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WackityWhiz 07-14-2005 06:59 AM

Gold Bond + Ball Sac = Sweetness
 
lil trick i learned back in high school. Just got the jumbo '25% bonus bottle' today to try it out again. Yup, still works. I can't be the only one who has done this...

WackityWhiz 07-14-2005 08:18 AM

Re: Gold Bond + Ball Sac = Sweetness
 
nobody has done this? go getcha some [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] I promise nothing bad happens - it's sweet.

Brainwalter 07-14-2005 08:19 AM

Re: Gold Bond + Ball Sac = Sweetness
 
If you think that's good, try this:

http://images2.nordstrom.com/images/...ium/109217.jpg

FouTight 07-14-2005 08:40 AM

Re: Gold Bond + Ball Sac = Sweetness
 
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lil trick i learned back in high school. Just got the jumbo '25% bonus bottle' today to try it out again. Yup, still works. I can't be the only one who has done this...

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ohh yeah, this is the ultimate in cool ball greatness, makes your nuts feel like they are air conditioned.

ChipWrecked 07-14-2005 08:43 AM

Re: Gold Bond + Ball Sac = Sweetness
 
Yep. Done it for years.

BeerMoney 07-14-2005 08:48 AM

Re: Gold Bond + Ball Sac = Sweetness
 

I've heard its good in taking care of ass sweat. Never had that problem. I might try it for the balls though.

jakethebake 07-14-2005 08:49 AM

Re: Gold Bond + Ball Sac = Sweetness
 
I used to do this years ago. Maybe I'll give it a try again, although I don't really have ball-sweat issues.

cpitt398 07-14-2005 09:51 AM

Re: Gold Bond + Ball Sac = Sweetness
 
I use cortizone-10 if I get a case of monkey butt or swamp ass. Believe it or not those are two different things

DrunkIrish05 07-14-2005 09:53 AM

Re: Gold Bond + Ball Sac = Sweetness
 
gotta go extra strength for the extra tingle

beerbandit 07-14-2005 10:00 AM

Re: Gold Bond + Ball Sac = Sweetness
 
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lil trick i learned back in high school. Just got the jumbo '25% bonus bottle' today to try it out again. Yup, still works. I can't be the only one who has done this...

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works well - combined with golf on a hot day, we called it caddy ass

i sit in the ac all day so to necessary regularly --- gold bond works better than baby powder to, whatever extra ingredient they put in the gold bond makes it feel like a slight breeze blowing on balls

cheers

MoreWineII 07-14-2005 10:12 AM

Re: Gold Bond + Ball Sac = Sweetness
 
Information like this is why I come to OOT.

asofel 07-14-2005 10:16 AM

Re: Gold Bond + Ball Sac = Sweetness
 
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lil trick i learned back in high school. Just got the jumbo '25% bonus bottle' today to try it out again. Yup, still works. I can't be the only one who has done this...

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funny, learned this in high school as well. you could be just sitting around doing nothing...and yet enjoying yourself and that cool refreshing feeling...


dammit, now i want some at work...

Aces McGee 07-14-2005 10:23 AM

Re: Gold Bond + Ball Sac = Sweetness
 
Gold Bond saved my scrotum many times during Ultimate Frisbee tournaments in college, and I was happy to know about it the last time I was in Vegas.

-McGee

Yermomsbox 07-14-2005 10:51 AM

Re: Gold Bond + Ball Sac = Sweetness
 
Yermomsbox loves Gold Bond.

hobbsmann 07-14-2005 10:54 AM

Re: Gold Bond + Ball Sac = Sweetness
 
And you've got to use the extra strength kind.

http://www.harvardpilgrim.mimrx.com/...1167041000.JPG

astroglide 07-14-2005 11:28 AM

Re: Gold Bond + Ball Sac = Sweetness
 
a couple gifts i have are that i don't sweat or puke

chaas4747 07-14-2005 11:52 AM

Re: Gold Bond + Ball Sac = Sweetness
 
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a couple gifts i have are that i don't sweat or puke

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Hangovers are strange for you aren't they?

astroglide 07-14-2005 11:54 AM

Re: Gold Bond + Ball Sac = Sweetness
 
i haven't really experienced anything on the order of what i've seen from other people's hangovers.

