What is your poker theme song?
 

If a tournament was set up like professional wrestling (IE. when they announce your name, your theme song comes on and you come out to the applause (or jeers) of the crowd), what would your theme song be?

Mine: "Thieves" by Ministry

If anyone is familiar with the song, you can see how that'd be a great theme song for poker. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

Thieves, thieves and liars, murderers
Hypocrites and bastards [in laughter]

Hey! thanks for nothing!
Morals in the dust
Two-faced bastards and syncophants
No trust

Thieves! liars!
Inside, outside, which side, you don’t know
My side, your side, their side, we don’t know
Which side are they? which side are they?
Which side of their mouth do you suppose that it came?
Which side are they? which side are they?
Which side of the grass is greener?
Inside, outside, which side, you don’t know
My side, your side, their side, we don’t know

You’re like a great big f_cking gun,
Just waiting to get squeezed!

Breathe, forfeit erection!
Toxical injection
Geriatric f_uck-fest
We still believe in lies

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Good question.

Probably something by Jay-Z or D12 I suppose. I'll play music to go with whatever attitude or style I want to play -- so for SNGs and MTTs it's usually some time of rap, specifically Jay-Z or D12. For ring play, I need to be more patient so I'll go with something a little more mellow like Postal Service.

- UW

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Beatles - The Long and Winding Road

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Afternoon Delight.

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Suspicious Minds.

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Probably "F*** You" or whatever that song is called by Ludacris

In second, "Who Shot Ya?" by Notorious B.I.G.

Rap is not my favorite type of music, but I tend to listen to it while playing.

-Michael

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Nie wieder Krieg, nie mehr Las Vegas by Die Ärzte

Dont think anybody knows this [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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Alice Cooper -- Welcome to my Nightmare

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Crazy Game of Poker - by OAR

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"It's Raining Men"

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"The Gambler" - Kenny Rogers

Can't believe I'm the first to put this...

"You gotta know when to hold em, know when to fold em! Know when to walk away, and know when to run... you never count your money, when you're sittin at the table - There'll be time enough for countin, when the dealins done".

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cop out

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Angel of Death by Slayer

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I would have to either go with "Eye of the Tiger" or "ambitionz of a rider"(2Pac)

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It's definetely got to be Bow Down by Westside Connection. Way too many poker references, and the song just gets me pumped up. Don't exactly know how good getting super pumped to play poker is though. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

ICE CUBE)
Tha world is mine nigga get back
Dont [censored] with my stack the gage is racked
About to drop the bomb Iam tha motherfuckin don
Big fish in a small pond
Now tha feds wanna throw the book at the crook
but I shook they worm and they hook
Guppies hold they breath they wanna miss me
when Iam tipsey
Runnin everything WEST of the Mississippi
Its the unseen pullin strings wit my pinky ring
We got your woman so pucker up
FO we [censored] her up
Bow down before I make a phone call
Got 25 niggaz runnin up on ya'll
Fo the cheese we want them keys
Everybody freeze on ya knees butt naked please
Before any of you guppies get heart
Nigga rewind my part and....(Bow Down)
(MACK 10)
I take ten steps and I draw
Now who's dissin the mad ass Inglewood
addition
I bust like a pimple my mind is illmental
The Westside connects with me and south central
And a drag from tha zig zag cant [censored] with the
Philly's
Holdin down tha wild west like a kid they
call Billy
Once again it's Mack 10 the gold crown holda
Strong as a Coca-Cola with a crome pistola
Now who wanna fuss so I can buss when I cuss
My look bring you fear with gear deom the Surplus
Since a teen I chased tha green the crack scene
king-
Lolos Cornishes and Bagguetts on my peices
So reconize these real G's take the cheese
The WESTSIDE CONNECTION keep it rollin like gold
D's
Three Wheelin and Dealin is like tha California
style
But in tha mean while in my town you got to
BOW

--Hook--
Bow Down when you come to my town
Bow down when we west-ward bound cuz
we aint no haters like you
Bow Down to some nigga's that's greater than
you
--End Hook--

(W.C.)
Well it's that chuck wearin still sportin a
beanie the shadiest
nigga in the click who want to see me as I slide
my locs on let
my khakis hang WESTSIDE CONNECT gang bing bing
bang run away run
away or get yo punk ass sprayed by this H double
O to D to the
S.T.A [censored] hidin it iam gang related simple and
plain which
means I culd give a [censored] about you nigga's in
the rap game
Flashy nigga's get stuck up beat the [censored] up when
you come around
keep your chain tucked from this zero zero's
affiliated [censored] a
studio lyricist I'm real with this talk the talk
walk the walk
Dis me on WAX and Iam tryin to saw your whole fuckin
head off
nigga
I'm platium bond so bitch shut up punk all yahh
Could kiss my converse like sh'o nuff....
--Hook--

(ICE CUBE)--Spoken

(Yea lemme tell you sumthin)
(gangsta's make the world go round)
(you aint gotta clown)
(But if you livin on tha WEST SIDE of yo town)
(Make them other fool's BOW DOWN)

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"Third Eye" by TOOL, of course.

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Speaking of Luda... how about "Move, Bit_ch! Get out the way!" [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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How about 'Take Me To The River' by Talking Heads?

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"he stopped loving her today" by george jones.

I did discover that the worst music to listen to while on tilt is any music you are listening to at the table.


peace

john nickle

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Slow building into the song. Gotta blast it though.

Or if I go old school, Beastie Boys
"No Sleep til Brooklyn" [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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gimme da loot by biggie

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Eye Of The Tiger

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Under the bridge seems to fit in with poker at times.

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Sk8er Boi

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Ramblin' Gamblin' Wille by Bob Dylan.

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Skater boy? Haha..what ever man.

Jock Jams baby...all the way.

