Peeing in a bottle?
 

I'm on a hell of an upswing, but I HAVE TO PEEE. Is it illegal to pee in a bottle? Any downsides with this? [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

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Any downsides with this?


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Only if you drink with the wrong hand or are expecting company.

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I honestly don't know how you can multitable and not do it. I'm not proud of it but I regularly keep a cup nearby.

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It's illegal on sundays.

Remember, bottle neck width is key.

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bottle yes, cup no.

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Man, a cup is [censored] sleezy [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] . Some manners please.

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I recomend a gartorade bottle, nice large oppening, and can seal it back up nice and tight. I use this when I am camping and do not want to get out of my tent to pee, when its freezing cold out. Then I just set the bottle outside my tent. Works well.

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I honestly don't know how you can multitable and not do it. I'm not proud of it but I regularly keep a cup nearby.

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Some of you guys need to consider a career that doesn't involve pissing in cups.

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I honestly don't know how you can multitable and not do it. I'm not proud of it but I regularly keep a cup nearby.

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Some of you guys need to consider a career that doesn't involve pissing in cups.

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Cmon, you're telling me you've never [censored] in a trash can during an upswing?

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Cmon, you're telling me you've never [censored] in a trash can during an upswing?

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I just [censored] my pants instead of taking time away from the tables.

Seriously though, just run to the bathroom real fast.

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I honestly don't know how you can multitable and not do it. I'm not proud of it but I regularly keep a cup nearby.

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How about a five minute break? I promise, the games will still be there when you're back.

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It's disgusting?

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Maybe the key is "peeing when you don't need to". I haven't tried it yet, so maybe it's unrealstic.

Whenever it's preflop/flop and your hand is either folded or going to the muck, you run to the bathroom. By going when you don't feel the need to go, your pisses should be considerably shorter.

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Why not just catheterize yourself, or have a cystotomy tube placed? It would be a lot more sanitary.

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I'm sure Extreme Holly might be able to help you out.

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Seriously though, just run to the bathroom real fast.

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Agreed.

If I'm multitabling and need to pee, I go to the bathroom.

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Isn't that a song title?

"If I, could just peeeeeeeee, inna bot-tul...."

Can't remember who did it. The song.

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This is the obvious solution:

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I honestly don't know how you can multitable and not do it. I'm not proud of it but I regularly keep a cup nearby.

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Some of you guys need to consider a career that doesn't involve pissing in cups.

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Yeah learn how to pi$$ in a gatorade bottle.

Shees some people

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go for it

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Wear depends

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I recomend a gartorade bottle, nice large oppening, and can seal it back up nice and tight. I use this when I am camping and do not want to get out of my tent to pee, when its freezing cold out. Then I just set the bottle outside my tent. Works well.

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What are you crazy? Snuggle up with that warm, cozy pee bottle in your sleeping bag.

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Tip from the experienced:

Don't try clicking buttons while trying to piss in a small water bottle hole.

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Gotta do it sometimes.

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Another tip from experience:

Unless you are particuarly skilled, an empty wine bottle is not a good choice for a pee cup.

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Another tip.

Don't toss you piss bottle out the car/truck window. Nothing more disgusting than seeing all those gatorade bottles full of nasty yellow piss on the side of the road.