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utmt40 11-12-2005 09:55 PM

How long was your \"first time\"?
 
I remember mine was pretty quick...It lasted about a min. or so. Anyone else???

KaneKungFu123 11-12-2005 09:57 PM

Re: How long was your \"first time\"?
 
3 hr and 45 mins

scotty34 11-12-2005 09:58 PM

Re: How long was your \"first time\"?
 
Over an hour. I was drunk, and was never actually able to get off.

It was a special moment.

Homer 11-12-2005 09:59 PM

Re: How long was your \"first time\"?
 
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I remember mine was pretty quick...It lasted about a min. or so. Anyone else???

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10.2 minutes -- 10 minutes to get it in (I'm too nice) and .2 minutes after.

utmt40 11-12-2005 10:00 PM

Re: How long was your \"first time\"?
 
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Over an hour. I was drunk, and was never actually able to get off.

It was a special moment.

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I have had this happen before... [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

gmrankin 11-12-2005 10:01 PM

Re: How long was your \"first time\"?
 
maybe a minute... but what a glorious minute it was. I then took the "after sex shower" because thats what they do in the movies! atleast i got the "Atleast you knew where to put it" complement... didn't really help though.

imported_anacardo 11-12-2005 10:08 PM

Re: How long was your \"first time\"?
 
I made it at least ten minutes, I think. I -ahem-! took care to practice my stop-and-gos as a youth. [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

masse75 11-12-2005 10:54 PM

Re: How long was your \"first time\"?
 
An hour. When you're worried about teen pregnancy, double-bagging sounds like a good idea. Never made the grand leap, tho.

Double-bagging to avoid fatherhood: +EV
Double-bagging for his pleasure: -EV

Also found out the secret to 'longevity' is to not clench the butt-cheeks. It does work.

TeeJayORTj 11-12-2005 10:56 PM

Re: How long was your \"first time\"?
 
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Double-bagging to avoid fatherhood: +EV


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Wrong...it increases the chances the condom breaks

imported_anacardo 11-12-2005 10:58 PM

Re: How long was your \"first time\"?
 
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Double-bagging to avoid fatherhood: +EV


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Wrong...it increases the chances the condom breaks

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I was gonna say it, but didn't want to be the first nit. Thanks, guy.

11-12-2005 11:07 PM

Re: How long was your \"first time\"?
 
I had no alcohol or pot in me which was a HUGE mistake. It lasted maybe 1 1/2 minutes, but she was really out of my league as well. And remember, didn't have my drugs. I don't even jerk it without my drugs sometimes.

gunt 11-12-2005 11:18 PM

Re: How long was your \"first time\"?
 
ask yo sista fool!

JaBlue 11-12-2005 11:52 PM

Re: How long was your \"first time\"?
 
15 mins until I came but I left it in and still went at it. An hour later I hardened up and came again.

scotty34 11-12-2005 11:57 PM

Re: How long was your \"first time\"?
 
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15 mins until I came but I left it in and still went at it. An hour later I hardened up and came again.

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Why would you keep going at it when you were soft? This almost seems more embarassing, and probably would not be all that pleasurable for either of you.

If you go early, just pull out and eat her out for a while. Trust me, she won't mind. You should be able to get hard again pretty quick and be right back in the game.

krimson 11-13-2005 12:00 AM

Re: How long was your \"first time\"?
 
1st time about 15 seconds. 2nd time, didn't come. Talk about extremes.

tonypaladino 11-13-2005 12:06 AM

Re: How long was your \"first time\"?
 
Over an hour the first time. I couldn't cum until she finally let me take off the rubber

JaBlue 11-13-2005 12:08 AM

Re: How long was your \"first time\"?
 
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15 mins until I came but I left it in and still went at it. An hour later I hardened up and came again.

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Why would you keep going at it when you were soft? This almost seems more embarassing, and probably would not be all that pleasurable for either of you.

If you go early, just pull out and eat her out for a while. Trust me, she won't mind. You should be able to get hard again pretty quick and be right back in the game.

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this was my first time, man. And she still seemed to enjoy the inbetween time.

Jack of Arcades 11-13-2005 12:27 AM

Re: How long was your \"first time\"?
 
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I remember mine was pretty quick...It lasted about a min. or so. Anyone else???

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10.2 minutes -- 10 minutes to get it in (I'm too nice) and .2 minutes after.

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TheMetetron 11-13-2005 01:38 AM

Re: How long was your \"first time\"?
 
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Over an hour the first time. I couldn't cum until she finally let me take off the rubber

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Wow this just reminded me that most people's first time included a condom.

I now consider myself super lucky. Still, I sucked hardcore and it lasted maybe 10 minutes?

TheBlueMonster 11-13-2005 01:39 AM

Re: How long was your \"first time\"?
 
just the sex? a few minutes. Lots of foreplay tho.

11-13-2005 02:08 AM

Re: How long was your \"first time\"?
 
