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Clarkmeister 09-18-2005 11:46 PM

The Kool-Aid Man - Random Thoughts
 
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1. Since he is exactly the same as the pitcher he is carrying, isn't it like he's ready to hand out his own blood?

2. I guess it's pretty savvy to bring extra refreshment in case people start thinking *you* are the refreshment.

3. Kinda like a giant cow handing out hamburgers on a tray, no?

JaBlue 09-18-2005 11:48 PM

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good obvservations. 3 and 1 are the same though

PoBoy321 09-18-2005 11:49 PM

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1. Since he is exactly the same as the pitcher he is carrying, isn't it like he's ready to hand out his own blood?

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He's clearly a modern metaphor for Jesus.

Brainwalter 09-18-2005 11:49 PM

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good obvservations. 3 and 1 are the same though

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3 is phrased better.

Dynasty 09-18-2005 11:49 PM

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1. Since he is exactly the same as the pitcher he is carrying, isn't it like he's ready to hand out his own blood?

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I'm sure he could surive if he weren't filled. So, it's not like blood. He must be easily refillable.

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3. Kinda like a giant cow handing out hamburgers on a tray, no?

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It's more like a cow handing out milk or a bee handing out honey. They can give out plenty without any risk to themselves.

mmbt0ne 09-18-2005 11:50 PM

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1. Since he is exactly the same as the pitcher he is carrying, isn't it like he's ready to hand out his own blood?

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Praise Kool-Aid man. Our Lord and Savior.

Clarkmeister 09-18-2005 11:51 PM

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1. Since he is exactly the same as the pitcher he is carrying, isn't it like he's ready to hand out his own blood?

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I'm sure he could surive if he weren't filled. So, it's not like blood. He must be easily refillable.


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How do we know? I'd love to find out if there were ever any ads run where the Kool Aid man was empty and still functioning.

RiverFenix 09-18-2005 11:51 PM

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and he keeps my tounge really red

battschr 09-18-2005 11:53 PM

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OH YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!

Clarkmeister 09-18-2005 11:54 PM

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Apparently there was a comic book. This may provide answers. I'll investigate further.

http://www.lv-mid.demon.co.uk/promos/pics/koolaid1.jpg
http://www.lv-mid.demon.co.uk/promos/pics/koolaid3.jpg

http://www.lv-mid.demon.co.uk/promos/pics/koolaid2.jpg

sleight 09-18-2005 11:55 PM

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Once, in a dream, the kool-aid man kidnapped my dad. Enraged by his taunting, I felled him by striking him with rocks and foul words. No one elected to partake in his blood/sugar-flavored water.

Clarkmeister 09-19-2005 12:01 AM

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Here's an interesting site with some Kool-Aid Man commentary.

Excerpt:

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KNOWN ENEMIES:
The thirsties; a ruthless race of spikey-haired gremlins with advanced weaponary and spacefaring technology light years ahead of our own, dedicated to making the citizens of earth tremble in minor inconvenience

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and this gem:

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http://www.strangecult.com/pisser/ko...thirst_ray.jpg

Pure genius. An indestructable corporate mascot rips a hole through the side of your battlecruiser, exposing your entire crew to the vacuum of deep space, and your plan is to mildly dehydrate him.


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brassnuts 09-19-2005 12:02 AM

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http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/7250/koolaid2yc.jpg

Clarkmeister 09-19-2005 12:05 AM

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I have found at least one guy who thinks he is vulnerable to losing the liquid inside his pitcher-like form.

09-19-2005 12:08 AM

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The other thing is, he is always busting through concrete walls while never causing injury to his fragile glass body.

Think about that...

09-19-2005 12:12 AM

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The other thing is, he is always busting through concrete walls while never causing injury to his fragile glass body.

Think about that...

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obviously they use foam for the commercials

Eurotrash 09-19-2005 12:21 AM

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1. Since he is exactly the same as the pitcher he is carrying, isn't it like he's ready to hand out his own blood?

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He's clearly a modern metaphor for Jesus.

