I got beat up by my neighbor...
 

...when I was younger (about 12 I think at the time). He was actually my friend/neighbor's uncle, who was in town for Thanksgiving. He went to the park with a bunch of the kids from the neighborhood as the only adult (35 or so I believe). We were playing some sort of game and he pissed me off, and since I was a snotty kid, I said something snotty. He slapped me around a bit, slammed me up against a chain-link fence, cussed me out pretty good, and scared the absolute [censored] out of me. I thought I was going to die right there, and I hadn't even touched a bewb yet.

I was crying, he went home without the kids, I went home and told my father. I stayed in the house, and my father went and handled things like a [censored] champ of course.

Fast forward to today. I'm back home for the holiday, and I get out of my car with my mom. I see my neighbors congregating in their front yard. We get into the house and my mom asks me if I recognize the guy wearing some sort of hat. I say no. She says, yup, its him.

So now I'm excited. I'm 230 # and very strong these days. My friends tell me I'm intimidatingly large. I think I need to intimidate. SOOOOOOOOOO.....

I'm going over there tomorrow. What should I say? Should I take a swing? I kinda feel like it. What should I do? This is gonna be awesome. Of course, the report will follow the incident for OOT viewing pleasure...

-Jihad

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you were 12 right?

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Taking revenge for [censored] that happened ninety years ago is only for people who live in Kentucky.

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I think you are [censored] pathetic if you are still holding onto this [censored], and the only difference is now you are a 230# piece of obnoxious [censored], but hey, thats just my opinion.

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First off, I definitely thought you meant that you got beat up today by your neighbor (just by going by your title.) I really wanted to hear about that [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]. Secondly, you should talk to him about "that day he acted like a complete [censored] and jerk to [you]." If you are big enough, he won't say anything in defense. He might even apologize.

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kick his ass seabass!

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Taking revenge for [censored] that happened ninety years ago is only for people who live in the Midwest

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emotional baggage much?

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whats the point?

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I will dissent from the crowd. I say go punch him in the face.

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You make the United States of America proud.

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whats the point?

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You guys really shouldnt be giving correct advice in this instance, the trip report might be hilarious if he actually does something.

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be quiet Canada.

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be quiet Canada.

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Nice.

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I will dissent from the crowd. I say go punch him in the face.

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be quiet Canada.

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Okay. Thank you.

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i will dissent also


just walk up and talk some quick [censored] if you feel liike it-

something to the effect of, "hey remember slapping me around when i was a little kid you lowlife mf pos csucker?"


and if he says yes


"k, i was just checking"

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be quiet Canada.

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Okay. Thank you.

[/ QUOTE ]BTW, Alberta is exactly like the Northern Midwest of America....EXACTLY ALIKE.

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BTW, Alberta is exactly like the Northern Midwest of America....EXACTLY ALIKE.

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They are rich in oil and eat a lot of beef?

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Taking revenge for [censored] that happened ninety years ago is only for people who live in the Midwest

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No, his post was right the first time.

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What would be really great is if you went over to intimidate him and he kicked your ass again.

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What would be really great is if you went over to intimidate him and he kicked your ass again.

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lmfao

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What would be really great is if you went over to intimidate him and he kicked your ass again.

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lol

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lol

[/ QUOTE ]Canada, I would like to share this "LOL" with you, my Northern Bretheren.

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whats the point?

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You guys really shouldnt be giving correct advice in this instance, the trip report might be hilarious if he actually does something.

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It's more than that. It's about self respect and healing old wounds.

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whats the point?

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You guys really shouldnt be giving correct advice in this instance, the trip report might be hilarious if he actually does something.

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It's more than that. It's about self respect and healing old wounds.

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Right on man, go kick his ass.

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Jihad, did your dad kick his ass or just talk to him?

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Real gangsta ass niggas don't flex nuts, cause real gangsta ass niggas know they got em.

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tool

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That was some bait-and-switch stuff right there. Posting about getting beat up, and then we find out it happened when you were twelve.

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I say you start up a conversation about how you used to get picked on when you were younger, and how you've recently decided to seek revenge upon everyone that wronged you. After explaining that, he'll likely be silent. Light up a cigarette, it'll make him nervous.

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Light up a cigarette, it'll make him nervous.

[/ QUOTE ] and put it out on his arm

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Light up a cigarette, it'll make him nervous.

[/ QUOTE ] and put it out on his forehead

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I think it would be more intimidating if you put it out on your own forehead. without blinking.

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Light up a cigarette, it'll make him nervous.

[/ QUOTE ] and put it out on his forehead

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i was thinking this or maybe the inside of his ear. that would hurt. a lot.

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you are right, he should totally do this and post a pic.

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So jihad, have you figured out what you are going to do?

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nice man. kick his ass. Revenge is a dish best served cold.

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I really can't believe you guys don't see the humor in this. Guy beats up on a kid, kid gets bigger, guy can no longer beat up on kid, hilarity ensues.

Also, I never said I was planning on punching the guy. Just that I feel like it. You guys really need to grow down.

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Maybe you can smack around one of his kids.