Worst Movie, like ever?
 

I consider this the nomination page...(and I added some real stinkers...) Point Break is close, but I left it off. It is, at least, GOODbad.

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Bad poll. Where's the 1999 remake of lost in space?

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Dear Mark,

All polls are somewhat silly, unless they are made by the Swede.

Cheers,

--GA

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I like some of those movies. And I can think of some way worse ones, just think TBS. Anaconda is worst ever.

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Weekend at Bernie's 2 needs to be up there. And Point Break shouldn't be anywhere near this poll.

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If these are the worst ones you have seen you should consider yourself lucky. There are many many worse movies out there, maybe not famous ones. But it's kind of a given that they're not famous since they suck so much..

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"Requiem for a Dream"??? For real???

How about the classic "ass to ass" line?

You suck. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

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I'll just post further suggestions as replys, cuz why not?
Top 10 go to the playoffs?

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Requiem for a Dream?

Any movie where someone yells "Ass to ass!" at Jennifer Connelly can't be worst ever.


beaten by jackdaniels because i had to look up how to spell jennifer connelly

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This is a worthless list.

Speed 2: cruise control - they are on a fricking cruise liner going a massive 16 knots, and they call it speed? Also it loses the Keanu factor which makes it entertaining, and replaces him with a stiff, and throws in a guy with a terrible fake australian accent.

Cuyote Ugly.- This movie ruined the theatre for me. I had been living in a commune type setting without a TV or seeing a movie for several months. Some people were going to town to see a movie, i figured what the hell. The second half might have been better, but i was busy knawing my own arm off the escape the theatre. Damn that movie sucked.

Face off- I know you have one Revolta movie on the list, but Cage and Revolta? jesus man, this one shattered the expectations of suckiness that i had come to expect from such movies as broken arrow.

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What the hell dude? The worst movie of all time is 'Manos', the Hand of Fate.

A lot of these movies are pretty bad but not horrible (Pearl Harbor, Signs, Day after Tomorrow), and Requiem for a Dream is actually good.

Here are some bad movies:

Mod [censored] Explosion
Meet the Feebles
'Manos' the Hands of Fate

If you want a more modern movie that's really horrible, here it is.

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"Der's snakes out der dis big?"

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To me, for a movie to be TRULY bad, it should be large budget, major studio type of thing, sometimes it might even make money. Sure, some MST3k Roger Corman Death Snakes 12 is way dumber,(or godforfend--Coven) but it's not supposed to be any good. Failure is worse when coupled with ambition.

That said:
How about:

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your third horrible poll in the same thread...my god man.

and i know it's been said a lot already, but Requiem?!?!

you have earned one of these -----------------> *

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Snakes on a plane?

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it's a cliche, but I'll say it anyways....

The winner is Battlefield Earth. It's not EVEN close. Do you see why?

RB

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3000 Miles to Graceland

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I know that a lot of people don't like Requiem for a Dream, but have you ever seen "8 Heads in a Duffel Bag"? Both Requiem and Signs shouldn't be close to this list, Requiem was a good movie. You can add:

A Summer to Remember, Too Fast, Too Furious, Triple X, that movie that was pretty much Too fast, Too furious, but w/ crotch rockets (although I saw it on a bus dubbed in Spanish).

Oh, I never saw it, but i'm sure you can add Win a date w/ Tad Hamilton or whatever that [censored] was.

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ExistenZ should be in this poll.

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Thw worse movie isn't listed. You couldn't pay me to watch "Kung Pow"

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Whiskey,

I do see why. This was certainly my pick.

I don't even think it's close...Maybe I should have called this thread: "Vote for Battlefield Earth and flame me." [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

It's also funny when people say, "Hey I like that movie, it CAN'T be teh worst eva!1!" I like some crap myself (I wouldn't even have considered Meet the Feebles as a Bad Movie, but now that I think about it, it probably is!)...


Regards,

--GA

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Your list is just unreal terrible. Requiem for a Dream is a [censored] amazing movie.
Let me give you a hand:

Baby Geniuses
Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2
Highlander 2: The Quickening
Dunston Checks In

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What the hell?

How about:

Manos: Hands of fate <-- Plain horrible
Future War
The In Crowd
Paranoid
Mission to Mars

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I was doing some research, and I found this review of Baby Geniuses:

Review

"Everything about it is completely unforgivable; it is an abhorrence to the mind, the heart, the eyes, and to the desire of manipulating the nature of humanity. It's stupid, unfunny, piteous, sloppy, and designed to appeal to an audience that doesn't even exist. There are points when the maniacal script takes so many ridiculous and crummy turns that it wallows in self-pity and expects us not to care. It has the notion that, even if babies cannot be this smart in reality, we will always be the stupid ones. Even though time has proven that no infant has the intelligence of the average human in adulthood, one thing is definitely undeniable here: the people who made "Baby Geniuses" have the IQ of Gerber food...This is absolute cinematic torture; a maniacal insult to the foundation that humanity is made upon, and to the gods who created it all those millenniums ago. To say that I detested every loathsome second of it would be an understatement."

