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1800GAMBLER 05-03-2005 03:20 PM

Audi TT Roadster = girls car?
 

bunky9590 05-03-2005 03:40 PM

Re: Audi TT Roadster = girls car?
 
Oh boy, I can just hear Steven's Reaction now!

BusterStacks 05-03-2005 03:47 PM

Re: Audi TT Roadster = girls car?
 
Total chick car.

astroglide 05-03-2005 04:14 PM

Re: Audi TT Roadster = girls car?
 
i think it's fairly gender-neutral.

a cabrio, for example, is a girl's car. the tt is like a more male-influenced audi analog of a convertible beetle.

Patrick del Poker Grande 05-03-2005 04:15 PM

Re: Audi TT Roadster = girls car?
 
Neither. It's for metros.

Los Feliz Slim 05-03-2005 04:16 PM

Re: Audi TT Roadster = girls car?
 
I saw a guy driving a TT convertible last weekend, and he was also wearing an official Audi TT baseball cap. I bet he's got the keychain and the pen and the polo shirt too.

DemonDeac 05-03-2005 04:17 PM

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I saw a guy driving a TT convertible last weekend, and he was also wearing an official Audi TT baseball cap. I bet he's got the keychain and the pen and the polo shirt too.

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i hope you procedded to call him an f'in tool

DMBFan23 05-03-2005 04:17 PM

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I saw a guy driving a TT convertible last weekend, and he was also wearing an official Audi TT baseball cap. I bet he's got the keychain and the pen and the polo shirt too.

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I "saw" a guy...sure, you did...

Patrick del Poker Grande 05-03-2005 04:18 PM

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I saw a guy driving a TT convertible last weekend, and he was also wearing an official Audi TT baseball cap. I bet he's got the keychain and the pen and the polo shirt too.

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i hope you procedded to call him an f'in tool

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I'm pretty sure that's exactly what he just did.

Mansavage 05-03-2005 04:18 PM

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I had a good friend who was very proud of his TT until the day I overheard this conversation at a home game.

Stranger: Who drives that TT out front
Friend: That would be mine
Stranger: Nice car...
Friend: Thanks
Stranger: ...For a Lesbian

I think that pretty much sums it up.

SomethingClever 05-03-2005 04:20 PM

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Stranger: Who drives that TT out front
Friend: That would be mine
Stranger: Nice car...
Friend: Thanks
Stranger: ...For a Lesbian


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http://geocities.com/hankuppercut/fstallowned.jpg

Hack 05-03-2005 04:26 PM

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I really don't appreciate this thread. You see, I happen to drive an Audi TT, and I also own the baseball cap and keychain.

shadow29 05-03-2005 04:32 PM

Re: Audi TT Roadster = girls car?
 
I forget, is the roadster the convertible? Or are both the convertible and the hardtop roadsters?

IMO the convertible is a girl's car.
The hardtop is a man's car.

Hack 05-03-2005 04:33 PM

Re: Audi TT Roadster = girls car?
 
I drive the convertible. I'm a guy.

Patrick del Poker Grande 05-03-2005 04:34 PM

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I drive the convertible. I'm a guy.

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You're driving a woman's car.

Hack 05-03-2005 04:37 PM

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I drive the convertible. I'm a guy.

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You're driving a woman's car.

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I don't particularly care if it is a woman's car or not. I like driving it, and so does my wife. Usually she drives the Expedition.

chaas4747 05-03-2005 04:40 PM

Re: Audi TT Roadster = girls car?
 
There is a guy that lives around me, I see him driving all the time, he drives one of these cars. The license plate has "TT" on it. He is even more gay than the guy with the hat, shirt, key chain, etc.

SomethingClever 05-03-2005 04:42 PM

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While I think this thread is hilarious, I do think the idea of "guy cars" and "chick cars" is absurd.

What's a guy's car supposed to be? A monster truck with a penis-shaped spoiler?

usmfan 05-03-2005 04:45 PM

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What's a guy's car supposed to be? A monster truck with a penis-shaped spoiler?

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I don't know, but my spoiler is on order. They were all out of penis so I opted for vagina shaped.

JaBlue 05-03-2005 04:46 PM

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What's a guy's car supposed to be? A monster truck with a penis-shaped spoiler?

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AWESOME!!!

DemonDeac 05-03-2005 04:46 PM

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I saw a guy driving a TT convertible last weekend, and he was also wearing an official Audi TT baseball cap. I bet he's got the keychain and the pen and the polo shirt too.

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i hope you procedded to call him an f'in tool

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I'm pretty sure that's exactly what he just did.

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touche

Benal 05-03-2005 05:14 PM

Re: Audi TT Roadster = girls car?
 
How about the BMW Z3, or the Porshe Boxter? They're basically in the same class as the TT.

M2d 05-03-2005 05:17 PM

Re: Audi TT Roadster = girls car?
 
