Sometimes it\'s too easy.
*wacki walks out of a bar drunk as hell and spots an amazing pair of legs.
drunk wacki: I just want to tell you you are a very beautiful woman. Long Leg Ann: Well I think you are very beautiful man drunk wacki: No No No. You are a very beautiful woman. Long Leg Ann: No No No. You are a very beautiful man. drunk wacki: Well, ms. very beautiful. Do you have a name? Long Leg Ann: It's ann, what's yours? drunk wacki: My friends call me wacki drunk wacki *to ann's friend*: I would just like to tell you that your friend Ann is a very beautiful woman. Long Leg Ann's friend *wide eyed and nodding head profusely: She really really really likes you! drunk wacki: well beautiful ann. Can I call or e-mail you or something? Long Leg Ann: You can do whatever you want. (very drunk wacki swaps phone numbers and tells her he will call her and leaves to find his friends.) All I know is her name and her number. Calling her will be interesting. I hope not talking to her more wasn't a bad thing. [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] After losing my friends I passed out in my car. I woke up to see this: http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/4...ture0175yv.jpg http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/7...ture0164sk.jpg That girl has to be a slut. Should I knock on her door and say hi? Oh [censored] [censored] I said slut! Ban me! Ban me! Ban me!!!!! oh wait you can't cuz I'm green!!!!! AHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! I want to show you my PEEN [censored] my PEEN. I want to show you my PEEN!!!!!!!!!!! <font color="white">stolen from El Diablo </font> DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!! DIE!! DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!! DIE!! DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!! DIE!! DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!! DIE!! random bee dog! http://www.beedogs.com/index_files/image002.jpg |
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are you still drunk?
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are you still drunk? [/ QUOTE ] Unless he somehow sobered up in the three minutes it took you to respond, I'd venture HELL NO! Swede |
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I just want to tell you you are a very good mod
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I just want to tell you you are a very beautiful mod [/ QUOTE ] |
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[ QUOTE ] I just want to tell you you are a very beautiful mod [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] |
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If there was ever a better reason for self-moderating, I haven't seen it.
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um, get sober then call her? stay drunk and call her? sober up, then get drunk and call her? this is a definate wrench in the standard practices.
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I just want to tell you you are a very beautiful mod [/ QUOTE ] If I said you were a beautiful mody would you hold it against me? |
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Hey your friends don't really call you Wacki right?
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Awesome. Just awesome. Really.
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Hey your friends don't really call you Wacki right? [/ QUOTE ] It's on my birth certificate. |
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you almost done with all your studying?
OOT needs more drunken wacki. Especially us older dudes who don't drink so much anymore. |
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How did I not hear about you while you were here, I mean it's a campus of 32,000 but you'd think a guy named "Wacki" would make it into some stories.
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Given that that's the beedog on the front page- I argue the randomness of this beedog.
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[ QUOTE ] Hey your friends don't really call you Wacki right? [/ QUOTE ] It's on my birth certificate. [/ QUOTE ] I've met Wacki, hung out with Wacki, gotten drunk with wacki, haven't played poker with Wacki yet, but yeah, I can confirm that his friends DO really call him Wacki. |
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Given that that's the beedog on the front page- I argue the randomness of this beedog. [/ QUOTE ] DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!! DIE!! DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!! DIE!! DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!! DIE!! DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!! DIE!! random bee dog! http://www.beedogs.com/index_files/image002.jpg |
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Your play? Brilliant, in my opinion.
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Any chance your hands are orange, and you can't really remember why?
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Sorry I had to bump this thread but I can't believe nobody thought this was funny.
Read Wacki's original post and then read my reply. I thought it was the funniest thing I've ever thought of (which isn't saying much) and I didn't get a single response. Maybe I need to start posting about freezing off my ball warts, or how many 11 year old girls I could kill if I had a machete, etc. Wacki - passing out then waking up next to a pumpkin that was carved to read "I love dick". Me asking if his hands were orange. Anyone out there? |
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i think it's gotta be a mistake not to try and get with that girl that night. I guess it would be dick to leave your friends, but they'd uunderstand.
Anyway, how did that turn out? you call her? |
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i think it's gotta be a mistake not to try and get with that girl that night. [/ QUOTE ] |
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That is one hell of a great pumpkin.
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Ya, once I sobered up I kind of hoped this thread would disappear. I was telling bruiser over aim how I screwed up by not talking to her more. Oh well.
Update- Anyway, I called her on friday and her voice had an uncomfortable tone to it. She said we should meet up on the weekend but I told her I'm out of town for the Notre Dame game. I got her to laugh a few times and she told me several times in an uncomfortable tone that she would "love to meet me". She probably said that five times or so. I wasn't sure how to react. She just told me to call her the next time I go out to the bars and we could meet up. I've already lined up a few hot sorority girls that I'm good friends with to go out with me so I don't look like a loser. I'm meeting up with those girls tonight and I'll probably call long leg ann then to plan something for the weekend. We will see what happens. -a tad worried wacki |
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i think it's gotta be a mistake not to try and get with that girl that night. [/ QUOTE ] I don't screw random strangers. |
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You of course have a moral obligation to take pictures of those long legs and let the rest of us see them at the soonest possible opportunity.
I know you know this, but a reminder doesn't hurt. |
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Ditch the girl. Get busy with that pumpkin!
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I don't screw random strangers. [/ QUOTE ] U haven't lived...just strap it up and have a go ! |
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