So I get someone to transfer me 1k on party
 

And it's time to make a big run. So I start multitabling the 5/10. Two hours later I'm feeling hot, so I move up to 10/20. An hour later I'm killing it, well, it's a time to take a shot at 20/40. Then . . .

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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Anyone want to stake me?

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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Anyone want to stake me?

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wow that was smart, playin 20/40 with 1k. Also why
would someone stake u after u show them this stat? lol

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wow that was smart, playin 20/40 with 1k.

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He obviously had 2.5k [censored].

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Also why
would someone stake u after u show them this stat? lol

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Maybe because he's not you?

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wow that was smart, playin 20/40 with 1k.

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He obviously had 2.5k [censored].

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Also why
would someone stake u after u show them this stat? lol

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Maybe because he's not you?

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uh he lost 1k and kept going instead of going down dumass

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He obviously had 2.5k [censored].

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Damn, I was just about to post that.



When you play tight, you need a 300 BB bankroll because it's really easy to put you on a range of hands and so you pay off every time but nobody gives you action unless you are beat. When you play loose and cap preflop every time, nobody can put you on a hand so you win the max and get out if you are beat. 60 BB is a more than adequate bankroll. I guess I just fell into that .1% this time.

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wow that was smart, playin 20/40 with 1k.

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He obviously had 2.5k [censored].

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Also why
would someone stake u after u show them this stat? lol

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Maybe because he's not you?

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uh he lost 1k and kept going instead of going down dumass

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i am rubber and you are glue

dumass

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60 BB is a more than adequate bankroll. I guess I just fell into that .

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Best line ever!!!

To summarize the OP's post.

I played at three levels, all of which I was underrolled for and busted. I post this like it's some big shock, even though everyone knew the ending to this story the second they read the title and first line.

Yours stupidly,
Dumpface

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He obviously had 2.5k [censored].

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Damn, I was just about to post that.



When you play tight, you need a 300 BB bankroll because it's really easy to put you on a range of hands and so you pay off every time but nobody gives you action unless you are beat. When you play loose and cap preflop every time, nobody can put you on a hand so you win the max and get out if you are beat. 60 BB is a more than adequate bankroll. I guess I just fell into that .1% this time.

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what i meant when i said 1k was after u had already
lost 1k and kept going.

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60 BB is a more than adequate bankroll. I guess I just fell into that .

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Best line ever!!!

To summarize the OP's post.

I played at three levels, all of which I was underrolled for and busted. I post this like it's some big shock, even though everyone knew the ending to this story the second they read the title and first line.

Yours stupidly,
Dumpface

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oh yeah dont forgot einberg is stupid, oh wait [censored]
I forgot hes rubber no im stupdi!!!!

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The girl in your avatar is pretty hot for someone born in 1948.

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60 BB is a more than adequate bankroll. I guess I just fell into that .

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Best line ever!!!

To summarize the OP's post.

I played at three levels, all of which I was underrolled for and busted. I post this like it's some big shock, even though everyone knew the ending to this story the second they read the title and first line.

Yours stupidly,
Dumpface

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oh yeah dont forgot einberg is stupid, oh wait [censored]
I forgot hes rubber no im stupdi!!!!

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einberg is an awesome name

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Anyone want to stake me?

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I will buy 50% of your action on the UB $.01/$.02 PLO8 tables.

Take it or leave it.

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To summarize the OP's post.

I played at three levels, all of which I was underrolled for and busted. I post this like it's some big shock, even though everyone knew the ending to this story the second they read the title and first line.

Yours stupidly,
Dumpface

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It's just like in that poker movie with Matt Damon, when he's talking to that foreign guy that owns the delivery business. The arab is like "I'm a grinder and you're a rounder" and then Matt Damon kills him and steals his truck and then rolls up a stake and all of a sudden he's bluffing Johhny Chan in the big game. So yeah. Keep grinding it out. I can't wait to steal your truck.

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The arab is like "I'm a grinder and you're a rounder" and then Matt Damon kills him

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That was my favorite part.

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I will buy 50% of your action on the UB $.01/$.02 PLO8 tables.

Take it or leave it.

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Sounds good. I'm playing now.

Edit: [censored]. Lost $12,500. I accept paypal.

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I will buy 50% of your action on the UB $.01/$.02 PLO8 tables.

Take it or leave it.

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Sounds good. I'm playing now.

Edit: [censored]. Lost $12,500. I accept paypal.

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And it's time to make a big run. So I start multitabling the 5/10. Two hours later I'm feeling hot, so I move up to 10/20. An hour later I'm killing it, well, it's a time to take a shot at 20/40. Then . . .

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I think the problem here is that you only played 166 unique hands. It's pretty easy to narrow down your holding if you're going to be this selective.

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how does it feel to be broke [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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This is a great thread, too bad the right audience isn't here to see it. By the way, isn't your vpip in 5/10 a little high?

