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Have sex with an 80-year-old or be killed - who do you choose
This was inspired by the favorite tequila thread.
No choice, you either die a horrible death or pick any octogenarian ever, historical or current, to have sex with. No necrophilia - you get the lady in her post-80 prime, alive and well. Obviously if Sophia Lauren makes it to 80 she is the choice. Force me to a quick decision and Granny from The Beverly Hillbillies is lookin' real good. Admit it you'd hit it. |
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Oedipus much?
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i didn't even read the post, the answer is easy.
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Over-50 thread was good, this one is weak. .500 is not bad, Matt.
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Have sex with 8 0 year olds?
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Not which, WHO n/m
n/m
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This thread is worthless without pics!!!!
oh no, I said it, please no, don't post any pics. I was only kidding! |
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You suffer from premature ejection. Hold your opinion until you see more answers. This has better potential for good or sick choices.
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too bad she died on me [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
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50% of OOT would probably WILLINGLY have sex with an 80 year old.
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50% of OOT would probably WILLINGLY have sex with an 80 year old. [/ QUOTE ] I bet she'd love your chair. [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img] |
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I choose......... your grandma.
you sick puppy. |
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The classic:
option 1: do something normally found to be disgusting option 2: die |
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The classic: option 1: do something normally found to be disgusting option 2: die [/ QUOTE ] Alternatively, watch your family die or random children die. |
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[ QUOTE ] The classic: option 1: do something normally found to be disgusting option 2: die [/ QUOTE ] Alternatively, watch your family die or random children die. [/ QUOTE ] random children of course |
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Then the issue changes from self-preservation (and possibly shame) to social responsibility and guilt (and shame, but not for the act, instead for not saving the lives).
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50% of OOT would probably WILLINGLY have sex with an 80 year old. [/ QUOTE ] Only if she lets my jizz on her chest. |
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Octogenarian p0rn is great. Try it.
Seriously, the answer is hit the 80 year old and it's not even debatable. This should be more like, "Would you bang a granny or lose the third toe on your foot?" That would yield less disparity in the answers. |
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I choose......... your grandma. you sick puppy. [/ QUOTE ] Best to start working out then. You gotta look good for my grandma. |
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death
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50% of OOT would probably WILLINGLY have sex with an 80 year old. [/ QUOTE ] LOLOLOLOLOL. you would! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] |
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This was inspired by the favorite tequila thread. No choice, you either die a horrible death or pick any octogenarian ever, historical or current, to have sex with. No necrophilia - you get the lady in her post-80 prime, alive and well. Obviously if Sophia Lauren makes it to 80 she is the choice. Force me to a quick decision and Granny from The Beverly Hillbillies is lookin' real good. Admit it you'd hit it. [/ QUOTE ] Another one too stupid to be a polltard. Just plain "tard"? |
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This is a tough choice. On the one hand, I don't want to die. On the other hand, I am pretty sure that having sex with an 80-year-old will give her a heart attack.
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It's called a spoof.
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sex with an 80 year old baby!
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This is a tough choice. On the one hand, I don't want to die. On the other hand, I am pretty sure that having sex with an 80-year-old will give her a heart attack. [/ QUOTE ] Some sex gods will have to hold back a bit for safety. Otherwise don't be fooled. Granny gets some too. |
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Sue Johansen
And make the question worse by forcing your eyes open with the lights on the whole time. If she takes her teeth out, she probably gives great helmet. |
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Force me to a quick decision and Granny from The Beverly Hillbillies is lookin' real good. Admit it you'd hit it [/ QUOTE ] oh fer sher |
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Can i have Granny and then death please
No 1st death then granny can have fun |
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