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whiskeytown 12-17-2005 03:45 AM

man...I look old...
 
33 years old -

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/7343/whiskey6sd.png

guess a 4 year drinking binge really adds on the miles - LOL

Time to drag out the treadmill, a razor, and the "Just for Men" kit again.

RB

daryn 12-17-2005 03:53 AM

Re: man...I look old...
 
please post a pic that works old man

Colonel Kataffy 12-17-2005 03:58 AM

Re: man...I look old...
 
i thought he was talking about his avatar.

InchoateHand 12-17-2005 03:58 AM

Re: man...I look old...
 
LOL

YOU LOOK OLD

LOL

whiskeytown 12-17-2005 03:59 AM

Re: man...I look old...
 
try that one...

goddamn whippersnappers - getting on my nerves with all their IM'ing and the chatting...why, in my day, we just had tin cans with string to surf the web...

When you wanted to download images, you needed to know how to be handy with a pen and paper as the server described the pic. for you to draw.

nowadays with these fancy gif's and jpg's you can just see them easily.

RB

InchoateHand 12-17-2005 04:04 AM

Re: man...I look old...
 
This version should work. http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/5297/whi9gn.png

HopeydaFish 12-17-2005 04:05 AM

Re: man...I look old...
 
What the hell were you drinking for those 4 years? Arsenic?

Just For Men will take 10 years off you...the grey hair needs to go.

whiskeytown 12-17-2005 04:08 AM

Re: man...I look old...
 
don't worry, Inchaote -

I'm sure there's still room in Starksy and Hutch for a threesome if you're real lonely. However I have no desire to let you blow me...

henceforth...

*** you are ignoring InchaoteHand ***

there - that's better....smells better around here too.

RB

whiskeytown 12-17-2005 04:10 AM

Re: man...I look old...
 
number of things -

lots of booze + anti-depressants = bloat -

but the truth is, I was turning grey before that - LOL - I had a streak of grey down the back of my head since I was a kid - rumor is I cracked my skull on a coffeetable and the scar tissue where I did it turned into a grey streak of hair.

RB

ononimo 12-17-2005 04:10 AM

Re: man...I look old...
 
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Just For Men will take 10 years off you...the grey hair needs to go.

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actually, the grey hair wouldn't be such a problem if you were otherwise in shape (see: Anderson Cooper ... chicks love him).

whiskeytown 12-17-2005 04:12 AM

Re: man...I look old...
 
a shave might help too..

In my defense - I was on hour 20 of a 23 hr. day

RB

dblgutshot 12-17-2005 04:18 AM

Re: man...I look old...
 
a)You can dye your hair
or
b)You can get into shape and leave the hair grey

I think a) is much easier.

At least you're not bald, that's always a plus!

ononimo 12-17-2005 04:22 AM

Re: man...I look old...
 
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a)You can dye your hair
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b)You can get into shape and leave the hair grey

I think a) is much easier.

At least you're not bald, that's always a plus!

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a) is much easier but b) will yield far greater all-around benefits (and i'm not just talking about health-related ones).

whiskeytown 12-17-2005 04:24 AM

Re: man...I look old...
 
I think I found my New Year's Resolution [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

RB

[censored] 12-17-2005 04:27 AM

Re: man...I look old...
 
honestly dude, with a little bit of work I think you'd be pretty happy with how you look.

whiskeytown 12-17-2005 04:28 AM

Re: man...I look old...
 
A few years ago I used to get "cute" a lot from girls - not anymore....

I was just telling someone - I think I found the motivation for a New Year's Resolution.

RB

PoBoy321 12-17-2005 04:28 AM

Re: man...I look old...
 
I always thought you were the guy in your old avatar.

whiskeytown 12-17-2005 04:29 AM

Re: man...I look old...
 
I was -

old photo - 6 or 7 years ago.

RB

ononimo 12-17-2005 04:30 AM

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honestly dude, with a little bit of work I think you'd be pretty happy with how you look.

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i agree with this ... a little bit of weight loss/muscle gain goes a LONG way.

PoBoy321 12-17-2005 04:30 AM

Re: man...I look old...
 
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I was -

old photo - 6 or 7 years ago.

RB

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Wow, you've really let yourself go.

EDIT: I kid, of course.

ononimo 12-17-2005 04:31 AM

Re: man...I look old...
 
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I think I found my New Year's Resolution [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

RB

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perhaps a prop bet is in order?

12-17-2005 04:31 AM

Re: man...I look old...
 
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actually, the grey hair wouldn't be such a problem if you were otherwise in shape (see: Anderson Cooper ... chicks love him because he's rich).


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[censored] 12-17-2005 04:31 AM

Re: man...I look old...
 
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A few years ago I used to get "cute" a lot from girls - not anymore....

I was just telling someone - I think I found the motivation for a New Year's Resolution.

RB

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Yeah man I think you could have the whole distinguished/hansome thing going for you. Sort of like George Clooney has as he as aged, except well you know, you're no george clooney but then again who is.

ononimo 12-17-2005 04:34 AM

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actually, the grey hair wouldn't be such a problem if you were otherwise in shape (see: Anderson Cooper ... chicks love him because he's rich).


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true but i know a lot of girls that liked him before they knew he was a Vanderbilt (back when he was doing World News Now on ABC)

12-17-2005 04:38 AM

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actually, the grey hair wouldn't be such a problem if you were otherwise in shape (see: Anderson Cooper ... chicks love him because he's rich).


