Donking Until the Wine is Gone (2+2 table)
 

Ahhhhh.

I just finished taking my first year grad student oral examination. In summary, I beat it down like a cheap whore. I came damn close to earning a perfect score, a score which the dept. chair hasn't given out in his entire career. It's time to celebrate, and I'm celebrating big.

The first stage of my celebration was dinner. I grilled myself a 2 lb. porterhouse, steamed some potatoes, whipped up a Caesar salad, and poured myself a glass or 3 of a 1998 Sonoma County Cabernet. The wine was awesome, and the steak was better. It is so good to be a good cook. The second stage of my celebration was going out swing dancing with my friends. After having been cooped up in my apartment studying for this accursed thing for the last two weeks, 'tis good to get out for some booty shakin'. Third, it was time for more drinking. I headed out afterwards to the local blues club/biker bar for more dancing (live music this time), and buying all my friends a round of drinks. They have an outstanding selection of beer there, too.

The fourth stage is where you guys come in. Remeber that bottle of wine? Well, I still have half of it left, and that's a crime. Ergo, that wine will be finished tonight. I'll be at table "Rocking away" on Party until the wine is gone or I have to leave for the airport. It's time to go crazy before I take off. You see, the fifth stage of my celebrating is going to be heading to San Francisco to visit my lady-freind out there. It's going to be an excellent trip. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

I'll see you there. We're taking over and going bonkers. Happy donking, and I'll leave you with the words of the soulful Lou Rawls:

I don't rank high in society,
I don't possess a Ph. D.,
But I'm all set con-fi-den-tu-ally,
Because I've got a girl who,
Loves nobody but me.

Re: Donking Until the Wine is Gone (2+2 table)
 

Sounds like a plan
I'm in seat 3

Re: Donking Until the Wine is Gone (2+2 table)
 

Congrats on ur exam and enjoy the vacation! [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

Re: Donking Until the Wine is Gone (2+2 table)
 

im in seat 8. i see 3 other 2+2 there.

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Congrats man. What are you in grad. school for?

On the waiting list for the table.

Re: Donking Until the Wine is Gone (2+2 table)
 

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im in seat 8. i see 3 other 2+2 there.

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I see five total, wtf.

This table looks like a tag-team of 2+2 (seats 7-10 and 1) vs. random fish (2-6). I seat select g00t.

[edit: Hahaha christ who is in seat 3? Sorry. [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]]

-K

Re: Donking Until the Wine is Gone (2+2 table)
 

I'm now in seat 2.

Re: Donking Until the Wine is Gone (2+2 table)
 

i'm seat 3.
No biggie though
I always drop about 20BB at 2+2 tables...so fish label at will

Re: Donking Until the Wine is Gone (2+2 table)
 

I'm in for biophysics. Is mandacoach a 2+2er?

Re: Donking Until the Wine is Gone (2+2 table)
 

well I decided to test out 5/10 6max, found a good table won some and now am gonna piss a bunch of it away

Re: Donking Until the Wine is Gone (2+2 table)
 

What happened on the river when you flopped top set? That was weak lol.

Congratulations for kicking ass in school!

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I'm in for biophysics. Is mandacoach a 2+2er?

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That's pretty cool. Congrats again.

Changed my mind. Just played 2.5hrs... I'm all pokered out and I'm simply incapable of playing a LAG 2+2 table.

Re: Donking Until the Wine is Gone (2+2 table)
 

Prepare to feel my wrath.

(Or at least, prepare to feel my wrath if I ever get a seat.)

Re: Donking Until the Wine is Gone (2+2 table)
 

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I'm in for biophysics. Is mandacoach a 2+2er?

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doubt it, just very fishy and lucky .. seriously very bad

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Prepare to feel my wrath.

(Or at least, prepare to feel my wrath if I ever get a seat.)

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I'm #3 on the list, yourself? [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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Prepare to feel my wrath.

(Or at least, prepare to feel my wrath if I ever get a seat.)

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I'm #3 on the list, yourself? [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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Right now I'm #5, but hopefully climbing fast. (I have a couple finals tomorrow I'm supposed to be studying for.)

Re: Donking Until the Wine is Gone (2+2 table)
 

Who's the rock in seat #2... identify yourself!! [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Re: Donking Until the Wine is Gone (2+2 table)
 

Jaran is the button, and the only person at the table, I'll give preflop respect too

Party Poker 0.5/1 Hold'em (9 handed) converter

Preflop: bottomset is SB with J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. MP2 posts a blind of $0.5.
<font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, MP2 (poster) checks, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises</font>, bottomset calls, BB calls, MP2 folds.

