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tonypaladino 12-05-2005 04:43 PM

Overuse of \"Fish\"+you are not that great at poker so get over yourself
 
It is starting to bug me.

People make posts saying "What are the fish like in XXX casino?" or "Is Stars as fishy as Party" or stupid [censored] like "I feel bad taking money from the fish because they have no shot against me.

1. You sound like a stupid poserboy WPT wannabe loser when every post you make has the word "fish" in it.

2. With the exception of a few dozen posters out of the 40,000 on this site, you are not that [censored] good at poker. Get a reality check. A braindead grandmother can beat the party 1/2, you are not [censored] doyle brunson or spirit rock or James282 or bicyclekick (unless you are).

Warmly,
Tony

DeadMoneyOC 12-05-2005 04:50 PM

Re: Overuse of \"Fish\"+you are not that great at poker so get over your
 
Booo, try harder fish

12-05-2005 04:54 PM

Re: Overuse of \"Fish\"+you are not that great at poker so get over yourself
 
You are correct.

I am not great at poker, but I am reasonably good.
I am a consistent winner from $1/2 6max to $3/6 full ring.

So am not a fish at the levels I play.

If I moved up a few levels........

DcifrThs 12-05-2005 05:12 PM

Re: Overuse of \"Fish\"+you are not that great at poker so get over yourself
 
[ QUOTE ]
A braindead grandmother can beat the party 1/2, you are not [censored] doyle brunson or spirit rock or James282 or bicyclekick (unless you are).

[/ QUOTE ]

doyle is old and too thin now.

spirit rock can't rap.

james loses to me in NL [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] (according to my database...but has crushed me in the old 30/60 when we used to play on 4 of the 6 tables)

and bk is a luckbox.

good examples [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

Barron

HopeydaFish 12-05-2005 05:17 PM

Re: Overuse of \"Fish\"+you are not that great at poker so get over yourself
 
What I like are the posters who give the "fish" absolutely no credit for any poker knowledge or intelligence at all. It's like they've convinced themselves they're playing against tables full of retards, and if the retards happen to beat them, it's always that the fish was lucky, not that he was playing well.

PoBoy321 12-05-2005 05:22 PM

Re: Overuse of \"Fish\"+you are not that great at poker so get over your
 
SHUT UP YOU [censored] FISH!!!!1!1!!11eleventyone!!!1!!

I WILL PWN YOU HEADS UP 1000NL ON PARTY!!!1!11!

YOU'RE JUST [censored] LUCKY!!!1!!

danzasmack 12-05-2005 05:28 PM

Re: Overuse of \"Fish\"+you are not that great at poker so get over your
 
[ QUOTE ]
SHUT UP YOU [censored] FISH!!!!1!1!!11eleventyone!!!1!!

I WILL PWN YOU HEADS UP 1000NL ON PARTY!!!1!11!

YOU'RE JUST [censored] LUCKY!!!1!!

[/ QUOTE ]

Anyone can beat the party 1k. Everyone respects raises there.

My favorite "fish" moment was a large man at a 10/20 game at the borg. wearing "Why are you wearing sunglasses at a 3/6 game?" t-shirt....while wearing sunglasses...

Can we make some "YSSCKY" t-shirts?

Los Feliz Slim 12-05-2005 05:28 PM

Re: Overuse of \"Fish\"+you are not that great at poker so get over your
 
There needs to be a word for competent, but not anywhere near professional, poker players like myself.

If bad players are fish and pros are sharks, then maybe I can be a turtle. That sounds pretty pussyish though. Stingray? No, that's lame. I got nothing here.

henrikrh 12-05-2005 05:30 PM

Re: Overuse of \"Fish\"+you are not that great at poker so get over your
 
[ QUOTE ]
It is starting to bug me.

People make posts saying "What are the fish like in XXX casino?" or "Is Stars as fishy as Party" or stupid [censored] like "I feel bad taking money from the fish because they have no shot against me.

1. You sound like a stupid poserboy WPT wannabe loser when every post you make has the word "fish" in it.

2. With the exception of a few dozen posters out of the 40,000 on this site, you are not that [censored] good at poker. Get a reality check. A braindead grandmother can beat the party 1/2, you are not [censored] doyle brunson or spirit rock or James282 or bicyclekick (unless you are).

Warmly,
Tony

[/ QUOTE ]

Good points there...
1. Stop calling people fish when you play 1/2.
2. Anyone can beat 1/2 it is full of fish.

