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I\'ve Outdone Sklansky (Dogs AND Necrophilia)
You are given a choice:
You either have sex with a corpse for one hour, or 3 dogs suffer terrible pain for one hour (but otherwise survive) Which do you REALLY choose, and why? NOTE: I AM GOING SOMEWHERE WITH THIS |
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What does the corpse look like? How did it die? Is it still warm? Will anyone know?
Crucial details. |
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Does it have to be either/or?
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What if you can't last the full 60 minutes?
... On second thought, I don't think I want to read the clarification. |
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I would let the dogs suffer, and it's not even close.
If it was 20 dogs, I would still let them suffer. |
Re: I\'ve Outdone Sklansky (Dogs AND Necrophilia)
Yes. Your question is indeed better than any of mine.
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Is it an attractive lady-corpse ?
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What does the corpse look like? How did it die? Is it still warm? Will anyone know? [/ QUOTE ] It is an unattractive middle aged woman, slightly pudgy, one day dead and at room temperature. She died from a heart attack, there is no disease risk. No one will know unless you tell them. If you can't do one hour, viagra will be available. [ QUOTE ] Does it have to be either/or? [/ QUOTE ] For the purposes of the exercise, it is one or the other. |
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The dog's would suffer for sure. Now that I think about it, screwing a corpse would likely be a scarring experience.
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If the corpse is a Jewish woman and I can use a condom, count me in. I love animals unconditionally. People, that's a different story...
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It also depends on the method of dog torture...
there is a huge psychological diffence between strapping animals down and doing "things" to them and , say, hitting a switch and truning on a microchip in their brains that makes them convulse. If it is only pain, and not torture, I would choose that. Though I would feel selfish about it, cuz I'm a big softie. |
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It also depends on the method of dog torture... [/ QUOTE ] If the torture invovled sodomy I might have to rethink. |
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one day dead and at room temperature [/ QUOTE ] This is very important: Has the body been kept on ice and only now brought to room temperature, or has the body been kept in a room temperature environment for 24 hours? |
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