Flop: (7 SB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
bottomset checks, BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Button bets</font>, bottomset calls, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button 3-bets</font>, bottomset calls, BB calls.

backdoor time again

Turn: (8 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
bottomset checks, <font color="#CC3333">BB bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">bottomset 3-bets</font>, BB calls, Button calls.

halfway there

River: (17 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">bottomset bets</font>, BB calls, Button calls.

bingo, complete with donkbet

Final Pot: 20 BB

Re: Donking Until the Wine is Gone (2+2 table)
 

Call capping the flop is the only thing I can see that would make this line 100% correct.

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N/M. Wrong hand.

Re: Donking Until the Wine is Gone (2+2 table)
 

This is the hand I wanted. Behold the utter pwnership.

Party Poker 0.5/1 Hold'em (9 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. CO posts a blind of $0.5.
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP1 raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#666666">4 folds</font>, BB calls, MP1 calls.

Flop: (10.50 SB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">MP1 bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, BB calls, <font color="#CC3333">MP1 3-bets</font>, Hero calls, BB calls.

Turn: (9.75 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">MP1 bets</font>, Hero calls, BB calls.

River: (12.75 BB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">MP1 bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, BB folds, <font color="#CC3333">MP1 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero caps</font>, MP1 calls.

Final Pot: 20.75 BB

Re: Donking Until the Wine is Gone (2+2 table)
 

^^ nice, you got me with 72o too

Re: Donking Until the Wine is Gone (2+2 table)
 

How do I protect flopped quads?

Party Poker 0.5/1 Hold'em (9 handed) converter

Preflop: Heroine is UTG+1 with 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
UTG calls, Heroine calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP2 calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, BB calls, UTG calls, Heroine calls, MP2 calls.

Flop: (10.50 SB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(5 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG bets</font>, Heroine calls, MP2 calls, CO folds, BB folds.

Turn: (6.75 BB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">UTG bets</font>, Heroine calls, MP2 folds.

River: (8.75 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">UTG bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Heroine raises</font>, UTG calls.

Final Pot: 12.75 BB

-K

Re: Donking Until the Wine is Gone (2+2 table)
 

Don't slowplay KQ. Same poor bastard both times.

Party Poker 0.5/1 Hold'em (8 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is Button with 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">5 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, BB calls.

Flop: (4.50 SB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, BB calls.

Turn: (3.25 BB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB caps</font>, Hero calls.

River: (11.25 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero caps</font>, BB calls.

Final Pot: 19.25 BB

Villain shows KQo

Party Poker 0.5/1 Hold'em (7 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button 3-bets</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, Hero calls.

Flop: (7.50 SB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, Button checks.

Missed a frop c/r.

Turn: (3.75 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button caps</font>, Hero calls.

River: (11.75 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button caps</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 19.75 BB

Villain shows KQo again. The schmuck.

Re: Donking Until the Wine is Gone (2+2 table)
 

You pwn me.

Re: Donking Until the Wine is Gone (2+2 table)
 

I'm running out of words to describe how awesome I am.

Party Poker 0.5/1 Hold'em (9 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">4 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero caps</font>, BB calls.

Flop: (8.50 SB) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, BB calls.

Turn: (7.25 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB 3-bets</font>, Hero calls.

River: (13.25 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 15.25 BB

Party Poker 0.5/1 Hold'em (8 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP2 3-bets</font>, <font color="#666666">4 folds</font>, Hero calls.

Flop: (7.50 SB) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP2 raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP2 caps</font>, Hero calls.

Turn: (7.75 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">MP2 bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP2 3-bets</font>, Hero calls.

River: (13.75 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">MP2 bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP2 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero caps</font>, MP2 calls.

Final Pot: 21.75 BB

Re: Donking Until the Wine is Gone (2+2 table)
 

I'm seat 3. Nice to meet you to. [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

Re: Donking Until the Wine is Gone (2+2 table)
 

Ah, so you're the schmuck. Dude, that flop check behind with two pair was absolutely terrible. I was putting more money in the pot as is.

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Ah, so you're the schmuck. Dude, that flop check behind with two pair was absolutely terrible. I was putting more money in the pot as is.

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You are playing your best at this table? I am not. I was check raising ever one of your bets on every hand if you didn't notice. Those were fun hands though. Even after all that I am only down 1BB on that table. Cheers [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

Re: Donking Until the Wine is Gone (2+2 table)
 

Did you see the 63o, 72o, and 73o hands? No, I'm not playing my best, but I thought aggression, not checking, was the name of the game.

Re: Donking Until the Wine is Gone (2+2 table)
 

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Did you see the 63o, 72o, and 73o hands? No, I'm not playing my best, but I thought aggression, not checking, was the name of the game.

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I'm not mad I hope your not. I guess I need to work on my donking. [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] Have a fun safe trip bro.

Re: Donking Until the Wine is Gone (2+2 table)
 

Thanks, man. I definitely had fun, and I'm anything but mad. I'm up 40 BB in spite of my donking. I look forward to sucking out on you again some time. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]