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Somebody offers to make you a porn star. Think about it: getting paid to bang incredibly hot women. I currently have a different so-called ideal profession, I make video games. Only problem is I'm currently in yet another crunch mode at work, which means insanely long hours with a bunch of guys and little to no time (or energy) to meet women. That plus my current drought makes doing porn for a living sound awfully good. I'm sure there are downsides that I'm too tired to consider. But if given the opportunity, would you do it? Remember, the girls are HOT!! All comments welcome (especially from Dr. Dominic!)

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i would rather not get paid to bang my incredibly hot girlfriend.

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Hi Steaming,

I'm waiting for Otis to weigh in with some detailed information on the potential benefits and pitfalls before making any hasty decisions on my own.

With bated breath,
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where's the "no, my penis is too small" option?

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its one of those jobs that sound glamorious but in reality is prolly nothing like that. kind of lime what being a game programer is "OMG, you get paid to make games?! thats so cool!!!111!11"

Also I bet the vast majority of males wouldnt even be able to get the job done. Theres a lot more to being a porn star than just banging hot chicks. Thats like saying it would be easy to play in the NBA cuz all you gotta do is put the ball in the hoop.

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where's the "no, my penis is too small" option?

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"No, I'd be too embarrassed with the whole crew watching"

I guess your real reason should really be for your inability to read a script!

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Hi Dominic,

I know you haven't responded yet, but I figured you'd be along shortly. I hope I wasn't being too presumptuous.

I heard an interview once with some random porn starlet, and she mentioned that many of the men are, on some level, addicted to Viagra. Is this true?

Still waiting for Otis,
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I don't see the harm in being a 'stunt cock' for some porn site like bangbros. They talk some dunce into blowing me, I get filmed from the waist down and cash a check. Good times for all!

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where's the "no, my penis is too small" option?

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Pretend there's no physical requirements, or you have an in, or you won a contest, or they're specifically looking for small/fat/monobrow types...

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ugh, I could never be on bangbros. Its impossible to jack off to that site because the cameraman is so effing annoying, no way I could "get the job done" with him actualyl being there.

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where's the "no, my penis is too small" option?

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"No, I'd be too embarrassed with a lot more people than just the whole crew watching"

I guess your real reason should really be for your inability to read a script!

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ugh, I could never be on bangbros. Its impossible to jack off to that site because the cameraman is so effing annoying, no way I could "get the job done" with him actualyl being there.

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Very true. However, if you were actually there, you could make the camera man the star of a snuff film, so there are bonuses.

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its one of those jobs that sound glamorious but in reality is prolly nothing like that. kind of lime what being a game programer is "OMG, you get paid to make games?! thats so cool!!!111!11"

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Don't forget, "My seven-year-old nephew would LOVE to have your job!"

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Also I bet the vast majority of males wouldnt even be able to get the job done. Theres a lot more to being a porn star than just banging hot chicks. Thats like saying it would be easy to play in the NBA cuz all you gotta do is put the ball in the hoop.

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Yeah, I didn't mean to imply that's easy to get into or an easy profession. But if you were magically given the opportunity and found out you were good at all aspects of it...

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i wouldn't perform on camera.

having sex for the camera is work - it ain't fun.

the director gets all the real trim after the shoot, anyway.

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Hi Dominic,

I know you haven't responded yet, but I figured you'd be along shortly. I hope I wasn't being too presumptuous.

I heard an interview once with some random porn starlet, and she mentioned that many of the men are, on some level, addicted to Viagra. Is this true?

Still waiting for Otis,
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addicted? I'm sure some are. But most male performers use it daily.

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where's the "no, my penis is too small" option?

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Everyone in OOT has an abnormally large penis.

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i wouldn't perform on camera.

having sex for the camera is work - it ain't fun.

the director gets all the real trim after the shoot, anyway.

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Wow, this alters my perception of things. [google searches "director schools"] So the director calls all the shots, probably makes a lot more, and still gets plenty of action (only for fun and not the job). Just curious, since I obviously know nothing about it -- why isn't sex for the camera fun?

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dude, if you've been checking me out, that is SO not cool...

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im not sure i could get hard in front of a camera and crew.

i also dont think all of the girls are that hot, a lot of them are too fake, wear too much makeup, and are really beat up. when i think of my dream girls to have sex pornstars don't factor in that high. not saying there arent some really hot ones, there are, its just not universal at all.

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My dream jobs, assuming I was at the top of the food chain.

1) Movie Critic
2) Travel Critic
3) Car Critic
4) Food Critic
5) Video Game Critic

See the trend here? Seriously, writing about stuff you love to do anyway, what could be better than that?

Swede

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Just curious, since I obviously know nothing about it -- why isn't sex for the camera fun?

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i don't want to sound rude but can you not think for yourself.

just think of the romantic sexual situations you have been and what made them special or intimate or romantic...now strip all that away, add lights, camera's, camera crews, directors. now for the actual act, you are going to have to have sex and then "cut" do it again bad angle, have sex "cut" do it again, and on and on. i don't think Dom really needs to explain this to you, i figured this was relatively easy to figure out.

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yeah, and then when the director gets a call from clarkmeister and all of a sudden you're starring in a strap-on scene...

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"No, it's immoral, think of The Children, I'm the one who voted for Bush, Jesus loves you."

If my weed post was moved to B&M for mentioning poker, this should be moved to politcs for this.

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If my weed post was moved to B&M for mentioning poker, this should be moved to politcs for this.

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bahahahhahahaa. poker poker poker poker...mayber this one will go to B&M now [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img].

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I'm taking airbrush lessons. When poker dies out, I can airbrush boobies [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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Just curious, since I obviously know nothing about it -- why isn't sex for the camera fun?

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There was a show about the porn industry on HBO awhile back, so i can only speak from what i learned from that.

The sex is rarely actual sex, it's broken up every few seconds for lighting and camera changes, retakes, make-up touch-ups etc. The entire time the male star has to keep it up and not get off. Then when the director decides he has enough footage the male star is expected to "pop" on cue. If the star doesn't pop in a timely fashion then the rest of the crew gets pissed because they're all waiting on him to do their jobs.

I'd much rather be a director/writer/producer of porn, all the benefits without spending time trying to keep your dick hard on a cold set or regularly waxing your [censored].

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hell yes id be in a porno

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I would do it, but two things would stop me. The first is that I am a horrible actor. I mean, if I had to play a delivery guy I would not be believable. So, when I was trying out they would be like, "Well, its not just your small penis and tattooed covered body that is stopping you from getting the job, but you can't act".

My other reason, if the above wasn't an issue, is that I can't do it over and over again. I never could. Even when I was 17. Once I nut, I am done for at least a couple of hours. And my understanding is that you have to do it quite a few times in a few hour period. But, I could be wrong (of course, then you go back to my original reason for not being able to).

craig

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Hi craig,

I'm a big fan of your list. It was nice meeting you.

Yours truly,
Bright

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I don't think I could do this for a job (for the myriad of reasons mentioned), but I would jump at the opportunity of banging some hot pornstar. Talk about fantasy come to life.

Edit: To clarify, yeah, I would do it on camera at least once.

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Hi craig,

I'm a big fan of your list. It was nice meeting you.

Yours truly,
Bright

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Thanks Bright. It isn't real easy building a fan base. It takes a lot of time and thought that could easily be better spent elsewhere.

craig

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Hopey,

I'm glad I'm not alone in this


Large and in charge,

lbk