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Eye of the tiger...oh hell no! But I agree with Dimension...Luda has to be in there somewhere.

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F*** You...all though a good song...uhh no. Kenny Roger's songs are too old.

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I was gonna say 'That Was A Crazy Game Of Poker' by OAR, but some jerk took it, so here are my second choices:

Right before I fold to a reraise:
Yellow - Coldplay

While the maniac who just sucked out on me gets up to leave:
Where Are You Going? - DMB

While I laugh my ass off watching The Mouth cry on network television:
Jumper - Third Eye Blind

After making a WPT final table:
If I Had $1,000,000 - Barenaked Ladies

While staring at FossilMan's glasses:
X-Files Theme - The Dust Brothers

Brett

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I was gonna say 'That Was A Crazy Game Of Poker' by OAR, but some jerk took it, so here are my second choices:



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The song is, literally, about poker. What can beat that?

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Angel of Death by Slayer

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Good answer.

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definitely "walk" by pantera. i love when he yells " better walk on home boy". also, most poeple don't listen to pantera, so all the other little bitches will get headaches.

any classic metallica will work too. i would wear red contact lenses as well, to complete the homicidal maniac image. i will also have fake blood capsules in my mouth. i will wait til somebody yells at me for sucking out on them. then i will let the blood flow. muhahahaaaa.

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"Crazy Game of Poker - by OAR"

ha. oar sucks balls. my friend went to high school with them. the only reason that song is cool at all is that it made drunk girls go crazy in college for some reason.

best poker song EVER!!
 

Convoy by CW McCall:

(Yeah, breaker one-nine, this here’s the Rubber Duck, you got a copy on me bigpen? C’mon.)
(Ah yeah, ten-four bigpen, for sure, for sure. By golly it’s clean clear to Flagtown. C’mon.)
(Yeah, that’s a big ten-four there bigpen. Yeah, we definitely got the front door good buddy. Mercy sakes live, looks like we got us a convoy)

It was the dark of the moon on the sixth of June
In a Kenworth pullin logs
Caben over Pete with a reefer on
And a Jimmy haulin hogs
We’s headed for bear on eye-one-oh
About a mile outta Shakeytown
I says “bigpen, this here’s the Rubber Duck
And I’m about to put the hammer down”

Coz we got a little ol’ convoy rockin’ thru the night
Yeah we got a little ol’ convoy ain't she a beautiful sight
Come on and join our convoy ain't nothin’ gonna get in our way
We gonna roll this truckin’ convoy ‘cross the USA
Convoy__

(Ah, breaker, bigpen this here’s the Duck an’ you wanna back off on them hogs?)
(Ah, ten-four, about five mile or so)
(Ten roger, them smokey is gettin' IN-tense up here)

By the time we got into Tulsa town we had 85 trucks in all
But they’s a roadblock up on the cloverleaf
And them bears ‘s wall to wall
Yeah them smokeys ‘s thick as bugs on a bumper
They even had a bear in the air
I says “Callin’ all trucks, this here’s the Duck
We about to go a-huntin’ bear”

Coz we got a great big convoy rockin’ thru the night
Yeah we got a great big convoy aint she a beautiful sight
Come on and join our convoy aint nothin’ gonna get in our way
We gonna roll this truckin’ convoy ‘cross the USA
Convoy__

(Ah, you want to give me a ten-nine on that bigpen?)
(Ah, negatory bigpen, you’re still too close. Yeah them smokey's is startin’ to close up my sinuses. Mercy’s sakes you better back off another ten)

Well we rolled up Interstate Forty-Four
Like a rocket sled on rails
We tore up all of our swindle sheets
And left ‘em sittin’ on the scales
By the time we hit that Shy town
Them bears was a-gettin' smart
They bought up some reinforcements
From the Illinois National Guard

There’s armoured cars and tanks and jeeps
An’ rigs of ev’ry size
Yeah them chicken coops was full of bears
And choppers filled the skies
Well we shot the line
We went for broke
With a thousand screaming trucks
And eleven longhaired friends of Jesus
In a chartreuse microbus

(Ah, Rubber Duck, this ‘s Sodbuster. C’mon here?)
(Yeah, ten-four Sodbuster. Listen, ya wanna put that microbus in behind that suicide jockey?)
(Yeah he’s haulin’ dynamite and he needs all the help he can get)

Well we laid a strip for the Jersey shore
Prepared to cross the line
I could see the bridge was lined with bears
But I didn’t have a doggone dime
I says “bigpen this here’s the Rubber Duck
We just aint gonna pay no toll”
So we crashed the gate doin’ ninety-eight
I says “Let them truckers roll, ten-four”

Coz we got a mighty convoy rockin’ thru the night
Yeah we got a mighty convoy aint she a beautiful sight
Come on and join our convoy aint nothin’ gonna get in our way
We gonna roll this truckin’ convoy ‘cross the USA
Convoy__

(Ah, ten-four Pigpen. What’s your twenty? OMAHA? Well they oughta know what to do with them hogs out there, for sure. Well mercy sakes good buddy, we gonna back on outta here, so keep your thumbs off your glass and the bears off your ......tail. We’ll catch you on the flip-flop. This here’s the Rubber Duck on the side. We gone. ‘bye ‘bye.)

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"Brother, can you spare a dime?" [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

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"Lateralus" - TOOL

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"Loser" by Beck or "Patience" by Guns N' Roses

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buffalo soldier by bob marley


or the karate kid theme...

"you're the best around!"

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no ones ever gonna bring you down


peace

john nickle

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"the only reason that song is cool at all is that it made drunk girls go crazy in college for some reason."


that one thing alone makes a lot of shitty songs cool


im gonna have to say that song that plays when the chicago bulls enter the arena


or any dmb song