Jessica Alba picking up the porn in Hollywood -
 

http://www.nationalledger.com/artman...27261474.shtml

This article has no redeeming value - but I'm hoping we get some pics at least - it'll be my fav. thread of the day - LOL

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http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/1...alba8rw2dc.jpg

PS - Jessica - should you ever need a spanking - please PM me - thanks -

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Whiskytown, I doubt she reads OOT.

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let me dream, you bastard [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

RB

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WT, you might like this one of Kylie bucking like a good'n.

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I don't believe a word of this. Why would she do this instead of ordering online or having someone do it for her?!?

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Jesus Christ, STFU about her. She's overrated.

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I don't believe a word of this. Why would she do this instead of ordering online or having someone do it for her?!?

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Yes, something is fishy.

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in the fark comments page several comments were made about that -

nevertheless, I chose to use my imagination - LOL

RB

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I hope you've come to accept the fact that you're gay and that there's nothing wrong with you for being so -

cause it seems you have a lot of repressed anger on the topic and you're clearly not straight - [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

RB

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Jesus Christ, STFU about her. She's overrated.

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Please post a picture of the (on a scale of 1-10) 15 you're banging.

Thank you in advance.

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No sir, YOU STFU.

Now that Jennifer Anniston has gotten older, Alba has become my favorite star. She is beautiful.

Watch the movie Honey. She's amazing in it.

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Please post a picture of the (on a scale of 1-10) 15 you're banging.

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What does this have to do with him thinking that Jessica Alba is overrated?

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awesome popups, farva.

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Jesus Christ, STFU about her. She's overrated.

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Please post a picture of the (on a scale of 1-10) 15 you're banging.

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What does this have to do with him thinking that Jessica Alba is overrated?

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Denying such clear beauty means one of two things. Either he's gay or he's banging someone immensely hotter than her. Someone says this every time...I also just figured I'd get it out of the way.

But seriously, think of the way it goes. Someone asks him, "seriously, what do you think she is?" He says something like "meh, she's a 6 or 7 tops", then someone gets to the part where they call him blind or gay or whatever. I was just cutting out the middle man.

Also, I [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Alba. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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FYI, I know when and where she works out now.

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She's overrated.

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If by overrated you are saying she is a nine or something I can kinda, just kinda buy it.

Anything else means you like dudes and or big girls.

Not that there is any... yada yada.

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She's overrated.

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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...ola/peter1.jpg

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She's overrated.

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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...ola/peter1.jpg

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Jesus Christ, STFU about her. She's overrated.

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You're overrated, dude

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Jessica Alba Topless - shows a picture of movie star Jessica Alba supposedly topless, although the picture loads slowly and eventually stops before it reveals the "main attraction". After a few seconds, a creepy picture of what looks like a demon woman flashes onto the screen with a loud and very long scream.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prank_flash

edit: karma hey, can I borrow 825 bucks? I'm good for it...

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http://www.stileproject.com/jessica.html

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I have a bad hangover and am thanking God, Jesus and all saints that my sound was turned off.

Edit: you [censored] piece of [censored]

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whats your problem? its a funny link and the perfect thread. its a joke thats all no need to be a dick about it. not sure how me cashing out instead of playing and party being extremely retarded has anything to do with karma about a [censored] joke. and btw dickwad i got the money back

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hey man, you didn't have to PM me to let me you that you're an asshat. that was already clear.

Have a nice life. Cheers! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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http://www.stileproject.com/jessica.html

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Scared the [censored] hangover right outta me. asshat.

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MissOt wrote:

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whats your problem? its a funny link and the perfect thread. its a joke thats all no need to be a dick about it. not sure how me cashing out instead of playing and party being extremely retarded has anything to do with karma about a [censored] joke. and btw dickwad i got the money back

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hey man, you didn't have to PM me to let me you that you're an asshat. that was already clear.

Have a nice life. Cheers! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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That link gets posted a lot. I'm pretty sure that everyone that has posted it has been an asshat.

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I've been in love ever since that crappy show Dark Angel. I would watch it every week just for her. It's what she would of wanted me to do.

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If I met her in person I would surely employ an elaborate plan/scheme in order to gain her booty. If my chances of it succeeding were only 1%, it would still be worth it.

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She's overrated.

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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...ola/peter1.jpg

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Peter's flashback scene of "trying to be gay once".

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People here are treating her like the hottest woman on the planet. She's only in the top 1%. Clearly overrated, despite being (insert adjective here) hot.

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no, I have met way more than 100 females. None of them were as hot as jessica alba. In fact, when thinking about all the hot celebrities I've ever seen alba is easily in the top 6.

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Only girl hotter is Angelina. Sweet sweet Angelina.

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Only girl hotter is Angelina. Sweet sweet Angelina.

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This is completely true, and there's no debate about it.