrOrgasm scours the country looking for all the actors. When I told him that George Gaines and David Graf were dead he said ‘Not for long!’ Well MrOrgasm dug those two up, pulled their rotting skins off and stretched them over the two kids from Good Burger. Then he yelled ‘Action’ and I’ll be damned if he didn’t single handedly shoot the greatest movie in film history.

His great grandfather was a Kimodo Dragon.

All my Children was originally titled “MrOrgasm’s Bastards”
Or The cast of All my Children are all MrOrgasm’s illegitimate children.

He takes his coffee 2 cream, 2 sugar, and 3 gunpowder

MrOrgasm once made me drink paint thinner and said it would put hair on my chest. When I came to weeks later I was in a hospital bed and MrOrgasm had shaved every last part of my body. Then he leaned over and said ‘Pretty neat magic trick huh?’

One time I hit MrOrgasm with my Honda civic. He was fine but I went into a 3 month coma. When I woke up MrOrgasm had chopped up my car and sold it for spare parts.

MrOrgasm fixed the game between the Harlem Globetrotters and the aliens from Space Jam

To MrOrgasm!