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DangerGoodson 11-03-2005 09:48 PM

Help Needed, girlfriend\'s roomate saw me naked.
 
So I just get done with my post-workout/pre-bar shower and return to my room. As I’m changing I throw on some Guns and Roses and start rocking out. (they rock so hard) Unfortunately I forgot my window that leads to the courtyard was wide open (it’s abnormally hot today in Madison), and sure enough my girlfriend’s roommate (we live in the same complex) sees the whole show.

What’s my play the next time I see her?

Sponger15SB 11-03-2005 09:49 PM

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What’s my play the next time I see her?

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Share a good laugh

11-03-2005 09:49 PM

Re: Help Needed, girlfriend\'s roomate saw me naked.
 
ask her if she thinks you need to work on your moves.

just make a joke out of it, dont avoid the issue.

tonypaladino 11-03-2005 09:50 PM

Re: Help Needed, girlfriend\'s roomate saw me naked.
 
gd, ch?

11-03-2005 09:50 PM

Re: Help Needed, girlfriend\'s roomate saw me naked.
 
Let her know..

There was shrinkage!!!

2+2 wannabe 11-03-2005 09:51 PM

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What’s my play the next time I see her?

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Share a good laugh

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Peter666 11-03-2005 09:51 PM

Re: Help Needed, girlfriend\'s roomate saw me naked.
 
You damn well know you want to hear "invite her for a threesome."

durron597 11-03-2005 09:51 PM

Re: Help Needed, girlfriend\'s roomate saw me naked.
 
Are you actively trying to post a situation that gets a "Get drunk, then call her" or a "SIIHP" reply???

bwana devil 11-03-2005 09:55 PM

Re: Help Needed, girlfriend\'s roomate saw me naked.
 
why didnt you list your options?

a. chuckle about it
b. -
c. -

you started a thread for this??? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

DangerGoodson 11-03-2005 09:59 PM

Re: Help Needed, girlfriend\'s roomate saw me naked.
 
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Are you actively trying to post a situation that gets a "Get drunk, then call her" or a "SIIHP" reply???

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Yup, that was obviously my intention.

TheBlueMonster 11-03-2005 10:17 PM

Re: Help Needed, girlfriend\'s roomate saw me naked.
 
SIIHP, duh.

MEbenhoe 11-03-2005 10:18 PM

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What’s my play the next time I see her?

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has your gf seen you naked?

jakethebake 11-03-2005 10:25 PM

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What’s my play the next time I see her?

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Share a good laugh

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She's already had her laugh.

11-03-2005 10:30 PM

Re: Help Needed, girlfriend\'s roomate saw me naked.
 
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SIIHP, duh.

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Twice.

InchoateHand 11-03-2005 10:31 PM

Re: Help Needed, girlfriend\'s roomate saw me naked.
 
Wait, a girl saw you nekkid? Thats like totally embarassing. Girls have cooties.

DrSavage 11-03-2005 10:44 PM

Re: Help Needed, girlfriend\'s roomate saw me naked.
 
You have to kill her.

tom441lbk 11-03-2005 11:21 PM

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What’s my play the next time I see her?

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Share a good laugh

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She's already had her laugh.

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BAM, thats what i was looking for

11-03-2005 11:23 PM

Re: Help Needed, girlfriend\'s roomate saw me naked.
 
As Ron White would say,"Hey, you wanna see me nekkid?"

11-03-2005 11:28 PM

Re: Help Needed, girlfriend\'s roomate saw me naked.
 
Tell her "Welcome to the Jungle!"

eviljeff 11-03-2005 11:43 PM

Re: Help Needed, girlfriend\'s roomate saw me naked.
 
WWJD?

Jim Kuhn 11-03-2005 11:51 PM

Re: Help Needed, girlfriend\'s roomate saw me naked.
 
