GOOD interview questions?
 

Gotta do an interview with a guy in 40 minutes. (As an aside, he's ~12 years older than me, and a helluva lot more experienced than I am. What a jerk.)

Give me some good interview questions. Other than what his BB/100 is and whether he ever was all-state. (Position is for statistician.)

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Quick! Here's a red brick. Tell me five things you can do with it. Go!

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What's with the brick obsession? Is that a brick in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

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I like to ask people about their favorite books, movies, TV shows, etc.

The most common answer from guys is "Star Wars" for favorite movie all-time, from women it's "Pretty Woman". I think the worst answer I ever got for favorite movie of all time was "Moulin Rouge".

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Ask him if he liked War Of The Worlds

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If he's wearing any rubber bracelets or has a magnetic ribbon on his car, just don't hire him.

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I like to ask people about their favorite books, movies, TV shows, etc.

The most common answer from guys is "Star Wars" for favorite movie all-time, from women it's "Pretty Woman". I think the worst answer I ever got for favorite movie of all time was "Moulin Rouge".

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If you somehow think Pretty Woman is a better movie than Moulin Rouge, you are way too retarded to interview anyone about anything.

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"If I said you had a beautiful body...would you hold it against me?"

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Do you like gladiator movies?
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Do you speak Jive?

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dig up that "how many triangles" question that was on here a couple days ago. ask him to work it out on a white board...

that might be good.

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Do you like gladiator movies?
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Do you speak Jive?

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You ever been in a Turkish prison, Billy?

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How many of these bricks would it take to reach the moon if you stacked them?

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Very helpful, guys [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]. I'll also ask him if he's got 6 fingers on his right hand and "Retardsayswhat?".

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Maybe something that starts with "How many 5 year olds.....?"

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if he has 6 fingers on his right hand, you should open with, "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya..."

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Maybe something that starts with "How many 5 year olds.....?"

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Finally, a reasonable suggestion . . . I'll even ask it like that, let him finish the question however he'd like.

"How many 5-year olds . . . ?" Yeah, that'll go over well!

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How come you are older and more experienced than me yet it is you who is looking for a job ?

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How come you are older and more experienced than me yet it is you who is looking for a job ?

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nice.

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sup bro?
so, you're 12 years older than me...you got any daughters? this conversation is worthless without pics.

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Is this by chance a phone interview? If so, be sure to get drunk first.

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Is this by chance a phone interview? If so, be sure to get drunk first.

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I understand the second part. The phone interview stipulation confuses me.

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Is this by chance a phone interview? If so, be sure to get drunk first.

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I understand the second part. The phone interview stipulation confuses me.

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exactly what i was thinking.

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Ask him what monthly revenues are for the average gas station in New Mexico.

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Is this by chance a phone interview? If so, be sure to get drunk first.

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I understand the second part. The phone interview stipulation confuses me.

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exactly what i was thinking.

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"Get drunk, then call her."
C'mon Jake.

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Is this by chance a phone interview? If so, be sure to get drunk first.

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I understand the second part. The phone interview stipulation confuses me.

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exactly what i was thinking.

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I'm sorry. I know it was terrible. I started out with just getting drunk first, but I was going for a "get drunk and then call her" kind of thing, but then I just left it hanging. I feel shame.