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Sponger15SB 07-28-2005 06:45 PM

Would you let your GF star in a porn orgy?
 
My girlfriend has been offered $500 to be the star of a massive gangbang, there are suppose to be as many as 100 guys at the place. She will be expected to perform the wobbly pelican, fitting as many dicks inside her mouth as possible, blowing several guys in a line, double stuffing, beer bongs filled with cum, etc.

The only problem is that one of the guys is her ex-boyfriend. They went out a few years ago, but it was nothing serious. I don't even know if they had sex, and that is part of the problem for me. I think she only wants to do this so she can blow and [censored] him and stuff. She claims that she isn't going to get any excitement out of all of the sex that day, and that she is only doing it for the money. There is also a good chance that she is going to be blindfolded and gagged for a good bit of time, so she might not even know she is [censored] him. How can I be so sure though? I trust her a lot, but this seems like a little too much for me to handle.

What is the correct play in this situation? Should I sit back and do nothing or should I let her star in this film? Any and all advice are welcome.

DasLeben 07-28-2005 06:46 PM

Re: Would you let your GF star in a porn orgy?
 
nh [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Voltron87 07-28-2005 06:47 PM

Re: Would you let your GF star in a porn orgy?
 
BWWHWHZHZHZHZHAHAHAHAHAAA 4321111111111111


FUNNIEST POST EVER

AngryCola 07-28-2005 06:47 PM

Re: Would you let your GF star in a porn orgy?
 
D-

Too predictable and obvious.

EDIT-

Other people think this is funny? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]
That explains the results of the "Best Comedy of the last 30 Years" polls.

PITTM 07-28-2005 06:47 PM

Re: Would you let your GF star in a porn orgy?
 
sounds trustworthy to me. id say give her a ring.

rj

edit: 8k posts too, well done.

Yeti 07-28-2005 06:48 PM

Re: Would you let your GF star in a porn orgy?
 
vnh

shant 07-28-2005 06:48 PM

Re: Would you let your GF star in a porn orgy?
 
Awesome.

Reef 07-28-2005 06:48 PM

Re: Would you let your GF star in a porn orgy?
 
pIz0n3e2WWd!!!11!

Patrick del Poker Grande 07-28-2005 06:48 PM

Re: Would you let your GF star in a porn orgy?
 
She's not getting paid very much. Tell her she'll make more if she does gay porn.

Piiop 07-28-2005 06:48 PM

Re: Would you let your GF star in a porn orgy?
 
Are you participating in the gangbang?

MoreWineII 07-28-2005 06:50 PM

Re: Would you let your GF star in a porn orgy?
 
You beat me to it, my post making fun of all these ridiculous girlfriend threads wasn't going to be as well-thought out as yours though. gg.

Hal 2000 07-28-2005 06:50 PM

Re: Would you let your GF star in a porn orgy?
 
Read this at the same time I'm watching COPS with drunks trying to outrun them, and rolling their cars into ditches. Life is good.

mslif 07-28-2005 06:51 PM

Re: Would you let your GF star in a porn orgy?
 
I literally laughed out loud in my office! I really want to know what that is though:

[ QUOTE ]
perform the wobbly pelican

[/ QUOTE ]

asofel 07-28-2005 06:52 PM

Re: Would you let your GF star in a porn orgy?
 
I've been waiting for you...obvious, but still funny.

Sponger15SB 07-28-2005 06:53 PM

Re: Would you let your GF star in a porn orgy?
 
It is when a chick is blowing 1 guy up front, and then she is jacking off two guys on the side.

mslif 07-28-2005 06:54 PM

Re: Would you let your GF star in a porn orgy?
 
[ QUOTE ]
It is when a chick is blowing 1 guy up front, and then she is jacking off two guys on the side.

[/ QUOTE ]

That's talent!

Piiop 07-28-2005 06:54 PM

Re: Would you let your GF star in a porn orgy?
 
Wobbly

So, it doesn't have anything to do with this?

Willluck 07-28-2005 06:56 PM

Re: Would you let your GF star in a porn orgy?
 
Not brilliant, but I chuckled. [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

Patrick del Poker Grande 07-28-2005 06:58 PM

Re: Would you let your GF star in a porn orgy?
 
[ QUOTE ]
Wobbly

So, it doesn't have anything to do with this?

[/ QUOTE ]
I am very scared to click on this.

Sponger15SB 07-28-2005 07:00 PM

Re: Would you let your GF star in a porn orgy?
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Wobbly

So, it doesn't have anything to do with this?

[/ QUOTE ]
I am very scared to click on this.

[/ QUOTE ]

Its hardcore porn, like goatse.cx but 10x worse. Its like rape, but with murder.

NSFW

MagicMan08 07-28-2005 07:01 PM

Re: Would you let your GF star in a porn orgy?
 
[ QUOTE ]
Read this at the same time I'm watching COPS with drunks trying to outrun them, and rolling their cars into ditches. Life is good.

[/ QUOTE ]

AWESOME

kipin 07-28-2005 07:18 PM

Re: Would you let your GF star in a porn orgy?
 
Where can I download this bukkake fest?

2+2 wannabe 07-28-2005 07:20 PM

Re: Would you let your GF star in a porn orgy?
 
[ QUOTE ]
Would you let your GF star

[/ QUOTE ]

i got this far

boring.....

The once and future king 07-28-2005 07:40 PM

Re: Would you let your GF star in a porn orgy?
 
On the one hand it is predictable, but on the other hand it needed to be said. You said it well.