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true but i know a lot of girls that liked him before they knew he was a Vanderbilt (back when he was doing World News Now on ABC)

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World News Now on ABC, what a shittty gig.

whiskeytown 12-17-2005 04:38 AM

Re: man...I look old...
 
I'm 6'3" and am currently flucuating between 207 and 212 pounds...

I think my target is 180 pounds...hmmm....

methinks on this a bit -

RB

12-17-2005 04:41 AM

Re: man...I look old...
 
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guess a 4 year drinking binge really adds on the miles - LOL


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I hope you know a 4-year pot binge will do essentially the same, yes?

ononimo 12-17-2005 04:44 AM

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actually, the grey hair wouldn't be such a problem if you were otherwise in shape (see: Anderson Cooper ... chicks love him because he's rich).


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true but i know a lot of girls that liked him before they knew he was a Vanderbilt (back when he was doing World News Now on ABC)

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World News Now on ABC, what a shittty gig.

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yes, it's network TV and can serve as a launchpad but the 3am-5am slot isn't exactly prime real estate and those anchors aren't pulling down big paychecks.

12-17-2005 04:47 AM

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actually, the grey hair wouldn't be such a problem if you were otherwise in shape (see: Anderson Cooper ... chicks love him because he's rich).


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true but i know a lot of girls that liked him before they knew he was a Vanderbilt (back when he was doing World News Now on ABC)

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World News Now on ABC, what a shittty gig.

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yes, it's network TV and can serve as a launchpad but the 3am-5am slot isn't exactly prime real estate and those anchors aren't pulling down big paychecks.

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Okay, you're right- he's cute.

SackUp 12-17-2005 04:50 AM

Re: man...I look old...
 
Gym + Just for men and you are back in your prime. Technology is a beautiful thing...learn to love it!

ononimo 12-17-2005 04:51 AM

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actually, the grey hair wouldn't be such a problem if you were otherwise in shape (see: Anderson Cooper ... chicks love him because he's rich).


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true but i know a lot of girls that liked him before they knew he was a Vanderbilt (back when he was doing World News Now on ABC)

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World News Now on ABC, what a shittty gig.

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yes, it's network TV and can serve as a launchpad but the 3am-5am slot isn't exactly prime real estate and those anchors aren't pulling down big paychecks.

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Okay, you're right- he's cute.

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well, if being the anchor of World News Now is such a pussy magnet, i guess it's only a matter of time before Anderson Cooper's replacement lands on the cover of People's Sexiest Man Alive issue:

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astroglide 12-17-2005 05:08 AM

Re: man...I look old...
 
i wouldn't dye it. a clipped/shaved haircut might look cool but i'm generally a fan of such things.

you look like you have some mileage, but i wouldn't look at that pic and put you near 40. i'd guess 36 probably.

whiskeytown 12-17-2005 05:13 AM

as long as we\'re discussing prop bets...
 
What would be a good prop bet for losing some weight?

30 pounds in 6 months? - I'm at about 206 and I"d like to get to 170 again...

I've never had to lose weight before - don't know how hard it really is, but I suspect the sugary cola is the first to go.

RB

12-17-2005 05:22 AM

Re: man...I look old...
 
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actually, the grey hair wouldn't be such a problem if you were otherwise in shape (see: Anderson Cooper ... chicks love him because he's rich).


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true but i know a lot of girls that liked him before they knew he was a Vanderbilt (back when he was doing World News Now on ABC)

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World News Now on ABC, what a shittty gig.

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yes, it's network TV and can serve as a launchpad but the 3am-5am slot isn't exactly prime real estate and those anchors aren't pulling down big paychecks.

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Okay, you're right- he's cute.

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well, if being the anchor of World News Now is such a pussy magnet, i guess it's only a matter of time before Anderson Cooper's replacement lands on the cover of People's Sexiest Man Alive issue:

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y20...rekmcginty.jpg

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What is your point exactly that Anderson Cooper is hot? Okay, fine, I already conceded that you were correct; he's one hot mutherfucker, but I'm not a good judge of these things because I like chicks.

ononimo 12-17-2005 05:25 AM

Re: man...I look old...
 
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well, if being the anchor of World News Now is such a pussy magnet, i guess it's only a matter of time before Anderson Cooper's replacement lands on the cover of People's Sexiest Man Alive issue:

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What is your point exactly that Anderson Cooper is hot? Okay, fine, I already conceded that you were correct; he's one hot mutherfucker, but I'm not a good judge of these things, because I like chicks.

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i'm sorry you're not enjoying your OOT experience right now but i'm not the one who came at you ... my point was simply that women liked Anderson Cooper before they knew he was from a famously wealthy family and that World News Now is a long way from wealth and fame.

astroglide 12-17-2005 05:29 AM

Re: as long as we\'re discussing prop bets...
 
30 pounds in 6 months is easy if you have discipline. go for it.

12-17-2005 05:30 AM

Re: man...I look old...
 
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my point was simply that women liked Anderson Cooper before they knew he was from a famously wealthy family and that World News Now is a long way from wealth and fame.



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So, what you're saying he's hot and his replacement is not? Yeah, I got that already.

InchoateHand 12-17-2005 05:31 AM

Re: man...I look old...
 
Mitch, quit while you are far behind.

12-17-2005 05:33 AM

Re: man...I look old...
 
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Mitch, quit while you are far behind.

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I'm far drunk; how am I doing considering...?

InchoateHand 12-17-2005 05:36 AM

Re: man...I look old...
 
So-so.


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