\"I give really good blow jobs\"
 

So I'm at a bar, and this girl I kinda know is talking to me and another girl, and out of nowhere, she turns to be and goes "I give really good blowjobs".

Now, at about that moment, another friend (female) pulled me away (physically) b/c she wanted me to meet a friend of hers she thought would want to hook up with me. (I [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] my friends btw)

Now, I was thinkng about this later on. I really have no idea what to say from there. So tell me what you would do. What's your course of action from "I give really good blowjobs".

Thanks
TONY

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ummm, "prove it."

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I'd go with "I like really good blow jobs."

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I'd go with "I like really good blow jobs."

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Either this or "prove it."

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"So do I".

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I'd go with "I like really good blow jobs."

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"So do I".

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I don't think that one's such a good idea.

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"great I could use some pointers"

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"That's good to know, but do you take it in the pooper?"

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refer to the "stop being a pussy thread"

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refer to the "stop being a pussy thread"

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How does that apply?

Like anyone, I don't always say the right thing when caught completely off-guard.

I'm not relying on 00t for sex advice. I'm just curious about what others would do.

oh, and STFU n00b.

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refer to the "stop being a pussy thread"

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I'm just curious about what others would do.



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No you're not loser, you're bragging about something that prolly never occured. Ohhhhhhh your e-penis is big! Good job.

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Ok, I unignored you for a second, so I could see how you built up almost 100 posts in a few days, and saw that you've been a complete tool from the begining. You are my first ignore, and I'm glad I did it.

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I'd laugh condescendingly, and give off a slight chuckle. She will be a skocked, and mildly curious. At this stage she will ask you what you are laughing at, and then I would say.. "most people who say they give good head, usually give the worst head"

She will of course take this as an affront to her skills, and be more inclined to *prove it*.

saying *prove it* is what she would expect... therefore she would be less likely to do so

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I'd laugh condescendingly, and give off a slight chuckle. She will be a skocked, and mildly curious. At this stage she will ask you what you are laughing at, and then I would say.. "most people who say they give good head, usually give the worst head"

I like this.

She will of course take this as an affront to her skills, and be more inclined to *prove it*.

saying *prove it* is what she would expect... therefore she would be less likely to do so

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Ok, I unignored you for a second, so I could see how you built up almost 100 posts in a few days, and saw that you've been a complete tool from the begining. You are my first ignore, and I'm glad I did it.

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Yawwwwwn

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saying *prove it* is what she would expect... therefore she would be less likely to do so

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I'm sure she does expect him to say prove it. And I'm betting she will. Girls that go around saying things like that to strangers in bars are generally pretty easy.

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"prove it"

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saying *prove it* is what she would expect... therefore she would be less likely to do so

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I'm sure she does expect him to say prove it. And I'm betting she will. Girls that go around saying things like that to strangers in bars are generally pretty easy.

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Not a stranger. she's a former co-worker

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My course of action is probably similar to yours -- just at that very moment, of all times possible, getting pulled away by a "friend" to help siphon off some of her social obligations by having to entertain her goofball ugly friend or cousin or look like a rude jackass for brushing her off or not hanging around. You know, the one with the "great personality."

Then coming home pissed off and sans blowjobs and typing up stupid stuff on OOT at 2 a.m. with way too many beers in my gut.

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I'm sure she does expect him to say prove it. And I'm betting she will. Girls that go around saying things like that to former coworkers in bars are generally pretty easy.

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Not a stranger. she's a former co-worker

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Fine. FMP.

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This is a completely read dependent situation. Since you're getting pulled away at that moment, I think "You'll have to show me later" would be the best response, because it's already establishing the fact that you're going to get together later. If you just said "prove it," and walked away, you apparently aren't all that interested in her proving it, otherwise you'd stay.

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"That may be true, but do you give really good blow jobs in the bathrooms of bars?"

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"That may be true, but do you give really good blow jobs in the bathrooms of bars?"

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Very good. I like this one.

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I'ld say "I really enjoy receiving good blow jobs."

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I'd laugh condescendingly, and give off a slight chuckle. She will be a skocked, and mildly curious. At this stage she will ask you what you are laughing at, and then I would say.. "most people who say they give good head, usually give the worst head"

She will of course take this as an affront to her skills, and be more inclined to *prove it*.

saying *prove it* is what she would expect... therefore she would be less likely to do so

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i like this. it's a perfect use of the Neg Hit. don't stress on it though, unless she's real hot because she probably already has low self esteem.

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From what I've noticed the girls who say they give really good blow jobs, are generally mediocre at it.

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From what I've noticed the girls who say they give really good blow jobs, are generally mediocre at it.

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This is very true. I've noticed that the girls who give the best head tend to be kind of insecure, so a girl who says she gives good head is likely too confident to do it well.

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From what I've noticed the girls who say they give really good blow jobs, are generally mediocre at it.

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I've received plenty of blowjobs, but have not had many girls tell me this so I think my sample size is too small. For what its worth though, the best blowjob I ever got was from a girl that told me this. She really knew her way around a penis.

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the line "prove it" has worked in the past

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"So does your mom."

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How about "Yeah. I've heard that about you."

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How about "Yeah. I've heard that about you."

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LMAO

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How about "Yeah. I've heard that about you. But your mom does that thing with her tongue. "

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From what I've noticed the girls who say they give really good blow jobs, are generally mediocre at it.

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This is very true. I've noticed that the girls who give the best head tend to be kind of insecure, so a girl who says she gives good head is likely too confident to do it well.

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There's something to this. I think some women figure being good looking is more closely correlated to being good in bed than it is, and that being cute around your pecker is somehow related to being good at BJ's. Someone less into their image and willing to just do the "job" of giving good head is better at it.

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"Lets get out of here"

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"Do you need a refill on that drink?"

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Tell her "I'm from Missouri".

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"That may be true, but do you give really good blow jobs in the bathrooms of bars?"

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