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Hurry, Dynasty, move it to Science, Math and Philosophy!

theben 09-19-2005 12:36 AM

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all i can think of is family guy...
oh no, oh no, oh no, OH YEAH

DrPublo 09-19-2005 01:03 AM

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3. Kinda like a giant cow handing out hamburgers on a tray, no?

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Except all the cows I know tell me to "eat more chikin".

The Doc

Victor 09-19-2005 01:05 AM

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take it to science forum.....

smokingrobot 09-19-2005 01:13 AM

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...im speechless because of the "oh yeah"

Voltron87 09-19-2005 01:14 AM

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i cant believe im the first to try it as an avatar as a result of this thread.

Clarkmeister 09-19-2005 01:20 AM

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...im speechless because of the "oh yeah"

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1. It's listed as one of his superpowers in that one link I posted.

2. I can't believe the Macho Man hasn't made an appearance.

touchfaith 09-19-2005 01:25 AM

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1. Since he is exactly the same as the pitcher he is carrying, isn't it like he's ready to hand out his own blood?

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This is the beauty of Kool-Aid Man, the ability to quickly regenerate his refreshing flavor added live blood. He can serve his Kool-Aid Man Juice all day long without even breaking a sweat. We should all be so lucky. I bet the Mrs. is a very happy lady.

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2. I guess it's pretty savvy to bring extra refreshment in case people start thinking *you* are the refreshment.

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Refreshment...awww yes...if they only knew what they were drinking...

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3. Kinda like a giant cow handing out hamburgers on a tray, no?

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I'm with Dynasty on the bee angle, I just think Kool-Aid Man is the one doing the pollinating. Just be glad it isn't possible to get pregnent orally or we'd have an army of them little fuckers running around!




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jacki 09-19-2005 01:28 AM

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Kool-Aid, Hi-C Make Backroom Deal To Destroy Tang

Los Feliz Slim 09-19-2005 01:37 AM

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+
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TimTimSalabim 09-19-2005 03:17 AM

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Perhaps Koolaid Man realizes he is neither the pitcher nor the kool-aid, but that his essence transcends the material realm, and this realization has made him forever happy.

KDawgCometh 09-19-2005 03:24 AM

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OH YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!

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WarLordAG 09-19-2005 03:25 AM

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http://www.ybfree.com/30SAVAGE1.jpg

I bought this cd off of iTunes, worth it's weight in gold easily. I can't believe it didn't go platinum.

wacki 09-19-2005 03:39 AM

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http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b3...manresized.jpg

1. Since he is exactly the same as the pitcher he is carrying, isn't it like he's ready to hand out his own blood?

2. I guess it's pretty savvy to bring extra refreshment in case people start thinking *you* are the refreshment.

3. Kinda like a giant cow handing out hamburgers on a tray, no?

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Are you cool man?

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Clarkmeister 09-19-2005 10:02 AM

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http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/7250/koolaid2yc.jpg

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That's a little scary.

samjjones 09-19-2005 10:07 AM

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http://www.gasolinealleyantiques.com...o-punchyno.JPG

pokerdirty 09-19-2005 10:21 AM

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1. Since he is exactly the same as the pitcher he is carrying, isn't it like he's ready to hand out his own blood?

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I'm sure he could surive if he weren't filled. So, it's not like blood. He must be easily refillable.

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You think he's a diabetic then?

Clarkmeister 09-19-2005 10:43 PM

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KA-M would destroy Punchy.

Sponger15SB 09-19-2005 10:45 PM

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http://www.ybfree.com/30SAVAGE1.jpg

I bought this cd off of iTunes, worth it's weight in gold easily. I can't believe it didn't go platinum.

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Be a man and perfect friend are the only two good songs on the CD

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edit - actually R U ready is also good

Sponger15SB 09-19-2005 10:47 PM

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Perhaps Koolaid Man realizes he is neither the pitcher nor the kool-aid, but that his essence transcends the material realm, and this realization has made him forever happy.

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"You just blew my mind"

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