I thought lesbianic-auto-mechanization ran along the lines of jeeps and trucks.

Los Feliz Slim 05-03-2005 05:28 PM

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While I think this thread is hilarious, I do think the idea of "guy cars" and "chick cars" is absurd.

What's a guy's car supposed to be? A monster truck with a penis-shaped spoiler?

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While I generally agree with you, no man should drive a Miata.

gvibes 05-03-2005 05:33 PM

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How about the BMW Z3, or the Porshe Boxter? They're basically in the same class as the TT.

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I think that they are all kind of borderline. I think the base models are all dogs, in particular the base TT. 3600 pounds and only 180 hp? Ouch. The top end model is marginal, but I still wouldn't really call it a sports car. Boxster S is close as well. The TT and Boxster's problem is that they weigh so damn much.

At least the Z4 is a light car.

RacersEdge 05-03-2005 05:36 PM

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Don't even think about bashing an RX-8....

Patrick del Poker Grande 05-03-2005 05:40 PM

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Don't even think about bashing an RX-8....

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There's definitely no bashing on the RX-8. This is a very cool car, even if it's only for the engine. I generally agree with gvibe's assessment. These are all borderline cars. Generally speaking, I'm not a fan of convertibles. If you get a TT, it MUST be the hard top. Finally, with the exception of some autocross, there is absolutely no way any man should be driving a miata. I will not bend on that one.

RunDownHouse 05-03-2005 05:51 PM

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Some things are just emasculating. Driving a yellow VW Beetle, for example, while your wife drives an F-350.

Apparently an Audi TT is like that.

M2d 05-03-2005 05:53 PM

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what's your thoughts on the s2000?

astroglide 05-03-2005 06:00 PM

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There's definitely no bashing on the RX-8. This is a very cool car, even if it's only for the engine

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perhaps academically, but a lot of people hate high-rev/low torque whiny engines. 8500RPM = no thanks.

Patrick del Poker Grande 05-03-2005 06:01 PM

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what's your thoughts on the s2000?

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The s2000 is in the same class as the miata. It's great for autox and it's got a great engine - arguably the best pound-for-pound engine there is on a reasonable budget, but don't be daily driving that thing.

Patrick del Poker Grande 05-03-2005 06:03 PM

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There's definitely no bashing on the RX-8. This is a very cool car, even if it's only for the engine

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perhaps academically, but a lot of people hate high-rev/low torque whiny engines. 8500RPM = no thanks.

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How can you hate reving? Also, have you driven one of these? My friend's got one and it's awesome. The sound of the engine is absolutely... I don't even know what to say - it's awesome.

M2d 05-03-2005 06:04 PM

Re: Audi TT Roadster = girls car?
 
I won't until I turn 50, at least.

Patrick del Poker Grande 05-03-2005 06:05 PM

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I won't until I turn 50, at least.

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That was my other caveat that I forgot to put in there. If you want to drive a miata or an s2000, you have to be either a woman or at least middle-aged.

MrFeelNothin 05-03-2005 06:09 PM

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I won't until I turn 50, at least.

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That was my other caveat that I forgot to put in there. If you want to drive a miata or an s2000, you have to be either a woman or at least middle-aged.

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My dad owns a Miata, and I love driving it. Not as much as I like his other cars, but the Miata is like a frickn go-kart its so small and quick and light. I don't think any car that is a stick and goes fast should get the definition of a "chicks" car.

Except for possibly the Eclipse. Because I say so.

astroglide 05-03-2005 06:12 PM

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How can you hate reving?

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the same way i can hate garish spoilers and under-car lighting i guess. when i hear a whiny engine, i expect to see a lowered civic with an airbrush of uncle ben on the hood. it doesn't sound powerful or cool to me at all. i strongly prefer 200+ hp engines with matched numbers for lb/ft of torque.

Patrick del Poker Grande 05-03-2005 06:16 PM

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How can you hate reving?

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the same way i can hate garish spoilers and under-car lighting i guess. when i hear a whiny engine, i expect to see a lowered civic with an airbrush of uncle ben on the hood. it doesn't sound powerful or cool to me at all. i strongly prefer 200+ hp engines with matched numbers for lb/ft of torque.

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I completely agree with you on all the ricer crap, but there's a difference between ricers and a good, high-reving engine. I absolutely hate The Fast & The Furious for this.

Rick Diesel 05-03-2005 06:21 PM

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It is clearly a girl's car, just like the beetle, and just like the PT Cruiser.

BadBoyBenny 05-03-2005 06:33 PM

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Usually she drives the Expedition.

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We can see who wears the pants in this family.

masse75 05-03-2005 07:35 PM

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While I think this thread is hilarious, I do think the idea of "guy cars" and "chick cars" is absurd.

What's a guy's car supposed to be? A monster truck with a penis-shaped spoiler?

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While I generally agree with you, no man should drive a Miata.

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Never trust a man who drives a Miata. It's the Roadster of the 90's.


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