Dex 07-14-2005 11:54 AM

Re: Gold Bond + Ball Sac = Sweetness
 
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whatever extra ingredient they put in the gold bond makes it feel like a slight breeze blowing on balls

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Menthol.

Cancer Merchant 07-14-2005 11:54 AM

Re: Gold Bond + Ball Sac = Sweetness
 
Try Absorbine Jr (or Absorbine if you can find it) for an even more intense feeling next time.

CORed 07-14-2005 11:59 AM

Re: Gold Bond + Ball Sac = Sweetness
 
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I use cortizone-10 if I get a case of monkey butt or swamp ass. Believe it or not those are two different things

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I wouldn't know. Medical terminology confuses the hell out of me.

JTrout 07-14-2005 12:16 PM

Re: Gold Bond + Ball Sac = Sweetness
 
I foresee an upsurge in sales.
Is this a Proctor & Gamble product?

jakethebake 07-14-2005 12:19 PM

Re: Gold Bond + Ball Sac = Sweetness
 
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I foresee an upsurge in sales.

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...especially if someone were to recommend using it while fighting five year olds.

oddjob 07-14-2005 12:22 PM

Re: Gold Bond + Ball Sac = Sweetness
 
ok, so i've heard of this but have never used it. what is the end result of sweaty ass/balls and gold bond? seems to me the end product would be kinda gross. then what do you guys do if you're about to get naked with a lady?

just curious.

kipin 07-14-2005 03:12 PM

Re: Gold Bond + Ball Sac = Sweetness
 
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ok, so i've heard of this but have never used it. what is the end result of sweaty ass/balls and gold bond? seems to me the end product would be kinda gross. then what do you guys do if you're about to get naked with a lady?

just curious.

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Are you aware they can't actually see you from behind the computer screen?

PocketJokers72 07-14-2005 04:39 PM

Re: Gold Bond + Ball Sac = Sweetness
 
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ok, so i've heard of this but have never used it. what is the end result of sweaty ass/balls and gold bond? seems to me the end product would be kinda gross. then what do you guys do if you're about to get naked with a lady?

just curious.

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Are you aware they can't actually see you from behind the computer screen?

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Well Played, Sir!

SCfuji 07-14-2005 04:51 PM

Re: Gold Bond + Ball Sac = Sweetness
 
just dont do it with icy hot. disastrous, just disastrous.

rusty JEDI 07-15-2005 05:06 AM

Re: Gold Bond + Ball Sac = Sweetness
 
What is the proper method of application.

1. Sprinkle it into the boxers and then put them on.
2. Sprinkle it in to your hand and apply it that way
3. squeeze the bottle so it blows everywhere while aimed at crotch

rJ

jakethebake 07-15-2005 08:45 AM

Re: Gold Bond + Ball Sac = Sweetness
 
An excellent question. I never found a good answer. I think this is one of the reasons I stopped using it.

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What is the proper method of application.

1. Sprinkle it into the boxers and then put them on.
2. Sprinkle it in to your hand and apply it that way
3. squeeze the bottle so it blows everywhere while aimed at crotch

rJ

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ChipWrecked 07-15-2005 09:30 AM

Re: Gold Bond + Ball Sac = Sweetness
 
[ QUOTE ]
What is the proper method of application.

1. Sprinkle it into the boxers and then put them on.
2. Sprinkle it in to your hand and apply it that way
3. squeeze the bottle so it blows everywhere while aimed at crotch

rJ

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The answer is 2), while in shower so you don't bust ass slipping on spilled powder on the floor. Or make a mess you have to hear about later, if you're married.

Do you really wear boxers tight enough to figure #1 is feasible?


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