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ZJ:

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Highlander 2: The Quickening

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NH, I really should have thought of that. Took a decent premise and pooped on it until it crawled away sobbing...

Requiem is really popular here, huh? I've heard it discussed often as a candidate (along with Magnolia and American Beauty) as most overrated movie of the last decade or so, but I'm pretty ambivalent about it. I don't like it, but its listing was mostly a joke.


Mea culpa.
--GA

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Beverly Hills Cop III. Uncomfortably bad.

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I was doing some research, and I found this review of Baby Geniuses:

Review

"Everything about it is completely unforgivable; it is an abhorrence to the mind, the heart, the eyes, and to the desire of manipulating the nature of humanity. It's stupid, unfunny, piteous, sloppy, and designed to appeal to an audience that doesn't even exist. There are points when the maniacal script takes so many ridiculous and crummy turns that it wallows in self-pity and expects us not to care. It has the notion that, even if babies cannot be this smart in reality, we will always be the stupid ones. Even though time has proven that no infant has the intelligence of the average human in adulthood, one thing is definitely undeniable here: the people who made "Baby Geniuses" have the IQ of Gerber food...This is absolute cinematic torture; a maniacal insult to the foundation that humanity is made upon, and to the gods who created it all those millenniums ago. To say that I detested every loathsome second of it would be an understatement."

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I almost want to see it now, just because this review makes me think that it's MST3Kable.

Also, to the OP, if you're going to put movies like Day After Tomorrow on there, how is it possible that "The Core" isn't there?

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8 Heads in a duffle bag, baby geniuses 2, gigli? Why would anyone even think to watch these movies?

I nominate them for the 'worst video renter of all time' poll.

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Witness needs to be on this list. Harrison Ford and Kelly McGillis in Amish country.

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Torque

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We need someone to sit through all of these movies and give us some feedback. I doubt (sincerely hope) no one here has even seen a 4th of the movies listed in this thread.

Crimson challenge anyone?

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I was doing some research, and I found this review of Baby Geniuses:

Review

"Everything about it is completely unforgivable; it is an abhorrence to the mind, the heart, the eyes, and to the desire of manipulating the nature of humanity. It's stupid, unfunny, piteous, sloppy, and designed to appeal to an audience that doesn't even exist. There are points when the maniacal script takes so many ridiculous and crummy turns that it wallows in self-pity and expects us not to care. It has the notion that, even if babies cannot be this smart in reality, we will always be the stupid ones. Even though time has proven that no infant has the intelligence of the average human in adulthood, one thing is definitely undeniable here: the people who made "Baby Geniuses" have the IQ of Gerber food...This is absolute cinematic torture; a maniacal insult to the foundation that humanity is made upon, and to the gods who created it all those millenniums ago. To say that I detested every loathsome second of it would be an understatement."

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Maybe I'm sick, but this review makes me want to see the movie.

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Maybe I'm sick, but this review makes me want to see the movie.

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Normal curious reaction. I'll prolly buy it to be honest.

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Durron,

I've never seen the Core...what was that about? As I said, I based the list on the other thread and some obvious choices. I am not even aware of most of the truly bad B movies that y'all are suggesting...perhaps I should collect these and make a comprehensive swede-type poll with brackets and everything in the next few days?

Or maybe I should just SCKM. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

Either way,

--GA

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have you actually seen the director's cut of Heaven's Gate? Great movie.

And Reqiuem for a Dream is brilliant.

One movie that should be on this list is "The Crow." Horrible film.

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Worst movie I ever saw was :

CAMP !!!! Pile of dogsh*t !!

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Also, to the OP, if you're going to put movies like Day After Tomorrow on there, how is it possible that "The Core" isn't there?

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Wow, I totally forgot about this movie. Easily the worst "Apocalypse" movie there is.

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How about

Solaris
8 Legged Freaks
Master of Disguise


I would suggest Van Helsing but I [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Kate Beckinsale

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3000 Miles to Graceland

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This movie was way better than I expected and actually pretty fun.

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We need someone to sit through all of these movies and give us some feedback. I doubt (sincerely hope) no one here has even seen a 4th of the movies listed in this thread.

Crimson challenge anyone?

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I've seen 4 of them.

Imo, there is a glaring ommision.

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