I have a Mary Kate and Ashley!
 

Next time you have a full house (GET IT!? FULL HOUSE!?), say this instead. I invented it and I want it to catch on.

Feel free to use variations, such as a board with KKJxx and you hold KJ, flip over the K and say "well, boys... there's mary kate" and then flip over the J and say "and here's ashley".

This will score extra points in home games where more than half the people at the table have a BAC of .1 or greater.

I realize this is a really lame attempt at artificially propogating a catch phrase of sorts, but it's really all I have left. My life really is that boring.

$10 bucks to whoever says it on TV first.

Re: I have a Mary Kate and Ashley!
 

Nice one, seriously. I'm gonna bust that one out sometime. I'm think I'm also going to call it the Kimmy Gibler.

Re: I have a Mary Kate and Ashley!
 

Full house with...

QQ = Mary Kate and Ashley
JJ = Jesse and Joey
2T = Danny Tanner (deuce ten, DT)
2J = DJ Tanner (deuce jack, DJ)

You can use the Mary Kate and Ashley line more liberally if your game/party has at least five types of alcohol and/or drugs available.

Re: I have a Mary Kate and Ashley!
 

They also had a show called "Two of a Kind."

Re: I have a Mary Kate and Ashley!
 

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You can use the Mary Kate and Ashley line more liberally if your game/party has at least five types of alcohol and/or drugs available.

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How? Mary Jane of course, but what else? And how do you relate it to the hand?

Re: I have a Mary Kate and Ashley!
 

I was simply alluding to the fact that one of them (which, I don't know/care) supposedly was addicted to something or another.

Way to ruin the joke. Jerk. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Re: I have a Mary Kate and Ashley!
 

haha... I can't wait until this really catches on... seeing people going all in with a set who are currently beat with a flush saying...

"I got Mary-Kate, now gimmie Ashley... Where you at Ashley... come on, dealer... gimmie Ashley! *board pairs on the river* There she is!"

Re: I have a Mary Kate and Ashley!
 

I saw a T-shirt the other day that read:

"I banged the Olsen Twins before they were famous"

Re: I have a Mary Kate and Ashley!
 

maybe Paul will tell us where he got the t-shirt.

Re: I have a Mary Kate and Ashley!
 

That shirt is from http://www.tshirthell.com

Re: I have a Mary Kate and Ashley!
 

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Nice one, seriously. I'm gonna bust that one out sometime. I'm think I'm also going to call it the Kimmy Gibler.

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Did you have to look up Kimmy's name or is that still embedded in your mind?

Re: I have a Mary Kate and Ashley!
 

Trust me, I did not have to look up Kimmy Gibler's name.

Re: I have a Mary Kate and Ashley!
 

So I'm not the only one that had a secret attraction to her?

I mean...

oops...

Re: I have a Mary Kate and Ashley!
 

Anyone use this yet or have my dreams been crushed?

Re: I have a Mary Kate and Ashley!
 

not yet but i will. esp. if i hit a boat, er, mary kate and ashley, against the guy on full tilt with the handle "Olsen Twins"

Re: I have a Mary Kate and Ashley!
 

You cant call it a Mary Kate and Ashely, it'd have to be a Mary Kate, Ashley, Bon Sagat, John Stamos, and all those other people.

Re: I have a Mary Kate and Ashley!
 

*yawn*

*crickets*

Re: I have a Mary Kate and Ashley!
 

I invented a similar joke two years ago. I was playing in a dorm game, and every time I flipped over a full house and won, I would say "Danny Tanner!!!" really loudly and obnoxiously. Nobody laughed, which just made it funnier.

Re: I have a Mary Kate and Ashley!
 

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*yawn*

*crickets*

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*f4g* *r374rd*

Re: I have a Mary Kate and Ashley!
 

Thats the funniest thing ive heard in a while, I'll definantly use that thanks.

A specific full house...
 

Needs to be a specific full house. Jacks full fo queens maybe? And if you could find a way to make the name dirty I'd definitely use it then. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Re: A specific full house...
 

Do we even need to say 6's over 9's?

Re: A specific full house...
 

Now that's an image.

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Do we even need to say 6's over 9's?

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Okay, I\'ve got it......
 

"Ashley" is six characters. "Mary-Kate", counting the hyphen, is nine. So sixes over nines is Ashley over Mary-Kate, and nines over sixes is Mary-Kate over Ashley.

I may never fold 9-6 again.