A chick is back at your place...
...and everything is going well. You're on the couch talking and start making out and stuff when your hand tries to wander downstairs. She won't let you...after a little more making out you offer to go [censored] in your room. She seems eager to, but says no. After a little badgering she says it that time of month (then why the hell did you even go to that party?!) but says she is still willing to if you want. She is a clear 9 with an amazing body...what is your play?
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grab the back of her head and force it into your lap. joe pesci style in casino.
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Do it, it's just blood and uterus-lining. Put a towel down and shower afterwards. I'm sure you've been in contact with grosser things.
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...and everything is going well. You're on the couch talking and start making out and stuff when your hand tries to wander downstairs. She won't let you...after a little more making out you offer to go [censored] in your room. She seems eager to, but says no. After a little badgering she says it that time of month (then why the hell did you even go to that party?!) but says she is still willing to if you want. She is a clear 9 with an amazing body...what is your play? [/ QUOTE ] I put a towel down and break open a box of ribbed condoms....... |
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Squeeze her until it's all out, then have at it.
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Well, I wouldn't go down on her, but I would definitely proceed with coitus.
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I was in this exact same situation a few months ago. Unfortunatley I didn't have a condom with me and we were at her place. If you have a condom, for god's sake do it, especially if she's a 9. I'm not that crazy about doin chicks on their period, but my roomie swears by it. He claims thats when chicks are the horniest, scientifically.
*funny story too with this. We were makin out out in my buddy's apartment complex parking lot. Out in the open, I had her top off, pants down, pressed up against a car....good stuff. Somethin about public places makes it hotter. So anyways, I started to go down on her out there, and thats when I find out she's having a 'heavy flow' day. And my dumb ass didn't get a condom before leaving.... |
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Is there any reason why you wont be able to [censored] her in the future?
If shes drunk and this is your only shot, and shes hotter than you can normally get, then go for it. If you are gun shy about the time of th emonth thing, then just pull tongue with her all night, and shell be eating out of the palm of your hand and youll bang her many many times in the future. Me id say "well your mouth isnt bleeding is it?" and if she didnt get the hint, then id go upstairs and jerk off and go to sleep |
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Well, I wouldn't go down on her, but I would definitely proceed with coitus. [/ QUOTE ] B-I-N-G-O! |
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(then why the hell did you even go to that party?!) [/ QUOTE ] Should she just curl up in a ball in her home, waiting for the moment where easily grossed out guys will agree to have sex with her again? |
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Ride the crimson tide..
where a condom, or [censored] it, just give it a squirt in her box too, she cant get prego either ,its a win / win For added fun stick it up her a$$ after she takes a nice dump |
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...and everything is going well. You're on the couch talking and start making out and stuff when your hand tries to wander downstairs. She won't let you...after a little more making out you offer to go [censored] in your room. She seems eager to, but says no. After a little badgering she says it that time of month (then why the hell did you even go to that party?!) but says she is still willing to if you want. She is a clear 9 with an amazing body...what is your play? [/ QUOTE ] You [censored] her. |
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wrap that rascal. then hit it.
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Do it, it's just blood and uterus-lining. Put a towel down and shower afterwards. I'm sure you've been in contact with grosser things. [/ QUOTE ] This has never stopped a real man. Just don't look down. Seriously, if you pass her up now, you probably won't get another shot. If you go for it and it's bad...you'll probably get a second chance anyways. SIIHP. ScottieK |
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have her sick your duck.
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if you don't know the answer to this question, you are not a man.
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Me id say "well your mouth isnt bleeding is it?" [/ QUOTE ] brilliant |
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hit it
don't ever go down on it--rusty coins |
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A true 9? Do it and it's not close. Where's that towel guy when you need him?
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earn your redwings?
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Just wanted to make sure it wasn't a dumb thing (blood transmits [censored]-loads of disease...I wrapped it and jumped on
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Where's that towel guy when you need him? [/ QUOTE ] Who? This guy? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...wo/towelie.jpg |
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what is your play? [/ QUOTE ] Nail her, and it isn't even close. Is she clean? I'd go down on her too. |
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the closest I've come to this situation was when there was a rumor that I went down on a girl during her period. guys came to me with questions for months after.
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I took a drunk girl home one night and she kept trying to stick me in her, and I am like, "Uhhhh, I think there's already something in there." (The string was a dead-give-away)
She was so embarassed that she was required by law to blow me. |
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You let her go freshen up (pull out the bloody tampon and remove the panty liner) then proceed to [censor] like bunnies.
It's not like she's going to be bleeding profusely or anything. If you like your steaks rare, go ahead and take a lick while you're at it. |
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If you like your steaks rare, go ahead and take a lick while you're at it. [/ QUOTE ] I think I just threw up alittle. |
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a female friend of mine, in her younger, stupider more naive days, used to live with a guy (boston irish) who'd make her sleep in a seperate room during her period. she thought this was totally normal until she mentioned it to one of her other friends.
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http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b2...itit3times.jpg [/ QUOTE ] omg this is so great. to the op. id say that this depends on your chances of getting with her later on (when shes off the rag). if its not possible then maybe you do it. if it is, maybe you dont. |
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are you kidding? You have to hit it when she's on the rag...she'll remember that and pay you back ten fold. You reap what you sow my man.
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You get her to give you head whilst watching tv.
Cigarette in one hand remote control in the other. |
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