What\'s the best reply to zzzzzzzzzz?
 

A player i frequently play with like this comment whenever i think for more than 5 seconds - I need a comeback please help...

Re: What\'s the best reply to zzzzzzzzzz?
 

qawl;ekjfl;asdjglasl;vbal;gjl;j

Re: What\'s the best reply to zzzzzzzzzz?
 

Do nothin!!
Somebody saying zzzzzz is getting iritated about your delayed action. This messes up his game, let's keep it that way.

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I say "Your Z key is stuck."

Re: What\'s the best reply to zzzzzzzzzz?
 

F uuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Just kidding! I wouldn't say anything. It is easier if you just shut off the chat. Then you don't even see the zzzzzzzzzzz.

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yyyyyyyyyareuuuuuuudoingthatuuuuuuuufk

Dogmeat [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb bbbbb
ccccccccccccccccccccccccccdddddddddddddddddddddddd
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeefffffffffffffffffffffff and so on, so forth.

But seriously, I just have chat turned off. I always wanna get involved w/ the TC's and have ended up on tilt because of it.

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sorry she regained conciousness

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A player i frequently play with like this comment whenever i think for more than 5 seconds - I need a comeback please help...

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yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy



Adam

Re: What\'s the best reply to zzzzzzzzzz?
 

yes. i've done this.

the guy was getting so carried away with it that we graduated onto:

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrr
88888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 88888
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnn
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^
;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;

etc etc.

it was a true war. those chat-box situations can sure get dicey sometimes.

Re: What\'s the best reply to zzzzzzzzzz?
 

bbbbbllllllllooooooooowwwwwwwwww mmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeee

Re: What\'s the best reply to zzzzzzzzzz?
 

playing a bit slower

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say sorry, you were surfing for porn - but luckily, you're ambidexterous and can use the mouse with either hand...

that'll get an ewwww... out of them

RB

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[censored] off dick head

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Start screaming at yourself in the third person for taking so long.

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say sorry, you were surfing for porn - but luckily, you're ambidexterous and can use the mouse with either hand...

that'll get an ewwww... out of them

RB

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I actually laughed out loud.

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Adam

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say sorry, you were surfing for porn - but luckily, you're ambidexterous and can use the mouse with either hand...

that'll get an ewwww... out of them

RB

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I actually laughed out loud.

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Adam

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Was it an lol or a lmao? I really must know.

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say sorry, you were surfing for porn - but luckily, you're ambidexterous and can use the mouse with either hand...

that'll get an ewwww... out of them

RB

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I actually laughed out loud.

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Adam

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Was it an lol or a lmao? I really must know.

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Your answer lies in my original reply.


.<font color="white"> oh ya, and stfu n00b journeyman</font> .


Adam

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say sorry, you were surfing for porn - but luckily, you're ambidexterous and can use the mouse with either hand...

that'll get an ewwww... out of them

RB

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I actually laughed out loud.

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Adam

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Was it an lol or a lmao? I really must know.

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Your answer lies in my original reply.


.<font color="white"> oh ya, and stfu n00b journeyman</font> .


Adam

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STFU? STFU? Yeah - - I know the whole sticks and stones thing, but abbreviations can hurt. Please don't hurt me any more.

Re: What\'s the best reply to zzzzzzzzzz?
 

"sssssssssss, i'm a snake. get it."

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there is no comeback just hurry the [censored] up

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A player i frequently play with like this comment whenever i think for more than 5 seconds - I need a comeback please help...

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If you don't like this speed, I can play slower.

Re: What\'s the best reply to zzzzzzzzzz?
 

and then of course, you can throw in a "fap, fap, fap, fap" for good measure

RB

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Whenever they zzzzzzzz me, I always use up the max time till they leave the table, doesnt take long normally, and a lot of the time other people will join you.

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Whenever they zzzzzzzz me, I always use up the max time till they leave the table, doesnt take long normally, and a lot of the time other people will join you.

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I hate you

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yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Adam

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I use that one.

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sometimes, whether the person is "zzzzzzzz"ing me or someone else, i ask:

"does that ever work? In the history of poker, has that EVER made a person play faster?"

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"I would have played by now but I wanted to see what you were typing"

Re: What\'s the best reply to zzzzzzzzzz?
 

Change ur screename to zzzzzzz.
That way u turn the tables on them. I f they still type zzzzzzzzzz in the chat box, U can reply, "exactly" or "what the [censored] did u expect?"

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NH. LMFAO!

Samarai gets my vote for best response.

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Whenever they zzzzzzzz me, I always use up the max time till they leave the table, doesnt take long normally, and a lot of the time other people will join you.

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That is just stupid!

You annoy all the players at the table because one guy types in zzzzz. What if you make all the fish go away? Do you care if you have a good table? Or is the zzzz more important.
I can tell by this one post that you are not a winning player and you probably don't even know why.

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Whenever they zzzzzzzz me, I always use up the max time till they leave the table, doesnt take long normally, and a lot of the time other people will join him

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FYP

And its the fastest way to actually "own" the table.

Best wishes

Re: What\'s the best reply to zzzzzzzzzz?
 

Thats the sound your mother made last night

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I can't imagine that the zzzzzzzz players are anything BUT fish.
The super-annoyed idiots who will zzzzzzzz you are the one's you want at your table.
Usually they are also the types to complain that they can't possibly win against you because yo play so freaking bad.

Re: What\'s the best reply to zzzzzzzzzz?
 

"I've been playing in my sleep the whole time, and I'm still taking your money. It's good to see we're on an even playing-field now. You might as well make the check out to &lt;insert screnname&gt; now and save yourself some time."

Kind of long, but gets the job done.

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A player i frequently play with like this comment whenever i think for more than 5 seconds - I need a comeback please help...

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I vote "take a [censored] action," you twit.

Re: What\'s the best reply to zzzzzzzzzz?
 

Saying "ZZZZ" to me is actually a tell. The ZZZZer is likely on tilt or at the very least anxious and easily put on tilt. I say max out your time every hand until he loses it.

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Whenever they zzzzzzzz me, I always use up the max time till they leave the table, doesnt take long normally, and a lot of the time other people will join you.

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I do exactly the same, seems to really wind some of them up too [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Mat

Re: What\'s the best reply to zzzzzzzzzz?
 

Look everyone! He must have narcolepsy because he just fell asleep.

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How about just turn off the chat box altogther? I just don't see the benefit.