2 minutes / several hours
Depending on what you mean by 'first time'.

cokehead 11-13-2005 02:15 AM

Re: How long was your \"first time\"?
 
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I remember mine was pretty quick...It lasted about a min. or so. Anyone else???

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10.2 minutes -- 10 minutes to get it in (I'm too nice) and .2 minutes after.

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miajag81 11-13-2005 02:18 AM

Re: How long was your \"first time\"?
 
Thanks to 6 years of daily masturbation, I was able to last a respectable length of time my first time...probably 15 minutes or so.

diebitter 11-13-2005 03:33 AM

Re: How long was your \"first time\"?
 
Hmm, and 5 minutes I think. But it made me very queasy and I felt ill and really sort of violated afterwards (I'm not kidding). I was very young though (she was 14 and by far the older woman).

The sick thing is, I had to wait 2 years for the next try...

imported_anacardo 11-13-2005 03:35 AM

Re: How long was your \"first time\"?
 
What the [censored] storytime please and GO.

diebitter 11-13-2005 03:39 AM

Re: How long was your \"first time\"?
 
Not much to tell.

My mom had gone out, this girl came to our flat, it was a sunday night, 4 days before my 13th birthday, and I think I hadn't even started jerking off by then (late bloomer there? don't know). We got talking in a nearby park.

"Carry on Cabby" was on the TV.

She basically took me through it. I was pretty weirded out, but hard dick took over brain function.

I'd never seen her before this, and I never saw her again after this.

I don't even count this in a running count of women I've slept with, it was so weird for me.

Thar you go.

11-13-2005 03:45 AM

Re: How long was your \"first time\"?
 
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axe yo sista fool!

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FYP

KDawgCometh 11-13-2005 03:49 AM

Re: How long was your \"first time\"?
 
was really drunk at some party when I was 16. Don't remember her face but I do remember lasting 5 minutes tops. I didn't care, neither did she. Never saw her again, like all of the girls I've ever gotten with

SackUp 11-13-2005 03:51 AM

Re: How long was your \"first time\"?
 
[ QUOTE ]
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I remember mine was pretty quick...It lasted about a min. or so. Anyone else???

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10.2 minutes -- 10 minutes to get it in (I'm too nice) and .2 minutes after.

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I was such a young idiot. No condom. I had dated the girl for a bit and it was totally unplanned. My thought process went something like this:

OMG I'm in.

OMG it's so warm.

OMG I'm about to come.

OH SH1T, WTF do I do now?!?!

OH FVCK, no more time to think.

**I quickly pull out and shoot all over her**

OH FVCK, did I really just come all over this chick???

OH FVCK, is she going to be ok with this???

OH FVCK, I just lasted like four seconds!

**Girl smiles and says I made the cutest face before I came**

FVCK Yeah, I'm the man!!

That was the most exhilerating, fearful, amazing and ridiculous 15-25 seconds of my life.

We did it two more times that night and I had the best 30-45 seconds of my life.

Oh the days of youth.

The Truth 11-13-2005 03:57 AM

Re: How long was your \"first time\"?
 
8 minutes or so?

Mediocre.

11-13-2005 04:18 AM

Re: How long was your \"first time\"?
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I remember mine was pretty quick...It lasted about a min. or so. Anyone else???

[/ QUOTE ]

10.2 minutes -- 10 minutes to get it in (I'm too nice) and .2 minutes after.

[/ QUOTE ]

I was such a young idiot. No condom. I had dated the girl for a bit and it was totally unplanned. My thought process went something like this:

OMG I'm in.

OMG it's so warm.

OMG I'm about to come.

OH SH1T, WTF do I do now?!?!

OH FVCK, no more time to think.

**I quickly pull out and shoot all over her**

OH FVCK, did I really just come all over this chick???

OH FVCK, is she going to be ok with this???

OH FVCK, I just lasted like four seconds!

**Girl smiles and says I made the cutest face before I came**

FVCK Yeah, I'm the man!!

That was the most exhilerating, fearful, amazing and ridiculous 15-25 seconds of my life.

We did it two more times that night and I had the best 30-45 seconds of my life.

Oh the days of youth.

[/ QUOTE ]

This is the funniest thing I have ever read.

tom441lbk 11-13-2005 04:46 AM

Re: How long was your \"first time\"?
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I remember mine was pretty quick...It lasted about a min. or so. Anyone else???

[/ QUOTE ]

10.2 minutes -- 10 minutes to get it in (I'm too nice) and .2 minutes after.

[/ QUOTE ]

I was such a young idiot. No condom. I had dated the girl for a bit and it was totally unplanned. My thought process went something like this:

OMG I'm in.

OMG it's so warm.

OMG I'm about to come.

OH SH1T, WTF do I do now?!?!

OH FVCK, no more time to think.

**I quickly pull out and shoot all over her**

OH FVCK, did I really just come all over this chick???

OH FVCK, is she going to be ok with this???

