royal flush sucks
 

50000/100000 no limit hold em HU, i have AK of spades and raise in the BB he calls (he has about 40 million, i have him covered) flop QJT all spades, i bet 5 million, he pushes, i call (so pot is about 80 million here plus several of his children), he shows TT, turn T river Joker (what) and my rf gets beaten again by penta-tens.

then i ate some combos

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I don't want to encourage these joke posts, but I found this one fairly amusing

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if i had adjusted pot odds to factor in the 53rd card it was an easy check/fold on the flop

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I don't want to encourage these joke posts, but I found this one fairly amusing

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meh, below average effort IMO.

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Gotta tweak your pattern mapper if there are jokers in the deck.

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on the bright side he got to keep his children....

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I don't want to encourage these joke posts, but I found this one fairly amusing

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I agree. Combos are delicious.

-ChipsAhoya

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Joeybitch: "Oh Really!"

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well you can't expect me to get into pure comedy mode after losing the best hand in the game to a better hand

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Sucking out on fat humps like you

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Thanks for posting that...I've haven't laughed that hard in years.

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Not funny and not original. These posts are horrible.

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i was not amused until you used the term "penta-tens"

though i think the term would be 'quints'

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i suppose you can really use either

they both refer to 5 of something

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i suppose you can really use either

they both refer to 5 of something

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tri as in trips is both latin and greek.
quad as in quads is latin.
penta is greek.
quint is latin.

i think quint is the best given quads.

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That Joey dude is funny...a little loose in te butt, but funny just the same.

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w/e greek 4 life

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i [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] you

tho i have seen this done better before, it was written in an actual HH, and went something like this:

AsKs v TcTd

Flop= TsJsQs
Turn= Th
River= To

yeah whatever