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PokerBob 12-15-2005 05:26 PM

you are dumb
 
Party Poker 3/6 Hold'em (6 max, 5 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, Button calls, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, BB calls, Button calls.

Flop: (6 SB) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, BB calls, Button folds.

Turn: (4 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, BB calls.

River: (10 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 14 BB

Hero has Ah Ac (full house, aces full of kings).
BB has Ks 7d (four of a kind, kings).
Outcome: BB wins 14 BB.

beeyjay 12-15-2005 05:31 PM

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gross. this just reminded me of the time I had AA and only sb was in with me.

Flop: 10 10 10
Check Check

Turn: K
Mad Action

River: Who knows
More mad action

Dude obviously has J 10.
bitch.

spydog 12-15-2005 05:32 PM

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I would have 3-bet the river.

Chris Daddy Cool 12-15-2005 06:14 PM

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I would have 3-bet the river.

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seriously? cuz that would be pretty awful.

TheBlueMonster 12-15-2005 06:14 PM

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fold preflop

PokerBob 12-15-2005 06:18 PM

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I would have 3-bet the river.

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seriously? cuz that would be pretty awful.

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agreed. i think betting the river may have been awful.

12-15-2005 06:30 PM

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it was his freakin blind, OK???

ZenMusician 12-15-2005 06:30 PM

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teh gay

-ZEN

Victor 12-15-2005 06:37 PM

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hi pokerbob,

clearly you did not see my post on how to play aces. please refer.

12-15-2005 08:52 PM

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no. Not betting the river is awful. 3-betting the river is also awful.

PokerBob 12-15-2005 08:57 PM

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hi pokerbob,

clearly you did not see my post on how to play aces. please refer.

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link please.

12-15-2005 08:58 PM

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Those kind of hands make you twice as pissed when the next hand is won by some dude with a pair of 5's. By the way, pokerbob has the funniest friggin video on his profile. Major humor!!

B Dids 12-15-2005 08:59 PM

Re: you are dumb
 
OK.

Important info for 18 posts here.

CDC &gt; You as long as blackjack isn't involved.

goofball 12-15-2005 09:20 PM

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am i the only one wondering why you didn't fourbet the turn?

scott8 12-15-2005 09:22 PM

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am i the only one wondering why you didn't fourbet the turn?

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Yes you are.

Do you see why?

Victor 12-15-2005 09:37 PM

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hi pokerbob,

clearly you did not see my post on how to play aces. please refer.

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link please.

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web page

goofball 12-15-2005 09:41 PM

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doh

POKhER 12-15-2005 09:54 PM

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Cap the river, you realise the odds of him having KKKK are like 293034:1 ? grow some balls.

<font color="white"> Oh man you suck at understanding sarcasum</font>

Hojglad 12-15-2005 11:51 PM

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Cap the river, you realise the odds of him having KKKK are like 293034:1 ? grow some balls.

<font color="white"> Oh man you suck at understanding sarcasum</font>

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What the hell are you talking about? KKKK is very likely here given the way he played the turn. If you are capping this river 100% of the time, you suck at hand reading.

<font color="white">And you also suck at spelling sarcasm.</font>

12-16-2005 12:05 AM

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OK.

Important info for 18 posts here.

CDC &gt; You as long as blackjack isn't involved.

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Wow you stupid [censored] monkey. Why don't you read the posts and realize I AGREED with him. That fat is clogging your brain. Btw, you have no say in anything, you have been humping 3/6 for like a year.

Hojglad 12-16-2005 12:09 AM

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OK.

Important info for 18 posts here.

CDC &gt; You as long as blackjack isn't involved.

[/ QUOTE ]

Wow you stupid [censored] monkey. Why don't you read the posts and realize I AGREED with him. That fat is clogging your brain. Btw, you have no say in anything, you have been humping 3/6 for like a year.

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Holy [censored].

Entity 12-16-2005 12:18 AM

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OK.

Important info for 18 posts here.

CDC &gt; You as long as blackjack isn't involved.

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Wow you stupid [censored] monkey. Why don't you read the posts and realize I AGREED with him. That fat is clogging your brain. Btw, you have no say in anything, you have been humping 3/6 for like a year.

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Step off my boy.

12-16-2005 12:19 AM

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well come on, clearly I wasn't disagreeing. also im running bad.

TStoneMBD 12-16-2005 12:22 AM

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isnt cdc up like a million shcadoodles in blackjack or something? twoplustwo is in dire need of a cdc variance blackjack thread.

Hojglad 12-16-2005 12:28 AM

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well come on, clearly I wasn't disagreeing. also im running bad.

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I agree it was lame of him to use your post count to insult you... but was what you said really a necessary response? I mean, "please re-read what I posted and get back to me kthnx" would have sufficed.

Running bad or not, that's no reason to be a complete [censored].

12-16-2005 12:29 AM

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alright. I can't argue with ya there. i apologize.


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