C- for originality but B+ for composition.

gorie 07-28-2005 07:42 PM

Re: Would you let your GF star in a porn orgy?
 
yes, i don't see what the fuss is about. it's just porn.

bholdr 07-28-2005 07:51 PM

Re: Would you let your GF star in a porn orgy?
 
[ QUOTE ]
My girlfriend has been offered $500 to be the star of a massive gangbang, there are suppose to be as many as 100 guys at the place. She will be expected to perform the wobbly pelican, fitting as many dicks inside her mouth as possible, blowing several guys in a line, double stuffing, beer bongs filled with cum, etc.

The only problem is that one of the guys is her ex-boyfriend. They went out a few years ago, but it was nothing serious. I don't even know if they had sex, and that is part of the problem for me. I think she only wants to do this so she can blow and [censored] him and stuff. She claims that she isn't going to get any excitement out of all of the sex that day, and that she is only doing it for the money. There is also a good chance that she is going to be blindfolded and gagged for a good bit of time, so she might not even know she is [censored] him. How can I be so sure though? I trust her a lot, but this seems like a little too much for me to handle.

What is the correct play in this situation? Should I sit back and do nothing or should I let her star in this film? Any and all advice are welcome.

[/ QUOTE ]


lmao. nh.

Sponger15SB 07-28-2005 08:12 PM

Re: Would you let your GF star in a porn orgy?
 
[ QUOTE ]
On the one hand it is predictable, but on the other hand it needed to be said. You said it well.

C- for originality but B+ for composition.

[/ QUOTE ]

A few months ago there were tons of posts that were like "is <x> gay?" and then El Diablo made a post about whether it was gay for Bruiser and Daryn blowing eachother before the WPT event they played in even though they were just doing it to make themselves relaxed. (did I get the gist of that post right?)

Anyways I tried to search for it and couldn't find it (can someone??), but that was my motivation.

razor 07-28-2005 08:17 PM

Re: Would you let your GF star in a porn orgy?
 
[ QUOTE ]
On the one hand it is predictable, but on the other hand it needed to be said. You said it well.

C- for originality but B+ for composition.

[/ QUOTE ]

That about sums it up.

BeerMoney 07-28-2005 09:35 PM

Re: Would you let your GF star in a porn orgy?
 


This is "definitely a gray area". Since you trust her, ya, its definitely cool.

ddollevoet 07-28-2005 10:45 PM

Re: Would you let your GF star in a porn orgy?
 
[ QUOTE ]
The only problem is that one of the guys is her ex-boyfriend.

[/ QUOTE ]

eric5148 07-28-2005 11:05 PM

Re: Would you let your GF star in a porn orgy?
 
http://premium1.uploadit.org/eric5148//needpics.gif

Luv2DriveTT 07-28-2005 11:13 PM

Re: Would you let your GF star in a porn orgy?
 
[censored] her.

TT [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

KDawgCometh 07-28-2005 11:37 PM

Re: Would you let your GF star in a porn orgy?
 
only if she lets you do an orgy with a bunch of female porn stars in return


funny thread, got a good chuckle out of it

ihardlyknowher 07-29-2005 01:37 AM

Re: Would you let your GF star in a porn orgy?
 
[ QUOTE ]
My girlfriend has been offered $500 to be the star of a massive gangbang, there are suppose to be as many as 100 guys at the place. She will be expected to perform the wobbly pelican, fitting as many dicks inside her mouth as possible, blowing several guys in a line, double stuffing, beer bongs filled with cum, etc.

The only problem is that one of the guys is her ex-boyfriend. They went out a few years ago, but it was nothing serious. I don't even know if they had sex, and that is part of the problem for me. I think she only wants to do this so she can blow and [censored] him and stuff. She claims that she isn't going to get any excitement out of all of the sex that day, and that she is only doing it for the money. There is also a good chance that she is going to be blindfolded and gagged for a good bit of time, so she might not even know she is [censored] him. How can I be so sure though? I trust her a lot, but this seems like a little too much for me to handle.

What is the correct play in this situation? Should I sit back and do nothing or should I let her star in this film? Any and all advice are welcome.

[/ QUOTE ]

Only if she agrees to stab you with a knife and bitch about her jeans later.

Lawrence Ng 07-29-2005 05:28 AM

Re: Would you let your GF star in a porn orgy?
 
You definitely know how to live up to your title bro.

Post that pic where the girl is giving you a dry BJ. I love that pic.

Lawrence

ILL34GL3 07-29-2005 07:02 AM

Re: Would you let your GF star in a porn orgy?
 
[ QUOTE ]
D-

Too predictable and obvious.

EDIT-

Other people think this is funny? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]
That explains the results of the "Best Comedy of the last 30 Years" polls.

[/ QUOTE ]
Swear to God this chick here is the most bitter bitch I've ever seen on a forum.

The once and future king 07-29-2005 07:38 AM

Re: Would you let your GF star in a porn orgy?
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
On the one hand it is predictable, but on the other hand it needed to be said. You said it well.

C- for originality but B+ for composition.

[/ QUOTE ]

A few months ago there were tons of posts that were like "is <x> gay?" and then El Diablo made a post about whether it was gay for Bruiser and Daryn blowing eachother before the WPT event they played in even though they were just doing it to make themselves relaxed. (did I get the gist of that post right?)

Anyways I tried to search for it and couldn't find it (can someone??), but that was my motivation.

[/ QUOTE ]

I forgot.

Overall Z- because gut sliders/shark biscuits/speedbumps suck donkeys.


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