Besides, donkey is the new fish, no jopke.

Georgia Avenue 12-05-2005 05:32 PM

Re: Overuse of \"Fish\"+you are not that great at poker so get over your
 
Los F. Slim,

The accepted term is DONKEY.

Lexiconigraphically,

--GA

PoBoy321 12-05-2005 05:42 PM

Re: Overuse of \"Fish\"+you are not that great at poker so get over your
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
SHUT UP YOU [censored] FISH!!!!1!1!!11eleventyone!!!1!!

I WILL PWN YOU HEADS UP 1000NL ON PARTY!!!1!11!

YOU'RE JUST [censored] LUCKY!!!1!!

[/ QUOTE ]

Anyone can beat the party 1k. Everyone respects raises there.

My favorite "fish" moment was a large man at a 10/20 game at the borg. wearing "Why are you wearing sunglasses at a 3/6 game?" t-shirt....while wearing sunglasses...

Can we make some "YSSCKY" t-shirts?

[/ QUOTE ]

Well he was playing 10/20, not 3/6. Duh.

BoxTree 12-06-2005 04:05 AM

Re: Overuse of \"Fish\"+you are not that great at poker so get over your
 
[ QUOTE ]
If bad players are fish and pros are sharks, then maybe I can be a turtle.

[/ QUOTE ]

Manatee. You're a manatee.

mindflayer 12-06-2005 01:50 PM

Donk = the new fish
 
When you hear someone use the word fish to berate someone else, Say..
Good call Donk!

EnderW27 12-06-2005 03:03 PM

Re: Overuse of \"Fish\"+you are not that great at poker so get over your
 
Or a grouper.

UATrewqaz 12-06-2005 03:19 PM

Re: Overuse of \"Fish\"+you are not that great at poker so get over yourself
 
Barracuda is the proper term... you eat most fish, but the sharks can still eat you.

BoxTree 12-06-2005 03:23 PM

Re: Overuse of \"Fish\"+you are not that great at poker so get over your
 
If you didn't have the "27" at the end of your handle, you'd have the best handle at 2+2.

AlexHoops 12-06-2005 03:53 PM

Re: Overuse of \"Fish\"+you are not that great at poker so get over your
 
What about a puma?

EnderW27 12-06-2005 04:46 PM

Re: Overuse of \"Fish\"+you are not that great at poker so get over your
 
I'm the 27th in the line of succession.

Chobohoya 12-06-2005 05:21 PM

Re: Overuse of \"Fish\"+you are not that great at poker so get over your
 
[ QUOTE ]
What about a puma?

[/ QUOTE ]

Any other made up animals you'd like to suggest?

henrikrh 12-06-2005 05:21 PM

Re: Overuse of \"Fish\"+you are not that great at poker so get over your
 
I'm an octopus, I 8 table, deadly like a shark and sucking out all the time.

<font color="white"> Death to the color green </font>

Hellmouth 12-06-2005 05:55 PM

Re: Overuse of \"Fish\"+you are not that great at poker so get over yourself
 
[ QUOTE ]
It is starting to bug me.

People make posts saying "What are the fish like in XXX casino?" or "Is Stars as fishy as Party" or stupid [censored] like "I feel bad taking money from the fish because they have no shot against me.

1. You sound like a stupid poserboy WPT wannabe loser when every post you make has the word "fish" in it.

2. With the exception of a few dozen posters out of the 40,000 on this site, you are not that [censored] good at poker. Get a reality check. A braindead grandmother can beat the party 1/2, you are not [censored] doyle brunson or spirit rock or James282 or bicyclekick (unless you are).

Warmly,
Tony

[/ QUOTE ]

Crap. I cant beat Party 1/2 yet. What does that make me? I suck.

the_main 12-06-2005 07:13 PM

Re: Overuse of \"Fish\"+you are not that great at poker so get over yourself
 
[ QUOTE ]
Barracuda is the proper term... you eat most fish, but the sharks can still eat you.

[/ QUOTE ]

gol4pro 12-06-2005 07:27 PM

Re: Overuse of \"Fish\"+you are not that great at poker so get over your
 
Some ideas;

Peixe-- portuguese for fish.

caballo-- Spanish for horse.

Urso-- Portuguese for bear.

Gato-- Spanish for cat.

I like all these.


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