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lol I think toni plays 100/200

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It's just like in that poker movie with Matt Damon, when he's talking to that foreign guy that owns the delivery business. The arab is like "I'm a grinder and you're a rounder" and then Matt Damon kills him and steals his truck and then rolls up a stake and all of a sudden he's bluffing Johhny Chan in the big game. So yeah. Keep grinding it out. I can't wait to steal your truck.


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OK thanks for proving this is a troll thread by attempting to compare Rounders to poker reality and even completely messing up what happens in Rounders to top it off.

Next please,
Matt

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It's just like in that poker movie with Matt Damon, when he's talking to that foreign guy that owns the delivery business. The arab is like "I'm a grinder and you're a rounder" and then Matt Damon kills him and steals his truck and then rolls up a stake and all of a sudden he's bluffing Johhny Chan in the big game. So yeah. Keep grinding it out. I can't wait to steal your truck.


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OK thanks for proving this is a troll thread by attempting to compare Rounders to poker reality and even completely messing up what happens in Rounders to top it off.

Next please,
Matt

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lmao. damn i sure do feel sorry for you.

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OK thanks for proving this is a troll thread by attempting to compare Rounders to poker reality and even completely messing up what happens in Rounders to top it off.


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Troll thread? BBV? I don't follow.

Sorry for the Rounders reference. I can tell you are all business. Here's some "poker reality"

You are not a worthwhile contributor to this forum, and most likely society in general. Your birth was a bad beat. Also, I can tell you are a bad poker player because you don't even remember exactly what happens in Rounders. Good luck crushing the $5+1 SNG's.

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Also, I can tell you are a bad poker player because you don't even remember exactly what happens in Rounders.

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Post of the century, maybe????

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Your birth was a bad beat.

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lol

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Your birth was a bad beat.


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There's no one I love more than tools who use poker terminology in everyday life. This is a guy who says he's "pot committed" or "all-in" when he's got something he needs to get done regarding school, work etc. I tell you those guys are the coolest.

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The people who don't understand this forum are the reason it is the best one and most hilarious. The only problem is that sometimes I don't catch the double-sarcasm and unfairly label people as dumb in my mind [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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unfairly labeling people as dumb is one hell of a bad beat. But if they are posting stupid things hoping that you are smart enough to know that they arent really stupid but are just mocking the other stupid people (who occasionally are not really stupid either but were, themselves, only mocking stupid people and were mistakenly thought to be stupid people, themselves, by the other non-stupid people who were merely mocking stupid people but were mistakenly thought to be stupid) then it may just be a cold deck and not a bad beat.

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There's no one I love more than tools who use poker terminology in everyday life. This is a guy who says he's "pot committed" or "all-in" when he's got something he needs to get done regarding school, work etc. I tell you those guys are the coolest.

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In my experience, all winning poker players find these references funny. Losing players, however, often feel anger and disgust as the poker terminology brings back painful memories of that time they donked off 2 weeks pay from McDonalds playing 3/6 against some guy named xxPOTSMOKAH69xx.

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then it may just be a cold deck and not a bad beat.

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Hello fellow winning poker player. Glad you could make it.

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Yeah, that's what the double-sarcasm is. When someone uses double- (or even triple-sarcasm, for a real internet superhero), I start to lose my grasp on the situation. Then when other people write long-winded and purposely confusing explanations, I just pretend to understand.

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Your birth was a bad beat.


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There's no one I love more than tools who use poker terminology in everyday life. This is a guy who says he's "pot committed" or "all-in" when he's got something he needs to get done regarding school, work etc. I tell you those guys are the coolest.

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Man, you fail. Just quit. You will never defeat Tongni in poker, and you surely will not defeat him in wit.

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LMFAO. Oh man this thread has me laughing bad.
So you was kind of doing a 25BB challenge? Without moving down :P?

Why not go play 2/4 ? and work it back up? Pray for a hot run.

Or was this super super super sarcastic post and your sitting with a huge BR.

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Or was this super super super sarcastic post and your sitting with a huge BR.

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Finally, I was wondering when sherlock was going to show up.

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That post didn't contain one drop of sarcasum. I can assure you.

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It is too bad that tool Estreet20 deleted his retarded post. I laughed at it so hard earlier today. I opened this thread again so I could laugh at his post again and share it with some of my friends since it is so absolutely retarded, but unfortunately it is gone [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img].

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Your birth was a bad beat.

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lol

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ROFL. tongni, great stuff.

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60 BB is plenty to play with. It's the rake that did you in.

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Someone transferred you 1k on party? Dam, and to think I've been trying to win it from them.

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Also, I can tell you are a bad poker player because you don't even remember exactly what happens in Rounders.

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Post of the century, maybe????

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I dunno, the gold keeps coming

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In my experience, all winning poker players find these references funny. Losing players, however, often feel anger and disgust as the poker terminology brings back painful memories of that time they donked off 2 weeks pay from McDonalds playing 3/6 against some guy named xxPOTSMOKAH69xx.

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