Do you take a dump on public toilets?
 

Well do you? I think its revolting. I'd rather not [censored] for a couple days than [censored] on a public toilet. Ugh.

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i'm going to right now...brb.

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i voted "no" b/c i take dumps "in" public toilets.

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You forgot to put a "only if its really really necassary". I really only have once, and that was because I was sweating bullets, and it was comming out by teh time I sat. I dont consider work toilets public though.

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Any port in a storm.

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You don't want the Super-Bacteria to win the arms race do you? You gotta build up some resistance somehow.

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FYP.

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[censored] you, i'm going to [censored] IN the toilet!

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never by choice. i'll drive home if i have to even if it wastes 1-2 hours

i only poop on campus sometimes when there is no choice.

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The public toilets are cleaned more frequently than my home ones, I have no problem shitting in one.

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The public toilets are cleaned more frequently than my home ones, I have no problem shitting in one.

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Your math here, it doesn't work

it's cleaned more frequently, sure, but, how many strangers with stranger diseases and stranger legions on their asses sit on your home thrown?

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it's cleaned more frequently, sure, but, how many strangers with stranger diseases and stranger legions on their asses sit on your home thrown?

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15, if it's been a good day.

Re: Do you take a dump on public toilets?
 

depends on quite a few factors.

How close to home am I?

How bad do I have to go?

Is the place a [censored] dump?

Do they have those paper ring things you put on the toilet?



Also, if you absolutely have to go, the answer is either hover, or put down toilet paper around the lid so you have ass to paper contact instead of ass to filth contact.

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you are more likely to catch a sickness from a public door knob, nothing wrong with taking a [censored] IN a public toilet, shitting ON it would be [censored] up.

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Casino toilets are often pretty clean.

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i take a dump almost everyday at work and its the best craps of the week.

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"YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I DO!"

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"YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I DO!"

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Nice job sir. Love your work.

what if you have mudbutt? No way you can hold it til you get home?
 

This probably deserves it's own thread but what if you have mudbutt and you simply cannot wait? Would you rather [censored] yourself?

To answer the OP's question...

Yes of course I do. I am not a shameful shitter.

When you just got done eating chili cheeze fries from Omars Greasy Spoon and feel that unmistakeable pressure gurgle that lets you know that mudbutt is imminent, you are not going to hold that blast of chocolate goodness in.

Generally, decent restraunts, mall department stores, grocery stores like Meijer, etc. are reputable places to grow a tail and break it off. TP on the seat is always paramount no matter how clean the bowl looks. Last thing I need is to get scurvy off of some innocent looking toilet seat.

PG

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only in EXTREME cases. Id rather hold it as long as possible than go in a random toilet, living in a dorm sux when u feel this way.

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so who here has seen these newfangled toilet seats wrapped in paper, you push the button and it rotates in a new sheet? I have seen these in a couple of places, very nice.

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vn

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If I have to go, I go. If I have to come though, I EXPLODE

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The clear answer is "it depends".

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The clear answer is "it depends".

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if we had depends we would have to worry about toilets now would we

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if we had depends we would have to worry about toilets now would we

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I dunno. Someone ask mslif about this. [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

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Do they have those paper ring things you put on the toilet?

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I wonder if I'm the only who does not do this (unless I have a specifric reason making it seem to be desirable). I never liked those paper things. They make me feel like I'm unstable, and could slip and slide around at any moment. I like my butt to have a solid grip, via seat friction, when I take a dump.

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yup. those paper things make the act even more unnatural than at home.
They should sell some sort of alcohol pad so you can wipe it on the seat before hand. That should get rid of most of the crap on there, and enhance the seat friction for better grip.

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Does taking a dump in the bathroom for my dorm floor count?

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I always take the handicapped stall if it's available. It's like first-class compared to the normal stalls.

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always carry around hand sanitizer

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Since I've been to India however, I do not sit on the toilet.
I just stand on top of it when taking a dump.

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I avoid it unless I am literally dropping a turd in my pants at that moment. I'll hold it in for as long as it takes to get home, or to campus. The only place I consider it is on campus (and I always go to the same one on campus, I don't know why... maybe it's special). I'm not going to risk anything in other places, hell I feel dirty even touching the water tap.

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I use public toilets. sophomore year I even started rubbing a few out during long study sessions. I hope that gives all of you fraidy cats nightmares.

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I always thought only fruity or Mort Goldman types used the paper toilet seat covers in men's rooms.

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Why use flimsy paper coverings or hover dangerously above the bowl to protect you during your public dumpings? Simply equip yourself with one of these handy items and it is like bringing the comfort of home anywhere. Fits over most sized bowls. Also excellent for when you have to take a dump in the woods, over a manhole, a ditch, the car, or simply in your living room while caught in an online hold 'em tourney. I carry mine everywhere.

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Why don't you people grow up and realize and that one-thousand times a day you touch things that are dirty, unsanitary and haven't been cleaned in years and nothing happens to you? It's not like you lick your ass after you use the toliet but you're constantly touching your eyes and mouth with your hands which are pawing things that millions of humans of being have touched. The surface of a toliet doesn't even support bacteria and germs that well. Quit being so [censored] irrational.

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Big toilet bowls suck because their something about the splash of public toilet water against your arse that wigs me out, and hovering is completely uncomfortable for your thigh muscles especially if you have the explosive shits which is probably the only reason you pulled over and ran to the toilet

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It's not like you lick your ass after you use the toliet

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speak for yourself

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Only if I'm really loose and won't be able to hold out. The way people just pi$$/$hit all over the seat...no thx.