Apologize and act totally embarrassed. Chicks don't see those actions often. She will expect most guys to act real cocky and say something like 'did you like what you saw - would you like a closer look?' I think a deviation from the norm would be effective here.

Thank you,

Jim Kuhn
Catfish4u
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kyro 11-03-2005 11:58 PM

Re: Help Needed, girlfriend\'s roomate saw me naked.
 
Wow, you're a little pussy aren't you? A good friend of mine's girlfriend walked in on me. She said "oops, sorry" then flashed me her tits.

kyro 11-04-2005 12:06 AM

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Be a little girl as to give the impression you don't have testicles.

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I'm pretty sure that's what you meant to say.

jaydub 11-04-2005 12:14 AM

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ask her if she thinks you need to work on your moves.

just make a joke out of it, dont avoid the issue.

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word, chicky is probably worried about it becoming an issue, let her off the hook by making it a joke.

this assumes you don't want to [censored] her... that advice differs slightly

FouTight 11-04-2005 12:24 AM

Re: Help Needed, girlfriend\'s roomate saw me naked.
 
This is important...

did she "See you" or was she "Watching"?

tdarko 11-04-2005 12:34 AM

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. As I’m changing I throw on some Guns and Roses and start rocking out. (they rock so hard)

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literally rocking out with your cock out.

unreal_nh 11-04-2005 01:07 AM

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You have to kill her.

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Onaflag 11-04-2005 01:47 AM

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You have to kill her.

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I do not suggest this. The legal hassle afterwards is a pain. Instead, act as if nothing happened for a few days. When the time is right, ask her if she wouldn't mind returning the favor by letting you watch her, jokingly of course.

When she laughs (which she will) tell her you're not kidding (which you aren't) and then say you're just kidding. This short exchange should emit a tell. Based on that tell, act accordingly.

A SIIHP opportunity may be right around the corner. Then again, your GF might be right around the corner listening. That'd suck because now you'd have to kill them both to prevent the blog from being written. Too bad Johnny Cochran is dead. You might need him.

Sucks to be you.

Onaflag............

11-04-2005 01:55 AM

Re: Help Needed, girlfriend\'s roomate saw me naked.
 
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So I just get done with my post-workout/pre-bar shower and return to my room. As I’m changing I throw on some Guns and Roses and start rocking out. (they rock so hard) Unfortunately I forgot my window that leads to the courtyard was wide open (it’s abnormally hot today in Madison), and sure enough my girlfriend’s roommate (we live in the same complex) sees the whole show.

What’s my play the next time I see her?

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I'm afraid I don't have enough info to answer your question? Do you see why? I'm gonna need penis sizes. Both when fully erect and at the time of exposure. I'm going to need a 1-10 scale of hotness of your gf, her roommate, and yourself (be honest). That is all.

Also, what is your read on gf's friend? Is she into you? What was her reaction to the nekkid situation?

MyTurn2Raise 11-04-2005 02:00 AM

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make her eggs with lobster as a secret ingredient

Blarg 11-04-2005 02:05 AM

Re: Help Needed, girlfriend\'s roomate saw me naked.
 
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Wow, you're a little pussy aren't you? A good friend of mine's girlfriend walked in on me. She said "oops, sorry" then flashed me her tits.

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LOL nice trade.

DangerGoodson 11-04-2005 03:49 AM

Re: Help Needed, girlfriend\'s roomate saw me naked.
 
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Wow, you're a little pussy aren't you? A good friend of mine's girlfriend walked in on me. She said "oops, sorry" then flashed me her tits.

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I'm going to have sloppy seconds to your mom after bucky does her this weekend.

KDawgCometh 11-04-2005 04:22 AM

Re: Help Needed, girlfriend\'s roomate saw me naked.
 
a threesome is the only logical conclusion right

11-04-2005 04:25 AM

Re: Help Needed, girlfriend\'s roomate saw me naked.
 
First of all, does she know about shrinkage? Its normally much larger, isnt it?


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