OH FVCK, I just lasted like four seconds!

**Girl smiles and says I made the cutest face before I came**

FVCK Yeah, I'm the man!!

That was the most exhilerating, fearful, amazing and ridiculous 15-25 seconds of my life.

We did it two more times that night and I had the best 30-45 seconds of my life.

Oh the days of youth.

[/ QUOTE ]


HAHAHAHAHHA

yeah my first time...what unfond memories, i'd say 10-20 minutes though

Then I paid her and she left.

TheCroShow 11-13-2005 05:41 AM

Re: How long was your \"first time\"?
 
5 minutes

SackUp 11-13-2005 01:58 PM

Re: How long was your \"first time\"?
 
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3 hr and 45 mins

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how long of it were you awake for?

PokerFink 11-13-2005 02:07 PM

Re: How long was your \"first time\"?
 
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OMG I'm in.
OMG it's so warm.
OMG I'm about to come.
OH SH1T, WTF do I do now?!?!
OH FVCK, no more time to think.
**I quickly pull out and shoot all over her**
OH FVCK, did I really just come all over this chick???
OH FVCK, is she going to be ok with this???
OH FVCK, I just lasted like four seconds!
**Girl smiles and says I made the cutest face before I came**
FVCK Yeah, I'm the man!!
That was the most exhilerating, fearful, amazing and ridiculous 15-25 seconds of my life.

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This is the funniest thing I have ever read.

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I third that. (The part about it being funny).

Anyway, for me probably somewhere in the neighborhood of 6-7 minutes.

peterchi 11-13-2005 06:05 PM

Re: How long was your \"first time\"?
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I remember mine was pretty quick...It lasted about a min. or so. Anyone else???

[/ QUOTE ]

10.2 minutes -- 10 minutes to get it in (I'm too nice) and .2 minutes after.

[/ QUOTE ]

I was such a young idiot. No condom. I had dated the girl for a bit and it was totally unplanned. My thought process went something like this:

OMG I'm in.

OMG it's so warm.

OMG I'm about to come.

OH SH1T, WTF do I do now?!?!

OH FVCK, no more time to think.

**I quickly pull out and shoot all over her**

OH FVCK, did I really just come all over this chick???

OH FVCK, is she going to be ok with this???

OH FVCK, I just lasted like four seconds!

**Girl smiles and says I made the cutest face before I came**

FVCK Yeah, I'm the man!!

That was the most exhilerating, fearful, amazing and ridiculous 15-25 seconds of my life.

We did it two more times that night and I had the best 30-45 seconds of my life.

Oh the days of youth.

[/ QUOTE ]
absolutely hilarious

siccjay 11-13-2005 06:35 PM

Re: How long was your \"first time\"?
 
I believe she said "You came before you even stuck it in" WHICH IS TOTALLY NOT TRUE!!!!

Phoenix1010 11-13-2005 06:39 PM

Re: How long was your \"first time\"?
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I remember mine was pretty quick...It lasted about a min. or so. Anyone else???

[/ QUOTE ]

10.2 minutes -- 10 minutes to get it in (I'm too nice) and .2 minutes after.

[/ QUOTE ]

I was such a young idiot. No condom. I had dated the girl for a bit and it was totally unplanned. My thought process went something like this:

OMG I'm in.

OMG it's so warm.

OMG I'm about to come.

OH SH1T, WTF do I do now?!?!

OH FVCK, no more time to think.

**I quickly pull out and shoot all over her**

OH FVCK, did I really just come all over this chick???

OH FVCK, is she going to be ok with this???

OH FVCK, I just lasted like four seconds!

**Girl smiles and says I made the cutest face before I came**

FVCK Yeah, I'm the man!!

That was the most exhilerating, fearful, amazing and ridiculous 15-25 seconds of my life.

We did it two more times that night and I had the best 30-45 seconds of my life.

Oh the days of youth.

[/ QUOTE ]

Spectacular post. My first BJ in a nutshell.

11-13-2005 06:48 PM

Re: How long was your \"first time\"?
 
First night since getting to college (I know, i never pulled the final trigger in H.S.) I get really blitzed, start talking to some girl that is way out of my league but drunk as well. She pulls me into my dorm room (rather forcibly) and proceeds to have her way with me as my roomate sleeps in a drunken stupor above me. Best part of the night:

Girl: Do you have a condom?
Me: No. My stuff isn't even unpacked haha.
-silence, no movement-
Girl: Thats ok.
Me: Sweet.

I consider myself the luckiest guy on earth that I didn't get a girl pregnant the first night of college.
And the girls in CA are much more foward that the girls back in good old Indiana.

edit: didn't even answer the question. Around 10 min, not including the drunken 4play

utmt40 11-13-2005 06:50 PM

Re: How long was your \"first time\"?
 
I remember putting her up on the sink and sticking it in and saying some of the same things and just blowing it all over her. Its was a pretty amazing wad too!


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